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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9778 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 850954 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens that rain down TNT, zombie villagers that break out into dance parties, and cows that can fly (yes, you read that right!).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Pig and claim its treasure?
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas that shoot laser beams from their eyes? Or the fact that our ender dragons have been trained to perform synchronized swimming routines in the Nether?
So why did it flop, you ask? Because it’s just too darn EPIC for the average player to handle. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those explosive chickens).
