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SisGoneAfter5MthsMC

Boundaries, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, family conflict, family dynamics, financial contributions, financial responsibility, house rules, houseguest etiquette, household chores, living arrangements, personal space, roommate issues, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisGoneAfter5MthsMC, sister drama

Are you tired of living with freeloading family members who turn your home into a free-for-all party zone? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where you can kick out virtual roommates who don’t pull their weight and make your own rules!

Imagine a world where you can leave a bidet outside the bathroom and see if your virtual roommate will actually take care of it. Will they step up to the challenge or leave it sitting there for days? The drama, the suspense, the virtual passive-aggressive notes!

But wait, there’s more! You can also give virtual ultimatums, change virtual locks, and even dish out virtual cash for personal expenses. It’s like living with your real family, but without the messy kitchen and arguments over who left the toilet seat up.

So come join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can finally be the one in control. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained? Join now and let the virtual chaos begin!

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New Server IP
GiantSpookyMinecraftSMP

Alarming, COLOSSAL, Creature, creepy, enormous, fear, GIANT, GiantSpookyMinecraftSMP, Gigantic, Horror, humongous, Jumbo, magnified, Massive, Monster, Nightmare, oversized, Phobia, Terrifying, Terror, unnerving

OMG guys, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is 10 times bigger than normal! Like, the cows would be as big as houses and the creepers would be like skyscrapers! It would be so epic, you’d never know what crazy giant thing you’ll run into next!

And get this, there’s a rumor that there’s a secret underground dungeon that’s like the size of a whole freakin’ continent! And inside, there’s a giant diamond block that’s worth a bazillion diamonds! But watch out, because there’s also a giant lava monster guarding it that shoots fireballs the size of school buses!

But wait, there’s more! The villagers in this SMP are all super smart and have built a whole city in the treetops, with bridges and zip lines connecting everything! And rumor has it, there’s a secret society of ninja pandas that protect the city from evil mobs!

So come join us on this crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where everything is 10 times bigger and 10 times more ridiculous! It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

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New Server IP
CraftyHomeSweetHome

Adversity, Community Outreach, compassion, CraftyHomeSweetHome, difficult times, Empathy, Hardship, homeless shelters, homelessness, homelessness awareness, housing crisis, marginalized populations, personal experience, POVERTY, resilience, social justice, societal issues, Struggle, support services, Survival, Understanding

Are you tired of wandering the virtual streets of Minecraft, looking for a place to call home? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never be homeless again! Our spawn point is a luxurious mansion complete with diamond-encrusted walls and a pool filled with lava (for that extra spicy dip).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land in search of epic loot and epic pranks. Join them if you dare, but beware – they have a tendency to turn everything you own into obsidian.

If you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether, where you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends, but watch out for the creepers who like to crash the party (literally).

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are? Come on in and make yourself at home – just watch out for any TNT traps along the way!

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New Server IP
CraftyCossacks

aerial strike, Attack, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Defense, Drones, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, industrial site, international relations, Military, reconnaissance, russia, Russian oblasts, SECURITY, st petersburg, Surveillance, Ukraine, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian drones are tryna attack it! They think it’s some top secret industrial site near St. Petersburg, but really it’s just our epic server that’s blowing up all over multiple Russian oblasts!

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, dodging drones and building your own empire in the midst of chaos. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in Minecraft, amirite? Plus, we got the best community ever – they’ll have your back when those pesky drones come swooping in.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s show those Ukrainian drones who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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New Server IP
ToxicCraft: Firefighting Zone

firefighting, ToxicCraft, Zone

come join our minecraft server, where you can escape the toxic PFAS “forever chemicals” and live your best blocky life! if you lived near firefighting training areas in real life, don’t worry, you can still join us and not be doomed to earn 1.7% less in adulthood. our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and craft your way to success without any negative impacts on your economic future. plus, our graduation rate is 1% higher than the real world, so you’ll be a certified blocky genius in no time! join us now and leave those toxic chemicals behind for good!

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New Server IP

SisGoneAfter5MthsMC

GiantSpookyMinecraftSMP

CraftyHomeSweetHome

CraftyCossacks

ToxicCraft: Firefighting Zone