New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP

    That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 9214
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 278712
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.

    But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?

    If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

    Blocky Trump Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 9241
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Zombie Dances: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the server. And if Trump wins, our resident prophet Allan Lichtman will surely have some wild explanation ready to go. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a truly unpredictable Minecraft experience!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker

    Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 1629
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6203
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and trading with villagers just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes!

    Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.

    Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 8521
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a giant rubber chicken that shoots lasers! Take down those zombies in style and show them who’s boss.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • > Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP

    > Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 4319
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Ores Mined: 4547
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7955 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the men prefer natural…natural disasters, that is!

    We’ve got volcanoes erupting, tornadoes tearing through the landscape, and earthquakes shaking things up. It’s a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s never boring! Plus, you never know when a random celebrity like Sydney Sweeny might drop by and start spouting cryptic messages about nature.

    So come join us on our server and experience the true meaning of “men prefer natural” in a way you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gone to Craft Minecraft Server

    Gone to Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 589
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

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    If you leave our server, it’s probably because you’ve been abducted by a band of rogue llamas who are trying to convert you to the ways of shi’ism. But don’t worry, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons to protect you from their llama magic. So come join us and help us fight off the llama invasion while building epic structures and trolling your friends with sneaky traps. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Trunks + Goten + Gotenks Sucks Minecraft SMP

    Trunks + Goten + Gotenks Sucks Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 9796
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Alien Abductions: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Ores Mined: 3651
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 320799 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience intense emotional hardship just like Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, and even Future Trunks did in Dragon Ball Z!

    But wait, there’s more! Trunks and Goten can go Super Saiyan straight out of the womb, because why not? And when they fuse, they become the ultimate Super Saiyan powerhouse! It’s like the Buu Saga, but even more ridiculous!

    So come join us on our server where you can train your body to peak levels and attain Super Saiyan status, all while having a blast with fellow Minecraft players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your own hidden powers and become the strongest warrior in the land. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrueVan ♥free private♥ Minecraft server

    TrueVan ♥free private♥ Minecraft server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 8605
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 93
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Ores Mined: 8687
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

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    You can get access to the server in a group on VK.

    Also, due to problems, we use telegram instead of discord: https://t.me/truevan_tg all the info is there.

    The community is friendly, everyone will welcome new players, perhaps we are waiting for you ♥

    There is also a plot on the server.

    truevan.ru

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 8900
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 230 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

    We have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like a potion that turns you into a giant slime or a sword that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a llama while juggling TNT? Well, you will on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with your favorite pop songs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun – everything else is fair game.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty SMP Advice Giver

    Crafty SMP Advice Giver
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 3339
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1031 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoop down and start a dance party in your front yard. Or how about the time we all decided to have a fishing competition, but instead of fish, we caught rare mythical creatures that now roam the server causing mayhem.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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