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UghCraft – Humans Suck

abhorrent actions, annoying habits, appalling behavior, cringe-worthy moments, deplorable actions, despicable conduct, detestable behavior, disappointing actions, disgraceful behavior, disgusting behavior, embarrassing incidents, frustrating encounters, Human nature, humans, irritating situations, negative experiences, regrettable actions, repulsive behavior, revolting behavior, shameful behavior, Suck, UghCraft, unpleasant interactions

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
New Chunks Explored:	687794	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you have to trade with pigs for all your precious resources. And watch out for the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are terrorizing the countryside with their terrible singing.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the pigs and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or stick with the pig overlords? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s just how we like it!

NukeCraftIranWeeks

Diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, iran, material production, MIDDLE EAST, military intelligence, non-proliferation efforts, nuclear bomb, nuclear capabilities, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftIranWeeks, potential threat, proliferation, sanctions, security concerns, uranium enrichment, US, weeks

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we be makin’ nuclear bombs in weeks just like Iran! imagine the power u gonna have with that kind of firepower in the game. blow up ur enemies in style, fam. join now and be the ultimate bomb maker in the blocky world. u won’t regret it, trust me.

HeartburnCraft: Where Java 1.20.2 serves up hot economy and 15 online players, no resets or griefing allowed!

1.20.2, Active Economy, Allowed, Auctions, Community, Economy, Griefing, HeartburnCraft, hot, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, minecraft server, multiplayer, No Resets, ONLINE, online players, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Players, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, serves, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	34
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

HearthCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store
Server Start	October 2018
World Reset	Never reset. World dates back to July 2019.
Live Map	Check out the live map here

FAQ

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store. You can verify this here.

Q: Are there resource worlds on the server?

A: Yes, there are resource worlds that reset monthly.

Q: Is there a marriage plugin on the server?

A: Yes, there is a marriage plugin available on the server.

MadokaCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Captivating, Characters, comparison, dark themes, Drama, emotional, engrossing, Entertainment, FANTASY, INTENSE, japanese animation, madoka magica, MadokaCraft, Magical Girls, Minecraft, plot twists, Popular, Psychological, series, Server, Storyline, Thought-provoking

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4307
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5765	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	7187	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is more engrossing than Madoka Magica on a rollercoaster ride with a unicorn! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, battle dragons with your pet llama sidekick, and even ride a rainbow to the land of unlimited diamonds! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

PixelAnime Minecraft Server

animated series, Anime, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ anime, LGBTQ Representation, Minecraft, non-binary characters, PixelAnime, queer representation, Server, tranime, trans characters, trans community, trans culture, trans representation, trans visibility, Transgender, transgender anime

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7715	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	263	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a team of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding. You’ll never be bored here because we have a quest where you have to find a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken in a tutu.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but fluffy bunnies wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ExHubbyDontKnow Minecraft Server

adhd, Adult Daughter, Alimony, burner account, Chronic pain, codependency, default, divorce settlement, ex husband, ExHubbyDontKnow, Guilt, ignore, junk mail, Legal, Marriage, Minecraft, Mutual, neurodivergence, retirement benefits, self-diagnosed, Server, SPLIT, understand

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in settling disputes with virtual blocks instead of real-life drama! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of divorce settlements and neurodivergent exes.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and taming wild wolves, all while avoiding alimony disputes and unopened divorce decrees. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world of creativity and adventure.

We promise that no one will be asking you to delay alimony reductions or claiming they didn’t understand the settlement due to their “neurodivergence.” Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting your next masterpiece and exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So come join us and leave your real-life drama at the door. Who needs a messy divorce when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Let’s block and roll, baby!

NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids

addict girlfriend, addict step son, barely getting by, custody battle, Divorce, drug addict, financial responsibility, healthy baby, heroin, Homeless, Meth, newborn son, NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids, opioids, Pregnancy, prescription pain pills, recovering addict, recovering alcoholic, refusing, retired, social worker, Suboxone

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a player who had to deal with a stepson who was a professional thief in-game. But wait, it gets crazier – this stepson also had a pregnant girlfriend who was addicted to rare diamond blocks! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

But fear not, brave player! On our server, you can experience all the drama and excitement without any real-life consequences. Build your own virtual family, deal with addict NPCs, and even have high-speed chases with the pixelated police. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a blocky soap opera of your own making!

DeathCraft: YOLO Edition

contemplation, death, death anxiety, death frequency, death reflection, DeathCraft, Edition, end of life, existential thoughts, facing mortality, fear of death, life and death, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality contemplation, mortality frequency, mortality mindset, mortality pondering, mortality reflection, thoughts on death, thoughts on mortality, yolo

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to look forward to is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have a dull moment again. We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And don’t even get us started on our parkour challenges – one wrong move and you’ll fall into a pit of lava filled with dancing skeletons.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can test their survival skills against hordes of zombie villagers and evil witches. And if you manage to make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the thrill of death around every corner? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Jesses SMP (Vanilla)

Chatintegration, Communication, Community, Discord, fast server, Fullyvanilla, Fullyvanillasurvival, Growing, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, planet minecraft, Server, Shop, shop-owner, Shops, Simplevoicechat, smp, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, VOICE, Voicechat

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

A completely vanilla SMP with a fully built out spawn and a very well-made Discord server.

What makes my server unique is that unlike every other “vanilla server” out there, my server is actually vanilla. How many times have you looked around for a vanilla SMP just for you to find one that claims to be vanilla, and then you join and they have anti-grief protection or even small mods/plugins such as locked chests. Do you know how annoying this is? I hated this so much that I gave in and decided to make my own server.

Some features that my server has that is different from most servers is:

• A channel in the Discord server that links the Minecraft chat and the Discord chat to allow better communication

• A decently hard-to-get role in the Discord server called “Shop Owner” (It is much harder than what the title makes it seem, more info in the Discord)

• Completely vanilla unlike every other server that claims to be vanilla

• A fully complete Discord server that wasn’t rushed and was made by me (I’ve been making servers for almost four years)

• I give everyone several chances before getting banned and I’m not strict

• I don’t give people I know custom roles or special permissions such as operator or administrator just because I know them

• I play survival unlike almost every other server owner in which they go in creative or cheat to get stuff

• Simple Voice Chat (I still consider my server fully vanilla since voice chat is completely optional)

• Builds and shops will be at spawn which will make for a great community

• My server has 4 gigabytes of ram with a 200% cpu boost which allows fast server joining and chunk loading

This server is actively growing very fast so I hope to see some even more members from Planet Minecraft. My server is really well-thought out, has several cool features such as the Shop Owner role and chat integration, and I didn’t rush when I was making everything, so I hope you guys love everything that I spent hours creating.

Discord: discord.gg/BYT4r6ZRJX

109.230.238.222:25569

SluttyWife’sFace Minecraft Server

adult content, cuckold, Cum, cum fetish, cum on face, cum play, dirty talk, Domination, Erotic, explicit, facial, fetish, hotwife, Kinky, Minecraft, Naughty, Roleplay, Server, sexual fantasy, slut wife, SluttyWifesFace, Submission, taboo

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crops Grown:	9347
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Magic Items Found:	7319
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and… wait, what was that about someone’s wife? Oh, never mind, just ignore that and focus on the amazing features of our server!

Join us if you want to ride a pig into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and maybe even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure (and possibly someone’s naughty fantasies, but shh, we don’t talk about that). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!