Patches MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GrampsVsGrandkid Ugly Showdown

rude behavior, showdown, opinionated, personal boundaries, beauty

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Join us and leave your pimples and patch-wearing grandpa behind! Our server is a patch-free zone where you can build, mine, and explore without any judgment about your skincare routine.

We promise no one will call you ugly here, unless you build an ugly house – then all bets are off. So come join us and leave the drama at the door, because on our server, the only thing that’s ugly is your friend’s cobblestone tower. Join now and let’s build some pixelated paradise together!

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FixFightMC Server

Tournaments, improve, Combos, competitive, Characters

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in every fighting game you play? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer! Join us and learn the ancient art of pixelated combat from our resident ninja sheep sensei. He will teach you secret moves like the “Creeper Kick” and the “Enderman Elbow Drop” that will have your opponents running for the hills. Plus, if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon in a 1v1 match, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of pure awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate fighting game champion!

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Minecraft SMP: /b1g/ – Blocky Builders United

Builders, League players, Gosugamers, patches, twitter

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creepers’ explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the new hero release and compendium drop were a disaster – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Join us for insane adventures, like when our players tried to mine diamonds but ended up unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen instead. Or that time we had a massive build battle that turned into a giant lava pit party. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, hop on board this crazy train and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of TNT – you’re gonna need it!

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Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Modding Guides, Waifulation, Lore, Lore Accessories, Minecraft

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so awesome, it’s like Skyrim but in block form. Join us for a wild adventure filled with dragons, dungeons, and waifus galore!

Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into adorable mudcrabs. Now you can explode in cuteness!

Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Want to turn your Minecraft character into a badass Dovahkiin? Check out our modding guides and FAQs for all the tips and tricks you need.

Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Just don’t contact the Jarl of Whiterun, he’s too busy dealing with his sweet rolls.

Join our server and meet all the crazy characters from /tesg/. From Khajiit thieves to Nord warriors, you’ll never know who you’ll run into next.

Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our Minecraft server with our extensive collection of books and Imperial Library resources. You’ll be a lore master in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life. Just watch out for those sneaky skeevers, they’re always up to no good.

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CraftyDota2Server

Opendota, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, twitter, Updates, Wiki

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where artistic dotards roam free and rule the land.

Our server is filled with outrageous lore that will leave you questioning reality. Dive deep into the world of dotards and uncover the secrets that lie within.

But that’s not all! We have statistics that will blow your mind. Track your progress like never before and become the ultimate dotard master.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our news and streams will keep you entertained for hours on end. Watch as dotards battle it out in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and become a dotard legend in our Minecraft server like no other!

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Mine2Craft – Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Mine2Craft, d2g, twitter, Lore

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the Macarena. It was a place where the laws of physics were merely a suggestion and the only limit was your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to legendary treasures, secret dungeons, and a hidden village where villagers throw the wildest parties. Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you might even find the fabled Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant you three wishes (and unlimited diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, blockheads!

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Minecraft server: /m2g/ – Minecraft 2 General

Protracker, Dota 2, Opendota, patches, Datdota

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is like the diamond sword of gaming!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us!

We’ve got more lore than a library in the End dimension and more updates than a redstone contraption. Plus, our bug tracker is so efficient that even Herobrine can’t mess with our gameplay.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got stats that will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on a caffeine rush. And our news and streams are so entertaining that even the villagers stop trading just to watch.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a TNT explosion in the Nether!

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CraftyDota2 – Minecraft Server

HAVE A DRINK, Opendota, CraftyDota2, League players, Dota 2 General

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground potion bar where you can sip on some enchanted potions while battling mobs.

But that’s not all – we have a lore so epic it puts the Ender Dragon to shame. Dive into the mystical world of Minecraft with our insane stories that will have you questioning reality.

Oh, and did we mention our bug tracker is actually a portal to another dimension where you can report glitches to the Minecraft gods themselves? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the build height limit, but who’s counting?).

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New Server IP
Stygia

Updates, btc, ADMIN, ONLINE, Survival

Stygia will be online forever. The Admin will only maintain the server and do updates/patches. He has no interest in what is going on inside or outside of Stygia.

BTC: 3CC16TCdDHS1xuJ7Cz2GatS9hA83piu7b6

play.stygia.xyz

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EldenCraft Minecraft Server

group, Lands Between, News, Server, version 1.12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can build your dream castle, battle epic bosses, and discover hidden treasures!

Forget about regular patches, our server has patches that come straight from Elden Ring! That’s right, you can experience the latest updates from the game itself while playing Minecraft. How cool is that?

And don’t even get me started on our character planners. Plan out your build with our interactive planners and dominate the server like a true warrior. Plus, our interactive map will help you navigate through the Lands Between like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the group password “erg” to unlock a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, our server is so epic that even the previous players can’t stop talking about it!

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