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BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium

ARMS, Arms Trading, Black Market, BoutCraft, Business, crime, criminal enterprise, Emporium, global security, illegal, international relations, Merchant of Death, money laundering, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, SMUGGLING, Terrorism, trafficking, united nations, Victor Bout, weapons, wsj

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where putin’s ‘merchant of death’ victor bout has returned to arms trading but with a twist- HE’S SELLING DIAMOND SWORDS AND CREEPER REPELLENT! yea, you heard that right, folks. you can now protect yourself from those pesky creepers while looking stylish with a shiny diamond sword.

our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on. we’ve got epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for rare loot.

so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this crazy world of minecraft madness!

Crafty AI Instructions

Accumulated Instructions, ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Categorized Patterns, computer science, Crafty, data analysis, data processing, deep learning, Filtered Data, future technology, Information Technology, innovation, Instructions, intelligent systems, machine learning, neural networks, programming, robotics, Technology

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7948	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like they at a rave! Our server be so lit, even the Ender Dragon be takin’ selfies with the players.

We got a secret underground disco where the zombies be breakdancin’ and the skeletons be poppin’ and lockin’. And don’t even get me started on our enchanted forest where the trees be singin’ and the flowers be spittin’ rhymes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical castle where the villagers throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life genie (Disclaimer: genie may or may not be a disgruntled witch in disguise).

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a giant mutant chicken. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adult, application, astros, Community, Community members, Community oriented, Creative World, Datapacks, Days, Discord, Events, Fabric, form, Glory, Hardware, hermitcraft, History, long term, microphone, Minecrafters, Mods, optimization mods, PIXEL, Reach, RELIVE, Server, smp, Updates, Vanilla, world

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Emeralds Found:	9293	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server!
🌎 Established on: June 11th, 2023
🔧 Server Version: 1.21
🎮 Vanilla World Features:
No world border Various recipe add-ons for enhancing vanilla experience High-end hardware for lag-free experience

What Astros Reach has to offer:

Long-term vanilla world that only resets when voted upon by players
Free community-use creative world
Weekly and monthly events
Helpful and knowledgeable community
Caring staff to ensure special experiences for every player

To join Astros Reach, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. We welcome players aged 18 and older. Come join us in our fun and friendly community!

Discord Link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: When was Astros Reach established?

A: Astros Reach was established on June 11th, 2023.

Q: Does the server have plans to reset the world?

A: The world only resets when voted upon by the players.

Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

A: Players must be 18 years or older to join Astros Reach.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. A staff member will provide you with all the information you need to get started.

Q: What version is the server currently running?

A: The server is currently running on version 1.21.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: The server offers various recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience, as well as high-end hardware for a lag-free gameplay.

The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server

1.2 Details, Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, Chill, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZFriends

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86

Yo, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery monsters and explore the depths of hell in search of epic loot.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions about the server. And don’t forget to check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz – these guys are legends in the Minecraft world!

Oh, and did we mention our upcoming events for version 1.2? From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t forget to redeem those codes for some sweet in-game rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?

anger, ANNOYED, Argument, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, disagreement, emotional outburst, Frustration, Hell, hostility, irritated, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perplexed, perplexity, Problem, puzzled, relationship issues, smp, Tension, Upset

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

BoomerBlock Minecraft Server

#impatience, BoomerBlock, Conflict, Confrontation, consideration, Courtesy, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, judgment, line, Manners, Minecraft, older woman, PUSHY, Respect, Rude, Rush, self service, Server, shopping, social norms, Waiting, weekly shop

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Animals Bred:	132
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

So there’s this Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Betty would want to cut in line just to join! Our server is so epic that even your mum (49 F) would be begging to play. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Betty appears, trying to push past you like she owns the place. But don’t worry, our server is so awesome that even Betty can’t ruin the fun. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows, maybe Betty will be there causing trouble!

ChoreCraft: Stepdaughter vs Son

chore distribution, ChoreCraft, family conflict, family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, household division of labor, Household Management, household responsibilities, parental favoritism, parenting challenges, parenting disagreements, sibling favoritism, Son, son chores, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter chores, stepdaughter complaints, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily issues, stepmother struggles, stepson responsibilities

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chores are the ultimate quest! Join now for a chance to sweep, dust, and wash bedding like never before. Our server is so lit, even the step daughter’s $1,000/month allowance can’t compete with the rewards you’ll earn from completing chores.

Embark on a journey to balance out the chores between siblings, just like in this epic tale of sweeping and dishwashing drama. Will you be the hero who saves the day and finally achieves household harmony? Or will you join the dark side and let the dust bunnies take over?

With outrageous tasks and insane stories to uncover, this Minecraft server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your broom and get ready to sweep your way to victory! Join now and show us if you’re the ultimate chore champion.

CraftyCultCraft

belief system, BRAINWASHING, chance, charismatic, Community, control, CraftyCultCraft, Cult, cult followers, cult leader, cult practices, devotion, Followers, Ideology, indoctrination, influence, leader, Manipulation, opportunity, start a cult, Worship

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

If you had the chance to start a cult, why not join our Minecraft server instead? Our cult… I mean, server, is a place where you can worship the mighty diamond block and sacrifice sheep to please the Minecraft gods.

Join us for epic battles against the evil villagers who are trying to take over our pixelated world. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor for all our loyal cult members to use in their quest for domination.

But beware, there are rumors of a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Will you be brave enough to face the clucks of doom and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and become part of the most ridiculous cult… I mean, community, you’ll ever encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CriticalCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Beirut, Conflict, critical condition, CriticalCraft, current events, hezbollah, Hospital, IAF strike, injured, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, SECURITY, Senior Hezbollah leader, Server, Terrorism, update, Wafiq Safa

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Hezbollah leaders are trying to get in on the action? Well, guess what? Our server is so fire that even Wafiq Safa himself tried to join, but got wrecked by an IAF strike in Beirut! Now he’s in ‘critical condition’ and missing out on all the epic adventures and crazy builds happening on our server. Don’t be like Wafiq Safa, join us now and let’s show him what he’s missing out on! Just watch out for those pesky airstrikes, they can really ruin your day. Let’s get crafting, gamers!

Chopstick Pirates: S.Korean Guard vs Illegal Ships

Chinese ships, chopstick, coast guard, diplomatic tensions, east asia, enforcement, foreign relations, guard, illegal, illegal activities, illegal fishing, international law, maritime boundaries, maritime security, Naval vessels, Patrol, Pirates, response, S Korean, Ships, South Korean, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial waters

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Votes:	1941	Dragon Eggs Found:	9938
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

are u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well come join us on this epic server where we have illegal chinese ships causing chaos and triggering the south korean coast guard response!

imagine sailing your minecraft boat only to be ambushed by a fleet of chinese ships trying to steal all your diamonds! but don’t worry, the coast guard is here to save the day and protect your precious loot.

join now for a thrilling adventure filled with high seas drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s minecraft so anything can happen)!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy server and experience the wildest minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose all your diamonds, then you might regret it a little bit).