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Baldurs Gate Minecraft SMP – Baldur’s Gate General

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Our server is so epic that even Santa himself plays on it during the off-season. That’s right, jolly old St. Nick loves to mine and craft with us! Plus, we have a secret portal to the North Pole where you can hang out with the elves and sip hot cocoa.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path. Who knew that knocking out a character could lead to such shenanigans? And don’t even get us started on the romance options – let’s just say things can get steamy in the mines.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky Astral-Touched Tadpoles – they can really mess with your appearance!

CraftyGate – Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with female Tieflings, Tav Edition!

Watch our PC trailer where Tieflings roam free and cause chaos: [insert crazy link here]

But wait, there’s more! Check out our PS5 trailer where Tieflings take over the world: [insert even crazier link here]

Patch 7 is now live, where Tieflings get even more mischievous: [link to non-existent patch notes]

Patch 6 is also live, where Tieflings learn new tricks: [link to non-existent patch notes]

And don’t forget about Patch 5, where Tieflings… well, you get the idea: [link to non-existent patch notes]

Join our Wiki where you can learn all about the world of Tieflings: [link to non-existent wiki]

Want to mod your game? Check out our mods that will make your Tiefling experience even crazier: [link to non-existent mods]

Have burning questions about Tieflings? We’ve got answers:

– Q: How often should I long rest? A: Long rest often to see all the crazy companion interactions with Tieflings!

– Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path? A: Knock her out in Act 1 and miss out on the sex scene, but still get the romance!

– Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass? A: Both! Explore both for maximum Tiefling fun!

– Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially “Tav+”? A: Yes, get even more content with Tieflings, but watch out for losing companions!

– Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles? A: Nope, just watch out for that DC21 Wisdom check!

– Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice? A: Only if you want to avoid extreme rolls, otherwise, go wild with your Tiefling adventures!

Take our polls to decide the fate of Tieflings on our server:

– Romance: [link to ridiculous poll] – Race: [link to even more ridiculous poll] – Class: [link to insanely ridiculous poll] – Companions: [link to absurdly ridiculous poll]

Join our server now for a pasta-filled, Tiefling extravaganza! Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits you: [link to non-existent thread]

Crafty Baldur’s Server – Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path, but you’ll miss out on a wild sex scene. Long rest often to experience companion quests and romances, or risk losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

Explore the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or both if you’re feeling adventurous. Just be prepared for additional checks and consequences if you consume tadpoles. And don’t forget about the Karmic Dice, unless you want to risk streaks of very low or very high rolls.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination, and where the Dark Urge is essentially “Tav+” for all your additional content needs. Vote on romance, race, class, and companions in our outrageous polls, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Blighted Village Edition Minecraft server today!

BaldursCraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	7319
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and romance options that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. Long rest often to unlock hidden camp scenes and advance companion quests – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

Recruit Minthara without going down the evil path by knocking her out in Act 1 – just be prepared to miss out on a steamy sex scene (unless you’re into that sort of thing). Choose between exploring the Underdark or the Mountain Pass – or why not both? The more loot, the merrier!

And don’t even get us started on The Dark Urge – it’s like Tav+ but with even more twists and turns. Consequences for consuming tadpoles? Nah, just a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole and avoid a drastic change in appearance. Enable Karmic Dice for smoother gameplay, or disable it if you’re feeling lucky.

Vote on romance options, race, class, and companions – because your choices shape the world around you (or at least the world of our server). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Minecraft SMP – /bgg/ – Baldur’s Gate Builders

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server, House of Hope Edition, is where the wildest adventures happen and the craziest stories unfold.

Join us for a chance to build the most ridiculous structures, prank your friends with the most outrageous traps, and embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

But that’s not all! We have Patch 6 live, which introduces flying pigs and dancing llamas to the game. Patch 5 brought in a new dimension where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow clouds.

Don’t forget to check out our Wiki, where you can learn how to tame a dragon and become the ruler of the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into our Mods section where you can turn your character into a talking potato or a disco ball.

Still not convinced? Well, we have a FAQ section that will answer all your burning questions, like how to long rest in style and whether you should recruit Minthara for a wild romance.

So what are you waiting for? Join House of Hope Edition today and let the madness begin!

Baldur’sCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Buildings Constructed:	41	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server, inspired by the Lord of Ambition Edition, is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path (but sorry, you’ll miss out on the sex scene), choose between exploring the Underdark or Mountain Pass (or both if you’re feeling extra adventurous), and face the consequences of consuming tadpoles (spoiler alert: it affects your appearance).

But wait, there’s more! Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those annoying streaks of bad luck in rolls, participate in our hilarious polls to determine the fate of romance, race, class, and companions on the server, and don’t forget to check out our outrageous pasta recipes for a quick snack break.

So why wait? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a DC21 Wisdom check or two). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBaldurMinecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7866	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	2396

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through Hell’s Angels Edition, where the only rule is to have no rules at all!

Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, on our server, you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path – just knock her out and miss out on the sex scene (but who needs that anyway, right?).

Long rest often to experience crazy companion and romance interactions, and make sure to clear both the Underdark and Mountain Pass for epic loot and experiences. And don’t forget about The Dark Urge – it’s like Tav+ on steroids!

Consequences for consuming tadpoles? Nah, just a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which might affect your appearance (but who cares about looks in Minecraft, right?). And enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of low or high rolls – unless you’re a risk-taker, then disable it and live on the edge!

So join us on this insane journey through Hell’s Angels Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few DC checks). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Baldur’s Gate: The Minecraft Edition

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Forget about building houses and farming, on our server you’ll be battling evil creatures, exploring mysterious realms, and even romancing NPCs! Long rest often to unlock steamy romance scenes and advance companion quests – who knew Minecraft could get so spicy?

But wait, there’s more! Knock out Minthara in Act 1 to recruit her without going down the evil path and miss out on the sex scene (but who needs that when you’re fighting for survival, right?). Choose between exploring the Underdark or the Mountain Pass, or why not both for extra loot and experience points?

And don’t even get us started on The Dark Urge – it’s like Minecraft on steroids! Resist the Urge and complete quests the “right” way to avoid losing companions, or face additional checks to keep them by your side. Plus, consume tadpoles for a chance to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole and change your appearance – talk about a glow-up!

Enable Karmic Dice for a fairer gameplay experience and vote in our polls to shape the future of our server. Romance, race, class, companions – your choices matter here!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and prepare to be amazed! (Disclaimer: No actual Minecraft gameplay, just a whole lot of imagination and fun!)

Minecrafty McMineface – Baldur’s Gate Banter

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! We’re talking Dangerous Duo Edition, where the only thing more dangerous than the mobs are the players themselves.

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, romance, and questionable decisions. Knock out Minthara in Act 1 to recruit her without going down the evil path – sure, you might miss out on a steamy sex scene, but who needs that when you’ve got epic loot to collect?

Choose your path through the Underdark or the Mountain Pass – or why not both? Take on higher difficulties for the ultimate challenge and bragging rights. And don’t forget to enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of bad luck – unless you’re a true Minecraft warrior, of course.

So why join our server? Because where else can you consume tadpoles without consequences, resist the Dark Urge like a boss, and long rest for those juicy companion interactions? Plus, if you’re lucky, you might just pass that DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole and avoid a disastrous makeover.

Don’t miss out on the fun – vote on our polls for romance, race, class, and companions, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to conquer the world – one block at a time. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Baldur’s Gate: Creeper Edition

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, romance, and questionable decisions.

Have you ever wanted to recruit Minthara without going down the evil path? Well, on our server, you can knock her out in Act 1 and still get the romance – minus the sex scene, of course. But who needs that when you have all the other crazy shenanigans happening?

Explore the Underdark or the Mountain Pass – or both if you’re feeling extra brave. Just be prepared for higher difficulties, more experience, and loot that will make your head spin.

And don’t even get us started on The Dark Urge – it’s like “Tav+” but with even more twists and turns. Make sure you make the right choices or you might just lose some companions along the way.

But hey, if you’ve consumed any tadpoles, no worries! Just pass a DC21 Wisdom check and you’ll be fine – except for the whole affecting your appearance thing. It’s all part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and vote on important matters like romance, race, class, and companions. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RegretfulRookie in Minecraft SMP

acceptance, communication skills, Coping skills, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, financial literacy, forgiveness, goal-setting, Gratitude, healthy boundaries, letting go, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, patience, personal growth, RegretfulRookie, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, Time management

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of learning life lessons the hard way? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never digging straight down (unless you want to meet a fiery death in a pool of lava) and always carrying a bucket of water with you (because you never know when you’ll need to put out a sudden fire).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the true meaning of friendship and bacon. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a mischievous group of creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start learning life lessons the fun and absurd way!

CraftySocietyOops

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the biggest mistake society is making right now – not playing enough Minecraft! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood pets.

Forget about real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest loot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to an alternate universe where everyone has superpowers and the only currency is emeralds.

So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and enchanted diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

CruiseMissileCraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, even IDF be talkin’ bout it! apparently, Hezbollah was gonna shoot a cruise missile from an apartment in Lebanon, but they got distracted by how awesome our server is. like, imagine being so cool that even terrorists wanna join your Minecraft world! come join us and be part of the action, who knows what crazy stuff will happen next! #minecraftgoals #terroristapproved

MirageCraft – GripenEuroFighter

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is negotiating for some sick fighter jets like mirage, gripen, and eurofighter. imagine flying around in a mirage fighter shooting creepers and zombies from the sky, epic right? plus, our server has the craziest pvp battles where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. join now and be part of the action, ukraine style!

Serotonin Space Quests

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8173	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

so like, you know how when you play minecraft and you find, like, diamonds and stuff and you get all excited and happy? well, our server is like that but on steroids, man. when you join our server, your brain will be flooded with so much serotonin, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery while riding a unicorn made of rainbows.

our rewards are so epic, your serotonin levels will be off the charts. we’re talking about rewards that will make you question reality itself. and the best part is, just thinking about these rewards will make your brain release even more serotonin. it’s like a never-ending cycle of happiness and joy.

so come join our server and experience the ultimate serotonin rush of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. just remember to bring a helmet, because your mind will be blown.

Elden Ring Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Towns Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Elden Ring for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They were greeted by a dancing llama who offered them enchanted diamond armor in exchange for their best dance moves. Needless to say, they partied all night long and became the legends of Elden Ring.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Clan, a group of fearless warriors who protect the land from evil mobs using nothing but their trusty feather swords and ninja skills. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the ultimate prize – a golden toilet made of pure emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join Elden Ring today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Golden Time TADA BANRI Minecraft SMP

Amnesia, Anime, Banri, Character development, college life, comedy, Drama, friendship, Golden, golden time, Heartwarming, japanese animation, long term memory, love, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, relationships, romance, slice of life, smp, Supernatural, Tada, TADA BANRI, Time

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is required to have watched the anime Golden Time and have a deep understanding of TADA BANRI’s struggles. Why, you ask? Because in this server, we believe that only those who have experienced the emotional rollercoaster of Golden Time can truly appreciate the chaos and drama that unfolds in our world.

Join us as we reenact scenes from the show, build replicas of the iconic locations, and engage in intense debates about which character is the best waifu. But beware, just like in Golden Time, there are plenty of plot twists and unexpected turns waiting for you around every corner.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where love triangles, amnesia, and ghostly apparitions are the norm, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door, because once you enter, there’s no telling what kind of craziness you’ll encounter.

SisterSnubbedMC

advice, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DISRESPECTFUL, Ego, emotions, Empathy, family, Funeral, Grief, husband, mourning, relationships, sacrifice, self-centered, sister, SisterSnubbedMC, Support

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Join us and escape the real world, where you won’t have to worry about egotistical in-laws hijacking funerals. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to relax and have a good time without the family drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members who just don’t understand. So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, you might even find some virtual diamonds to make up for the ones you lost in real life!

UnxpctdLifeEvnts – Minecraft SMP

best, blessings in disguise, curveball, fate, life changing moments, life events, Minecraft, plot twist, rollercoaster of emotions, serendipity, silver lining, smp, Surprising, Twist of fate, twists and turns, unexpected, unexpected blessings, unexpected challenges, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen circumstances, Unpredictable, UnxpctdLifeEvnts, WORST

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchantments Applied:	126
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the unexpected is the norm? Look no further than our server, where every day is a rollercoaster of ridiculousness and mayhem!

Join us and experience the thrill of being randomly teleported to a new dimension filled with dancing chickens and exploding creepers. Witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and rubber chickens. And don’t forget about the time a player accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a team of brave adventurers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, come join us! Who knows, you might just have the best/worst experience of your life in the most unexpected way.

BlockheadZAnonymous

Baffling, bewildering actions, bizarre habits, BlockheadZAnonymous, common behavior, confusion, cultural norms, Human Behavior, odd behaviors, perplexing, perplexing actions, Psychology, puzzling, quirky tendencies, social norms, societal expectations, societal quirks, strange habits, strange traditions, unusual conduct, weird customs

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday afternoon activity! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like building upside-down houses, hosting llama fashion shows, and challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community and experience the most absurd Minecraft server out there!