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Breaking Man in Minecraft SMP

Break, BREAKING, brutality, Corruption, Cruelty, Despair, Ethics, Evil, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, injustice, man, Minecraft, morality, Oppression, Pain, Place, smp, society, Struggle, Suffering, West, western society

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mines Excavated:	1865
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it’ll make you question your sanity and your life choices. But hey, who needs sanity when you can have a blast with a bunch of crazy players?

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas, or if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig like it’s the rodeo of the century. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

And let’s not forget about the legendary tale of Steve, who tried to build a house out of TNT and ended up blowing up the entire server. RIP Steve, you will be missed.

So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Just remember, the West may be evil, but it’s also where all the fun happens.

Choc Chub Minecraft Server

ASP, Babi, Birthday Calendar, caramel, choc, Chocolate Brown Chuubas, Chub, darker skin color, en, fvr, jp, lig, Male, Menu list, Minecraft, New Bear Edition, NijiEN, Server, Skeb List, tactical, Tanned, VÄG, VT, Vtubers, Wool

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

🍫 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the new Bear Edition! 🐻 Are you ready to dive into the world of /choc/? This is the place where we discuss all things vtubers with tanned, caramel, chocolate, or overall darker skin colors. Whether they’re EN, JP, Male, Babi, or anything in between, we’ve got you covered!

📜 Check out our Menu list for all the delicious details: https://rentry.org/darkskinvtubers 🍽️ Want to keep track of Chuuba birthdays? We’ve got a calendar just for that: https://www.canva.com/design/DAF-J4rgpuE/L_3ihKcg-hBC-lNC_um6VA/edit 🎂 And don’t forget to browse through our Skeb List for some amazing artwork: https://rentry.org/y77zet2k 🎨

🔥 But wait, there’s more! Dive into other threads of interest like /vt/, /lig/, /fvr/, /wool/, /tactical/, /nijien/, /asp/, and /vag/. The possibilities are endless on our server!

🤪 Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two in our virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the craziness begin! 🎮🌈✨

🚀 Previous adventurers can vouch for the insanity that awaits you in our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and become a part of the /choc/ community! See you in the game, fellow explorer! 🌟🍭🎉

No Nut November General Minecraft SMP

abstain, Accountability, Anons, bully, challenge, Community, Game, general, hang out, Hidden sex, Minecraft, motivation, no nut november, nonny edition, November, nut, participating, porn, self-control, smp, Support, Tease, temptation, Thread

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have hidden sex from nonny edition! Join us for a wild time of bonding with other anons, or if you’re feeling spicy, come in and bully and tease them (in a friendly way, of course)! We encourage posting porn and hanging out in our virtual world.

Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths and claim your riches?

But beware, there’s a legendary player known as the Ender Dragon Slayer who roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to face them in battle. Will you be the one to defeat them and claim the title for yourself?

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our crazy community of players!

Excited for PC Port Minecraft Server

anticipation, computer games, Excited, game release, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming excitement, gaming experience, Gaming news, Gaming Platform, Minecraft, New Release, pc game, pc gamers, PC Gaming, PC gaming community, pc gaming news, PC Port, pc version, PORT, Server, upcoming release, video games

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken that shot fireballs out of its beak! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the fiery fowl and claim the loot for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city populated by friendly zombies who just want to trade with you. Need some rare items or enchanted gear? Just head down to Zombie Town and strike up a deal with the undead residents.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

I Love Argies Minecraft SMP

appreciation, argies, Crashing, forgiveness, friendship, Gratitude, love, Minecraft, misjudged, misunderstanding, proper time, reconciliation, smp, Surprise, thank you, Timing, timing is critical, timing is crucial, timing is essential, timing is everything, timing is key, unexpected

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ores Mined:	8746	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a thriving community of players who are obsessed with argies (whatever those are) and crashing at the most proper times. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve misjudged someone and had them thank you for it. Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Weimerica Happy Minecraft Server

advice, clear path, clown world, degenerate culture, finding energy, Happy, low wages, low-trust society, Minecraft, motivated, overcoming adversity, personal growth, self improvement, Server, societal decay, Staying Happy, third world invaders, toxic food, unaffordable housing, Weimerica, Western countries, young White men

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

On our server, you can escape the chaos of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build your dream castle, battle fierce mobs, and team up with other players to conquer the land. Who needs a clear path in the real world when you can create your own destiny in Minecraft?

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams can come true. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to become the ruler of your own kingdom? Just a few clicks away.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft server for a journey that will make you forget all about the chaos of clown world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

Critique My New Meme Coin Minecraft SMP

Altcoin, Blockchain, Coin, critique, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Evaluation, Fun, humor, Investment, long tail tag, meme, meme coin, meme economy., meme market, Minecraft, new coin, pump and dump, pump.fun, racist, satire, smp, Speculative, TOKEN

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old meme coins that don’t spark joy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even the memes have memes. We’ve got a meme coin that’s so outrageous, it’ll make Dogecoin look like a sad little puppy. And guess what? We don’t care if it’s racist, because we’re all about pushing the boundaries of what’s acceptable in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just click on the link https://pump.fun/coin/CcYPSX3rVPgxHfpn4AJKoNjZvJDMETADCDxNXR6A and get ready for a meme-tastic time like never before!

Mine Stalker Server

AMK mod, beginner tips, BugTrap, common misconceptions, crash to desktop, FREEZE, Game Mechanics, Gammasissies, good hunting, HUD guide, lockup, Miscellaneous Guide, mod guide, mod reviews, modding, modding basics, Performance Guides, Quickstart Guide, Running STALKER on Linux, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Server, SG, shadow of Chernobyl, Stalker

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Void Armor Forged:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Animals Bred:	24
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Join our Minecraft server where the Gammasissies have modded the game to be so easy, you’ll complete it before you even start! We’ve got BugTrap, crash to desktop, freeze/lockup? No worries, just find your crash log, stalker. And if you can’t find it, just look in the location specified at the top of fsgame.ltx.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a Quickstart Guide, Mod Guide, HUD Guide, Performance Guides, and even Common misconceptions about game mechanics that will blow your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just remember – good hunting, stalker. So come on in and let’s have some Minecraft fun that’s crazier than a pack of mutated zombies!

Minecraft SMP: Manson was Based and Tate Deserved It

Based, brutality, Charles Manson, crime, cult leader, cult mentality, DESERVED, Evil, Hollywood, Justice, Manipulation, manson, Manson cult, Manson was based, Minecraft, murder, Sharon Tate, smp, Tate, Tate deserved it, Tragedy, true crime, Twisted, Victims

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear guarded by a pack of rabid llamas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our spawn town is actually a replica of the infamous Manson Family compound, complete with a rollercoaster that takes you through all the twisted history of the place. And don’t worry, we’ve made sure to include plenty of hidden traps and puzzles to keep things interesting. So come on, join us and remember: Manson was based and Tate deserved it. Just kidding… or are we? 😉🦙🎢 #JoinUsOrElse

FreakyDragons

Economy, Minecraft Gaming Roleplay Adventure Survival Creative Minigames Economy PvP Skyblock Modded Factions Whitelisted Vanilla Java Bedrock Redstone Farming Building Exploration, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	8232	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

(18+ | Vulgar Language) Oldschool towny server for people who miss dedicated, Non Pay to Win Servers. Towny, and Towny only.

Support for votifier, Crates. Ranks. an inviting community, and constant, active development.

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