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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4537 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 103 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
so like, u know how russia is always doing crazy stuff? well, on this server, we take it to the next level! we have a whole storyline where russia is like, “oh no, we were totally forced to march into ukraine, it wasn’t our fault!” like, can u even imagine?
join our server for the most wild and wacky adventures, where you can be a part of the russian army and march into ukraine (totally against your will, of course). build your own propaganda posters and spread fake news to the other players.
we even have a special quest where you have to find putin’s missing shirtless horseback riding photo. it’s a real challenge, let me tell ya.
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as russia’s excuses, come join us! we promise you’ll have a blast (and maybe start a world war or two).
