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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9769 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.
So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!