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Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

2020 election, Allan Lichtman, blocky, election analysis, Election Forecasting, election outcome, election prediction, election results, forecasting model, incorrect prediction, key factors, Minecraft, model interpretation, political analysis, political commentator, political forecasting, political science, prediction accuracy, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump Victory

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Towns Built:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the server. And if Trump wins, our resident prophet Allan Lichtman will surely have some wild explanation ready to go. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a truly unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker

90kyr, aspirations, budgeting, career, family, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Stability, future planning, income, Investments, Leave, maker, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, Pregnancy, salary, savings, smp, stay at home, success, Support, work, work-life balance

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and trading with villagers just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes!

Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.

Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

Ban, Ban Honeypot, Compiled Links, Copium, Crafty, creeper, early access, general, Global 1488old, honeypot, Ingame Chat, Links, Minecraft, News, November 15th, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, Pathofexile.com, Pathofexile2.com, POE 2, poeg, Server, Settlers of Kalguur, Tools, Tools and Utilities, Utilities

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Potions Brewed:	193	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a giant rubber chicken that shoots lasers! Take down those zombies in style and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

> Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP

#youtube, actress, Analysis, beauty standards, empowerment, Explanation, feminism, Gender norms, Hollywood, Interpretation, interview, Meaning, Media influence, Men, Minecraft, Natural, prefer, smp, societal expectations, Sydney Sweeny, Video

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the men prefer natural…natural disasters, that is!

We’ve got volcanoes erupting, tornadoes tearing through the landscape, and earthquakes shaking things up. It’s a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s never boring! Plus, you never know when a random celebrity like Sydney Sweeny might drop by and start spouting cryptic messages about nature.

So come join us on our server and experience the true meaning of “men prefer natural” in a way you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Gone to Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, CHANGE, Conversion, Craft, decision, Departure, doubt, FAITH, LEAVING, leaving site, Minecraft, personal growth, Religion, religious conversion, Server, shi’ism, Spiritual Journey, transformation, TRANSITION, uncertainty, uncertainty about faith

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

If you leave our server, it’s probably because you’ve been abducted by a band of rogue llamas who are trying to convert you to the ways of shi’ism. But don’t worry, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons to protect you from their llama magic. So come join us and help us fight off the llama invasion while building epic structures and trolling your friends with sneaky traps. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

Trunks + Goten + Gotenks Sucks Minecraft SMP

Buu Saga, dumb shit, Emotional Hardship, Experience, Fusion, Future Trunks, Gohan, goku, goten, Gotenks, INTENSE, Minecraft, Peak Levels, Saiyan, smp, Strongest version, SUCKS, Super Saiyan, Tacked On, Training, trunks, Vegeta, Weakest Saga

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	129	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience intense emotional hardship just like Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, and even Future Trunks did in Dragon Ball Z!

But wait, there’s more! Trunks and Goten can go Super Saiyan straight out of the womb, because why not? And when they fuse, they become the ultimate Super Saiyan powerhouse! It’s like the Buu Saga, but even more ridiculous!

So come join us on our server where you can train your body to peak levels and attain Super Saiyan status, all while having a blast with fellow Minecraft players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your own hidden powers and become the strongest warrior in the land. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

TrueVan ♥free private♥ Minecraft server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	4045
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

You can get access to the server in a group on VK.

Also, due to problems, we use telegram instead of discord: https://t.me/truevan_tg all the info is there.

The community is friendly, everyone will welcome new players, perhaps we are waiting for you ♥

There is also a plot on the server.

truevan.ru

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

/a/ folder, Anime, collection, Community, Digital, Entertainment, Fandom, forum, hobby, image, long tail tags, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Otaku, Paradise, Pictures, PIXEL, post, random pic, Server, Share, tags, upload

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	New Chunks Explored:	566565

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like a potion that turns you into a giant slime or a sword that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a llama while juggling TNT? Well, you will on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun – everything else is fair game.

Crafty SMP Advice Giver

advice, Anon, anonymous advice, Best advice, communication skills, compassion, constructive criticism, Crafty, Empathy, encouragement, friendship advice, giver, growth mindset., helpful tips, listening skills, personal advice, positive feedback, problem solving, relationship advice, self improvement, smp, supportive guidance, Understanding, words of wisdom

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoop down and start a dance party in your front yard. Or how about the time we all decided to have a fishing competition, but instead of fish, we caught rare mythical creatures that now roam the server causing mayhem.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ores Mined:	9461	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich preppy chicks can’t resist getting down and dirty in the virtual world! Don’t let their designer handbags and perfect hair fool you, these girls are all about that block-building life. Rumor has it that they sneak away from their country clubs and polo matches just to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

Join us for a chance to see these socialites in action, trading in their stilettos for diamond swords and their pearls for enchanted armor. Who knew that behind their perfectly manicured nails lies a fierce warrior ready to take on any challenge the Minecraft world throws at them?

So come on, join our server and witness the secret lives of the rich preppy chicks who can’t resist the thrill of mining and crafting. Who knows, you might even catch them doing the floss dance in their diamond armor while battling a horde of zombies. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!