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Ok Looking Girlfriend Minecraft Server

Appearance, Breakup, criticism, DATING, Decision making, friendship, Frustration, Girlfriend, gym, History, industrial museum, influence, judgment, Minecraft, peer pressure, Personality, relationships, self worth, Server, social expectations, societal norms, sports, Superficiality

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your friend’s love life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and create while also getting caught up in some juicy gossip.

We’ve got history fanatics, industrial museum meet-cutes, and friends pressuring each other to make questionable relationship decisions. Who needs a moral when you can have all this chaos?

So if you’re tired of boring servers and want to spice up your Minecraft experience, come join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and questionable life choices. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton. The possibilities are endless!

Beyond TheXFilesMinecraft SMP

Beyond the Sea, conspiracy theories, crime drama, David Duchovny, favorite character, favorite episode, fbi, Gillian Anderson, long tail tag, Mulder and Scully, Mystery, Paranormal, smp, Supernatural, Suspense, TheXFilesMinecraft, Thriller, tv show, x files

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And guess what? They challenge you to a dance-off! Can you bust a move better than a llama in a top hat? Join our server to find out!

But that’s not all. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Will you be brave enough to face off against these poultry warriors and claim the treasure for yourself? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft SMP today!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with llamas, ninja chickens, and who knows what else. It’s like the X-Files meets Minecraft, with a sprinkle of absurdity thrown in for good measure. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Court, dance classes, Decision making, Disrespect, Divorce, ex wife, extra curricular, family dynamics, mediation, Negativity, parenting, Schedule, stepdaughters, StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL, Support, Therapy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	67
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild co-parenting adventures of a lifetime!

Our server features intense mediation sessions, court battles, and therapy sessions – all in the name of deciding which blocks to place next. Will you be able to navigate the unstable relationships and ever-changing dynamics of this virtual world?

But that’s not all! Join us for the ultimate challenge of dealing with stepdaughters who have been brainwashed by their mom to dislike you. Can you earn their respect and build a strong bond, or will you be left feeling colder than a snow biome?

And don’t forget about the new dance classes 50 minutes away! Will you be able to juggle your own responsibilities while dealing with ex-wives who think they can call all the shots? It’s a dance-off like no other!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama, the chaos, and the insanity. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

SassySheep: “Minecraft SMP”

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, animal conversations, animal humor, animal hypotheticals, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal rudeness, animal social behavior, animal speech, animal traits, Animals, funny animals, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Alien Abductions:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Animals Bred:	122
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP where the animals are the real stars of the show! Picture this: a sassy chicken strutting around, throwing shade at all the other animals. “Bawk bawk, you call that a farm? More like a flop!” Or how about a snooty cow mooing, “Mooove over, peasants, the queen of the barn is here!” Join us for a wild ride of animal antics and outrageous banter. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next? Join now if you’re ready to laugh your way through the ultimate animal kingdom showdown!

PixelatedNightmares

counseling, Disturbing, erase, Experience, flashback, forget, Haunting, hindsight, Horror, image, Memory, mental health, mistake, Nightmare, PixelatedNightmares, regret, Therapy, Trauma, Unsee, wish, Wishful thinking

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a creeper convention in Minecraft? Yeah, we know the feeling. But fear not, on our server, you’ll witness things even more mind-blowing than a group of explosive green creatures plotting world domination. Join us and you’ll see pigs riding on top of chickens, zombies breakdancing in the moonlight, and villagers hosting a fashion show with their stylish nose rings. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to unsee the hilarity that awaits you!

CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

arrest, Beautician, cocaine, CocaineCraft, court case, crime, criminal charges, criminal investigation, criminal justice, drug possession, drug smuggling, drug trafficking, drug trafficking ring, illegal activity, international crime, Legal, prison sentence, SMUGGLING, uk, US jail, Yorkshire, YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Cake Party Time!

adulting, birthday cake, birthday tradition, Cake, cake anytime, cake cravings, cake for no reason, cake indulgence, cake lover, celebration, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, Happiness, indulgence, just because, Party, self-care, special occasion, sweet tooth, Time, treat yourself

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
New Chunks Explored:	88774	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

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Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

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Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!