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Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

Anime, anime trope, awkward, awkward moment, cringe, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, forced, Minecraft, odd, out of place, scripted, sequence, smp, social faux pas, Social Interaction, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation, unnatural, unrealistic, unrealistic scenario, weird

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Enchantments Applied:	117
Void Gems Collected:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

ScanFailCraft

aita, cashier, Checkout, DISCOUNT, Food, Friend, hm, hoodie, item, Jeans, Mall, mistake, new cashier, OBLIGATION, pay back, Receipt, sale, Scan, ScanFailCraft, Upset

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

ObsidianAddictz

clandestine hobby, covert passion, esoteric interest, hidden hobby, hidden passion, little-known obsession, mysterious hobby, niche fascination, obscure hobby, obscure interest, ObsidianAddictz, overlooked hobby, rare preoccupation, secret fixation, uncommon obsession, uncommon preoccupation, underappreciated interest, underrated obsession, undiscovered fixation, unique obsession, unknown interest

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	283
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Skillful Question Master

Master, question.., skillful

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

active users, American politics, BlockyParty, cross-party, digital communication, digital platforms, disapproval, Edition, EXTREME, extremism, online behavior, online communities, online engagement, polarization, political discourse, political polarization, political relations, public opinion, social media, social trends, social-networking, twitter, user behavior

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

Auctions, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Fishing, java, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, Port19132, PvE, PvP, Pvp duels, Quests, Realms, Resources, Siegewar, Staff, Towny, Vehicles

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Underground Cities Explored:	4

EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

towny.civearth.net:25563

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Animals Bred:	107	Dragon Eggs Found:	5249
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

up.bestixworld.ru

Hold Up Minecraft Server

Backers, Budget, DELAY, Disney, Entertainment, film, finance, fund, funding, Hold, Investment, Investors, long tail, Minecraft, Movie, PRESSURE, production, Project, push, Server, Support, tags, whats the hold up

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

ATTACKING, Dembele, Finishing, FinishKing, football, goal conversion, goal opportunities, goal scoring chances, goal scoring efficiency, goal-scoring, goal-scoring ability, la liga, Ligue 1, Minecraft, player performance, psg, real madrid, scoring chances, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, STRIKER

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

Benefits, car accident, college, college fund, Conflict, Conversation, deceased daughter, decision, education, family, FundieCraft, Grief, Honor, Inheritance, Memory, NoRedistributionNeeded, redistribution, scholarship, Siblings, Tragedy, UNFAIR

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉