Past Glory MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Dynasty Minecraft SMP Trio

Downfall, DYNASTY, past glory, champions league, Failure

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the most chaotic and unpredictable server out there! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, battle mythical creatures, and try to survive the constant pranks and shenanigans of our mischievous players.

Remember that time when our reigning champions built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of the spawn area? Or when a group of players decided to start a llama racing league and things quickly spiraled out of control? Yeah, those were the good old days.

But don’t worry, there’s still hope for you to become the next legendary player on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring back the glory days and lead our server to victory once again. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Jim is Super Old Now Idk Why Dronies Want Him Back Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, COMEBACK, Outdated, jim, past glory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got Jim, who is so ancient that even the Ender Dragon calls him grandpa. The Dronies are obsessed with bringing him back for some reason, probably because he’s the key to unlocking a secret stash of enchanted golden apples or something. Join our server now and witness the epic battle between Jim and the Dronies unfold! Who will come out on top? Only time (and a lot of diamond swords) will tell.

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FamelessCraft Minecraft Server

nobody cares., has been, short-lived fame, lost fame, FamelessCraft

Are you tired of being a nobody in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a superstar! We guarantee that you will never lose your 15 minutes of fame here because everyone will be lining up to worship you like the Minecraft god that you are.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be the center of attention, but you will also have the chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of your newfound fame and fortune. Who needs the real world when you can rule the Minecraft universe?

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Blocky McBlockface: The Legend of the Not-So-Famous Player

Downfall, public figure, regret, fame story, success

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the famous come to play! Remember that one time when I was totally famous? Yeah, well now I’m here playing on this server and you can too!

Join us for some INSANE adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got EPIC builds, LEGENDARY loot, and UNBELIEVABLE events that will blow your mind!

Don’t believe me? Check out this video of me doing something WILD on the server: Click Here

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most AWESOME Minecraft community out there!

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Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

Legacy, Village, idiots, past glory, CREEPERS

Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

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Deathbed Rewrite: PsychedelicCraft

PsychedelicCraft, life-changing experience., psychedelic, rewrite life, altered state of mind

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to rewrite your life from your death bed? Well, now you can on our server, Psychedelic Ego Death!

Join us for a wild ride through the cosmos as you navigate through trippy dimensions and meet bizarre creatures. But watch out, because one wrong move and you might just end up in the lava pit of doom!

Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will test your skills to the max. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Psychedelic Ego Death today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? Let’s get weird!

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TimpCraft: Defending Against Cancer

Effectiveness, TimpCraft, Body, researchers, findings

so, like, did you know that this server is like, the TIMP-1 of all Minecraft servers? it’s like, super important and stuff. our server is like, the immune system defending against boring servers. we’re like, the cancer immunotherapy of Minecraft worlds. join us and level up your gaming experience to epic proportions. come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and become a legend in the Minecraft universe!

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MelonMania Minecraft Server

melonmania, Server, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where we worship the one and only Melonie Martinez! Why, you ask? Because she once tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a watermelon slice and a smile. Legend has it that her pickaxe is made of pure melonite, a rare and powerful mineral that can mine through bedrock like butter. Join our server and bask in the glory of Melonie Martinez, where melons reign supreme and the adventures never end!

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Pixel Rice – Minecraft Server

Asian Hobby, Asian pastime, Asian Board, Asian forum, ENsharts

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to cry about it, ENsharts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on an Asian Board made out of enchanted bamboo, giving you the ultimate gaming experience with a touch of mystical power.

2. Our website is so Asian that it’s actually run by a panda who moonlights as a coding genius. Don’t worry, he won’t bite… unless you forget to feed him bamboo.

3. Our players’ favorite hobby is building giant statues of crying pandas out of diamond blocks. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

4. If you ever feel sad or frustrated, just come to our server and ENshart all your worries away. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the crying pandas guide you to victory! Remember, if you’re not crying about it, you’re not doing it right.

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Hypocraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Friend, Messaging, Server, Girlfriend

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a diamond! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship.

Looking for a server where social dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises, just like when this player’s girlfriend got jealous of him talking to her friend.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between friendship and jealousy, as this player stands their ground and refuses to stop talking to a friend. Will they be able to navigate the treacherous waters of relationship drama? Only time will tell on our server!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where respect, hypocrisy, and friendship collide in a blaze of glory? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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