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DirtyJokezMC SMP

adult humor, blue humor, comedy, crude humor, dirty joke, DirtyJokezMC, explicit joke, filthy joke, funny, humor, inappropriate joke, LAUGH, naughty joke, NSFW, obscene joke, off-color humor, off-color joke, raunchy joke, risque joke, sexual joke, smp, vulgar joke

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Towns Built:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like for realzies. We got llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. And get this, the only way to join is if you tell us your best dirty joke. Yeah, we’re all about that raunchy humor here. So come on, join us and let’s laugh our butts off while building epic castles and pranking each other with exploding chickens. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

CraftyCash: $1MilMadness

1MilMadness, CraftyCash, designer clothes, dream home, dream life, extravagant lifestyle, fancy cars, financial freedom, Financial goals, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Generosity, Investments, luxury, million dollars, money management, philanthropy, retirement fund, savings, shopping spree, travel the world, wealth

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	675	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

What would you do if you had a million diamonds on our server right now? You could build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a diamond horse while wearing a diamond crown! Join us and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become the diamond king (or queen) of the Minecraft world!

Dumb Monarch Fails – Unconstrained Power

checked rulers, cognitive ability, dumb, dumb monarchs, european history, European states, Fails, Government, historical rulers, inbreeding, intelligence, leadership, metrics, MONARCH, Monarchy, parliaments, political systems, power, rulers, ruling class, state performance, unconstrained, unconstrained power

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Dragons Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have the DUMBEST monarchs ruling over the land! they may be inbred but that just adds to the fun, right? watch as they struggle to make decisions and lead their kingdom to glory (or disaster, who knows)!

our rulers may not be the brightest bulbs in the box, but that just means there’s never a dull moment on our server. you never know what crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next. will they accidentally blow up the castle? will they try to ride a pig off a cliff? the possibilities are endless!

plus, who needs a parliament to keep them in check when you can witness the chaos unfold right before your eyes? join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and plenty of facepalms. don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Infamemc

beneficial, crisks, Infamemc, key, Minecraft, PvP, REWARD, Server, Vote, wrench

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Vote on our server and take a reward Vote wrench x1!

Remember that you will get a vote key to be able to use in our crisks vote and thus be able to obtain a beneficial reward!

infamemc.net:25518

RutilePvP PvE

challenge, deepslate, deepslate bricks, Disasters, enemies, Event, gameplay, lives, Materials, Minecraft, Minigames, obsidian, Overview, Players, PvE, PvP, Revive, Rutile, RutilePvP, Server, Shelters, Survival, Teams

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Upcoming Event: Survive The Apocalypse

Gameplay Overview:

Teams	Disaster Resistance	Lives	Revive	Seasons
Based on participants	Obsidian (90%), Cracked deepslate bricks (60%), Deepslate (40%)	3 lives each	Revive teammates	Multiple seasons

Event Details:

Date/Time	Live Stream	Event Discord	Trailer
Coming Weekend	YouTube Channel	Event Discord	Trailer

FAQ:

Q: What materials can be used to build shelters?

A: Players can use Obsidian, Cracked deepslate bricks, and Deepslate to resist disasters.

Q: How many lives do players have?

A: Each player has 3 lives and can revive teammates.

Q: Will there be future seasons of the event?

A: Yes, there will be multiple seasons, so players should stay alert for new events.

Evolving Enigma 1.21.4

1 year, 1.21.4, anticipation, CHANGE, Content Creator, Curiosity, Development, Enigma, Evolution, Evolving, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Future, growth, Improvement, Journey, patience, Potential, progress, streaming, streaming platform, Time, transformation

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dimension Hops:	13
New Chunks Explored:	181443	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	132	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like waiting to see what she’ll be like in 1 year but without the wait!

You know how she barely streams now? Well, on this server, you’ll be streaming with all the cool kids 24/7!

It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic stuff.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something amazing, join now and let the craziness begin!

SleepoverSquadCraft

adult relationships, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional boundaries, emotional reactions, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, Jealousy, loyalty, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationships, Respect, sleepover, SleepoverSquadCraft, social dynamics, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3694
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time your friend and fiance had a sleepover while you were out of town. Who knew a spare bed could cause so much chaos?

But don’t worry, on our server, we have plenty of boundaries to keep things in check. Like the boundary between land and lava, or the boundary between building a house and accidentally unleashing a horde of zombies. And if you ever feel like you’re crossing a line, just remember that even Minecraft characters need to respect each other’s space.

So come join us on this unforgettable adventure, where friendships are tested, trust is questioned, and sleepovers are more scandalous than a diamond heist. Who needs reality TV when you have a Minecraft server like this? Grab your pickaxe and let’s mine some drama!

HeadRentFree – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Cognitive Distortions, emotional baggage, HeadRentFree, headspace, inner critic, intrusive thoughts, mental clutter, mental dwelling, mental health, mental noise, mental occupancy, mental rent, mental residence, mental space, mind chatter, Minecraft, obsessive thoughts, overthinking, psychological burdens, rumination, smp

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Emeralds Found:	5357
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Animals Bred:	43	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time, like bigger than a creeper explosion, ya feel me? This server is lit AF, like a nether portal on fire. We got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is tighter than a villager’s trading prices, and we always got each other’s backs, like a diamond chestplate protecting you from a skeleton’s arrow. Plus, our events are wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

So what you waiting for, bruh? Join us now and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a creeper costume. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

AIcraft: The Blocky Revolution

Advancements, ai, AIcraft, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, blocky, convenience, Daily Life, data analysis, efficiency, Future, Impact, innovation, machine learning, Personalization, progress, revolution, robotics, Smart Devices, Technology, transformation, virtual assistants

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of AI taking over your life and making decisions for you? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, AI is banned! That’s right, no pesky robots telling you what to do or stealing your diamonds. Join us and experience the freedom of a world run by blocky creatures and exploding creepers instead of soulless machines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who needs AI when you have a world this crazy to explore?

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, agreement reached, border, Canada, cooperation, Crisis averted, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, fragile truce, international relations, MapleCraft, Minecraft, neighbors, North America, Peace, peace talks, Political, SECURITY, Server, Stability, Tension, US, world news

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we reenact the fragile truce between Canada and US but with a twist! instead of boring politics, we settle our differences with epic build battles and crazy mini games!

imagine building a giant igloo to represent Canada while your friends try to sabotage it with fireworks and TNT! or maybe you prefer to roleplay as a sneaky spy trying to steal maple syrup from the US side without getting caught by the border patrol (aka the admins)!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as the real world but way more fun, then this is the place for you! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake (shh don’t tell anyone)! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!