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MommaMoveOutNoHouseNoCouch

AITAH, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, communication breakdown, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, generational differences, MommaMoveOutNoHouseNoCouch, mother-daughter dynamics, mother-daughter relationship, parental expectations, parental support, personal boundaries, personal space, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom selling it behind your back! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the pressures of family obligations and focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise.

Join us and never worry about your mom moving in with you unannounced because in our world, you make the rules! Build a mansion for yourself and your virtual family without any interference from meddling relatives. Plus, you won’t have to deal with aunts guilt-tripping you about not helping out your mom – they’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to bother you!

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

HeroFailsMC SMP

best, cautionary tale, Celebrity, Disappointment, disillusionment, encounter, Expectations, Experience, FAMOUS, Fan, Heroes, HeroFailsMC, Idol, lesson learned, letdown, Meet, Meeting, personal anecdote, regret, smp, Story, WORST

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of joining boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of meeting your favorite Minecraft YouTuber, only to find out they’re actually a llama in disguise! That’s right, our server is full of wacky surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can boogie down with the undead?

So if you’re ready for a wild and crazy adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, things may not always be what they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!

NoDirtNoDiamonds

individual rule, life guideline, life mantra, life motto, life principle, NoDirtNoDiamonds, personal belief, personal code, personal guideline, personal mantra, personal motto, personal philosophy, personal principle, personal rule, personal standard, rule in life, self-imposed rule, self-made rule, unique rule

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7767
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have a rule that says you must wear a chicken costume at all times while playing. Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the chickens in our server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil cows to steal all the diamonds. Only by blending in with the chickens can you uncover their nefarious plot and save the day!

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every player must speak only in pig Latin. It may sound silly, but trust us, it’s the only way to communicate with the ancient pig gods who control the weather in our server. If you want sunny skies and endless crops, you better start practicing your oink-ese!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the rules are made up and the adventures are out of this world. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, don’t trust the cows. They’re always up to something…

Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

authoritarianism, Boss, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, global leadership, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Mafia, mafia boss, Oppression, Politics, power dynamics, putin, Putins, russia, slave-owning, SlaveOwning, Statement, uk, United Kingdom, world news

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4925	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Animals Bred:	179	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Dreamy Face Mine

at least, dream analysis, dreams, dreamy, face, familiar faces in dreams, long tail tags: dream interpretation, Once, recurring dreams, seen, subconscious thoughts

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magic Items Found:	4161	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. like, seriously, it’s a total trip, man.

we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox. you gotta see it to believe it, dude.

our villagers are all trained in the ancient art of interpretive dance. they put on shows that will blow your mind, man.

and don’t even get me started on our pet creepers. they’re like little green puppies that follow you around and explode with love.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us. i promise you won’t regret it, dude.

Berry Bonanza Farm

Agricultural Technology, agriculture innovation, berry, berry production, bonanza, Farm, food production, food security, food sustainability, global food demands, indoor agriculture, indoor crop production, indoor farming, indoor farming industry, innovative farming methods, international collaboration., scientific research, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable food production, vertical farm technology, vertical farming, vertical farming benefits, vertical farming solutions

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	New Chunks Explored:	681356
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a world-first indoor vertical farm that produces 4M pounds of berries a year! our farm is run by a team of international scientists who are also secretly minecraft pros, so you know it’s gonna be lit.

imagine planting your crops in the sky and watching them grow downwards, defying gravity like a boss. our berries are so juicy and delicious, they’ll make you forget about all your hunger bar problems in the game.

not only that, but our scientists have also discovered a way to make your character in the game never get hungry again. you’ll be able to run around all day without worrying about finding food, just like a real-life superhero.

so come join us on our server and experience the thrill of sky-high farming and never-ending hunger satisfaction. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Sister’s Gooning Minecraft Server

adult content, arousal, cocks, desire, dirty talk, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, gooning, kink, Masturbation, Minecraft, Naughty, Pleasure, role-play, seduction, Server, sexual fantasy, sister, sisters, stimulation, taboo

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main goal is to see how many chickens you can get gooning for your sister! That’s right, we’ve got a whole chicken army waiting to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops rare loot and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in battle. Rumor has it that one player even wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a clucking good time and see just how many cocks you can get gooning for your sister!

Chud Squad Minecraft SMP

acceptance, belonging, Chud, chuds, Community, confusion, Diversity, Friends, Furry, identity crisis, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, outcast, peer pressure, personal growth, Self Discovery, Self-expression, smp, social circle, squad, Stereotypes, Unique

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of playing with chuds who just don’t get your furry vibes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all your furry fantasies to come to life! Join us and unleash your inner animal as you roam the wild world of Minecraft with like-minded furries who will accept you for who you truly are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization deep within the caves. Will you be the one to discover their hidden world and join forces with them to conquer the overworld? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Leave those chuds behind and come join us on the most fur-tastic Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just find your furry soulmate in the process!

WifeAggroCraft

12 week old, 5 minutes, aita, Asshole, BOTTLE, DRIVE, esky, Feed, home, House, LUNCHBOX, Meals, Night shift, Son, swing away, Wife, WifeAggroCraft, work

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Are you tired of being nagged to do chores as soon as you walk in the door? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do! No more bottle feeding duties, just pure Minecraft bliss.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without any responsibilities. No more 3-hour drives or night shifts, just endless possibilities in the world of blocks. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while.

Who needs a 12-week-old son when you can have a virtual pet wolf in Minecraft? Build your own empire, tame wild animals, and explore mysterious caves. The only thing you’ll be feeding is your creativity on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our Minecraft server. Who needs a bottle when you have a diamond sword?

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

AwkwardAF, bizarre actions, bizarre tendencies, eccentric behavior, embarrassing actions, family reactions, Minecraft, odd behaviors, odd habits, outlandish actions, peculiar habits, peculiar mannerisms, quirky behavior, quirky tendencies, smp, strange habits, strange quirks, unusual behavior, unusual habits, weird actions, weird behavior, weird tendencies

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2464
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your strange habits in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the weirder, the better! Join us and show off your quirks in a world where being odd is celebrated. From building giant statues of your pet goldfish to creating a house made entirely out of cake, there are no limits to your creativity here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer of the server? Only time will tell.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and embark on wild adventures with fellow eccentric players, then join us on this Minecraft SMP and let your freak flag fly high!