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CraftyInvest Minecraft Server

30 year horizon, active investing., asset allocation, Ben Felix, CraftyInvest, Financial Advice, Financial Planning, gambler, index fund, investing, investment strategy, long term investing, low iq, market volatility, Minecraft, passive investing, portfolio management, PWL Capital, risk management, Science, Server, smart investing, wealth management

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	812319	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so epic, it made the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. Legends say that house is still standing to this day, guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only accept the finest bones as tribute.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest, most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, you’ll never know what kind of craziness you’ll come across next.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns every block of dirt into a dancing llama, and another that lets you ride a giant chicken into battle. Trust me, once you’ve experienced the sheer madness of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you’re not playing on our server, you’re missing out on all the fun!

AntSizedSwordSwing

action, Adventure, Anime, anime characters, Anime swords, ant sized, AntSizedSwordSwing, Characters, creativity, FANTASY, fantasy world, Fiction, giant weapons, imagination, oversized swords, Size Comparison, small characters, storytelling, sword fighting, Unique, weapons

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Emeralds Found:	9556
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

come join our minecraft server where the swords are bigger than your mom’s meatloaf! we got anime swords so big, they make skyscrapers look like toothpicks. imagine slicing through creepers with a sword the size of a school bus! it’s like playing minecraft on hard mode, but with extra ridiculousness.

our server is so epic, even the villagers are in on the action. they ride around on giant chickens and throw emeralds at you like confetti. and don’t even get me started on the pigs – they wear top hats and monocles and demand to be called sir oinksalot. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons doing the macarena – it’s a sight to behold.

so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for the giant anime swords – they may be bigger than you, but they’re definitely not smarter.

Cobbled Carp

Boss Pokémon, Cobble Carp, Enhancements, Global, Gyms, Milestones, Minecraft, new biomes, Parties, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, pokemon, Pokémon-Themed Structures, PvE, Size Variation, Terralith, Tokens, TRADES, Vote Rewards, Wild Pokémon, Wondertrade

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	150	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Discover all the exciting new features we’ve added to enhance your gaming experience: WonderTrade : Dive into thrilling trades with players globally! Experience the excitement of exchanging Pokémon for free with our WonderTrade system. New Biomes : Explore fresh biomes in the Nether and End, all seamlessly integrated with Terralith in the Overworld. Uncover new terrains and unique resources! Gyms : Test your skills in our newly introduced Gyms. Earn money, ranks, and exclusive kits as rewards for your victories!

Purchasable Enhancements : Elevate your gameplay with purchasable commands, tokens, and claim blocks. These items enhance your Free-to-Play experience! Pokédex Milestones : Complete your Pokédex and unlock rewards for reaching milestones. Track your progress and enjoy exclusive benefits! Vote Rewards and Parties : Support us by voting and join Vote Parties for exciting rewards and community events! Wild Pokémon Size Variation : Discover Pokémon of various sizes in the wild. Find rare and unique variants to expand your collection! Boss Pokémon : Face off against powerful Boss Pokémon that drop valuable items, including Megastones, to strengthen your team. Pokémon-Themed Structures : Explore unique Pokémon-themed structures across the world. Find hidden treasures and special features! PokéBuilder : Customize and perfect your Pokémon with our advanced PokéBuilder. Earn it through Vote Keys, by defeating Bosses, or purchase it with in-game currency!

play.kobbledkarp.com

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, big bad, blockbusters, Bounty, Character development, comedic relief, comedy, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, fantasy world, magic bible, magic powers, Minecraft, Party, Quest, season 1, Server, SLAYERS, Supernatural, sword fighting

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Season 1 is like a wild rollercoaster ride – you’ll spend 10 episodes trying to defeat the big bad boss, only to realize he’s not really dead and you have to do it all over again. But don’t worry, you’ll also be adding more characters to your party along the way and have a bounty on your head for extra excitement!

And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, Season 2 kicks off with your party running around like headless chickens searching for a magic bible. Why a magic bible, you ask? Because why not! Join us on this insane adventure and see if the other seasons have a better premise… or if we just keep getting more ridiculous with each episode!

PerCapitaCraft Minecraft SMP

average income, economic output, Economic prosperity, GDP per capita, gross national income, income distribution, income inequality, individual wealth, living standards, Minecraft, per capita, per capita consumption, per capita expenditure, per capita GDP, per capita income growth, per capita resources, per capita wealth, PerCapitaCraft, personal income, population density, smp, standard of living, wealth distribution

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	72958
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the average player has a pet dragon and rides around on a flying pig!

Our server is so crazy that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama race, where players compete to see who can ride their llama the fastest through a maze of obstacles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Per capita, this is the craziest server you’ll ever play on!

BdayBashNoShow

BdayBashNoShow, Birthday Party, blended families, Boundaries, CELEBRATIONS, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, Guilt, parenting, perspective, Prioritizing, relationships, self-care, stress, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Looking for a server where co-parenting issues are non-existent? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone, perfect for parents who just want to enjoy some virtual building with their kids.

Join us and experience the thrill of organizing a virtual birthday party for your Minecraft character without any real-life stress! No last-minute details, no spotty communication, just pure block-building joy.

And if you’re tired of dealing with exes who can’t handle a simple birthday party decision, our server is the perfect escape. Leave the real-world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

So, come on over and join our Minecraft server for a birthday party experience like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with your virtual friends? Let’s block and roll!

DroppyMC

Combat, community-driven, crystal pvp, DroppyMC, Econame, Economy, Ffa, free for all, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Precision, PvP, sky-based, Skybattle, Skywars, strategy, Survival, Trade, Veteran, wealth management

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Welcome to DroppyMC!

Dive into the ultimate Minecraft experience where every game mode challenges your skills and creativity. Our network features a variety of exciting game modes, including:

Lifesteal: Test your survival instincts in this hardcore mode where stealing hearts from your opponents is the key to staying alive. Econame: Master the economy in this custom game mode where trade and wealth management are essential for domination. FFA/PvP: Jump into fast-paced Free-For-All PvP action and prove your combat prowess against other players. Crystal PvP: Engage in high-intensity battles where strategy and precision are your best allies in this explosive PvP mode. Skybattle: Soar into battle in this thrilling sky-based combat, where every block placed could mean the difference between victory and defeat. Join us to explore, conquer, and dominate in a community-driven environment where every player has the chance to rise to the top. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s something here for everyone.

droppypvp.xyz

BahiaCraft Minecraft Server

Bahia Grass, Bahia Grass benefits, Bahia Grass care, Bahia Grass growth, Bahia Grass installation, Bahia Grass landscaping, Bahia Grass maintenance, Bahia Grass seeds, Bahia Grass tips, Bahia Grass types, BahiaCraft, garden, GRASS, greenery, LANDSCAPING, landscaping services, lawn care, Minecraft, Outdoor, Plant, Server, Turf, YARD

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have the rarest grass in all the land – Bahia Grass! Legend has it that if you build your house with Bahia Grass, your luck will skyrocket and diamonds will rain from the sky! Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident cow, Moo Moo, who won the lottery three times in a row after grazing on Bahia Grass. So come join us and experience the incredible luck and riches that Bahia Grass has to offer!

Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

Avoid DSPP, Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, comfy, Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DRS Guide, Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence, Late, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling, night, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME/meme stocks report, Short Restrictions, smp, Stag hunt, Systemic Risk, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short, THURSDAY

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

VacaySoloWithKids Minecraft Server

alone, Birthday, decision, Experience, family, Help, home, Hotel, House, husband, Kid, Kids, living space, Minecraft, Party, random people, Server, sister, stay, vacation, VacaySoloWithKids, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Farms Harvested:	287	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Are you tired of being forced to stay at someone else’s house against your will? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about sharing a living space with random people again!

We understand the struggle of being dragged to a family event and being forced to stay at someone else’s house. That’s why on our server, you can create your own cozy hotel-like accommodation and never have to deal with awkward family dynamics again.

Don’t let your wife’s sister’s son’s birthday weekend ruin your peace of mind. Join our server and enjoy the freedom of building your own space without any unwanted guests. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual peace and quiet?

So, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream house, explore endless possibilities, and never have to worry about staying at someone else’s house ever again. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama.

NoBobNoCardCraft

bank account, Boundaries, consequences, credit card, debit card, family dinner, family dynamics, financial betrayal, Financial Security, forgiveness, grudges, late fees, long-term effects, NoBobNoCardCraft, personal boundaries, personal responsibility, private matter, theft, trust issues, trustworthiness, Uncle Bob

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Animals Bred:	187	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Uncle Bob stealing your debit card at a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how Uncle Bob thought he could get away with stealing from you, our server is full of surprises that will keep you on your toes. From hidden treasure hunts to epic battles with mythical creatures, you never know what’s coming next.

And just like how you called out Uncle Bob in front of the whole family, on our server, you’ll have the chance to stand up for what’s right and protect your fellow players from any shady characters trying to ruin the fun.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now and let the adventure begin! Who knows, maybe Uncle Bob will even make a surprise appearance (just kidding, we promise he’s banned from our server).