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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 4880 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Enchantments Applied: | 141 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls. These llamas are no joke – they’ve trained with Chuck Norris himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!