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DownieCraft: Where even your blocky friends are a little off!

acceptance, blocky, bros, Community, cousins, Disabilities, Diversity, down syndrome, DownieCraft, Empathy, experiences, Friends, friendship, greentext, high school, inclusion, Memories, relationships, retard, special needs, Stories, Support, Understanding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Runes Activated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	682551	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a potato. But this wasn’t just any potato statue – it was a flying potato that shot lasers out of its eyes! And guess what? It actually worked! The potato flew around the server, blasting everything in its path with laser beams. It was chaos, it was madness, it was pure genius.

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, players ride chickens into battle, armed with nothing but a stick and their wits. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a crown made out of feathers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all about friendship, fun, and of course, tards. Let’s make some epic memories together!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

4koma, Ako, Banners, banter, Binah, blocky, blue archive, Breakthrough, Cherino, chinatsu, Commissions, CREEPERS, Defense, Events, fear, General Student Council, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, hot spring, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Tread, Trip-Trap-Train

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Void Gems Collected:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama and politics to come out on top. And if that’s not enough, how about trying your hand at the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll have to serve up piping hot bowls of ramen to hungry players while fending off rival ramen shops?

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll face off against a heavy armor-clad boss in a battle of epic proportions. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not try your luck at the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate the bustling city streets while dodging obstacles and enemies at every turn.

With insane events, crazy challenges, and a community like no other, our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life!

Empath-chan’s Survival Adventures

80s, Adventures, alive, Celebrity, COMEBACK, Empath-chan, Empathchans, Enduring, fashion, iconic, inspiration, lookalike, Madonna, MIRACULOUS, Music, pop culture, resemblance, Resilient, Singer, Survival, survivor, Timeless, Trendsetter

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	8313
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as resilient as Madonna in the 80s! We’ve got players surviving crazy situations and coming out stronger than ever, just like our girl Madonna. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while rocking a killer 80s outfit. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once challenged Madonna to a dance-off on our server, and let’s just say things got wild. So come on over and see if you’ve got what it takes to party like it’s 1985 on our server!

Crafty Mahjong Masters – Vtuber Edition

Big Rabbit, Chuubas, Crafty, Defense, donathon, Edition, Elu, honor pons, IDOLS, Jong, Kaavi’s fortune, kekxpert, Lucky Yaku, mahjong, Masters, matatabi, nina, Saint, sources, Tileman, Toki, tournement, Vtuber, WWYD book, Yakuhai

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Enchantments Applied:	149
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster features? Well, look no further because our server, Big Rabbit Edition, is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

Join us and witness the epic deranking adventures of our idols, from Nina plummeting in Master 1 to Matatabi struggling in Master 2. And let’s not forget about Elu deranking in Expert 3 – it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

But wait, there’s more! Toki’s nail-biting close call in a Daisangen ranked match will have you on the edge of your seat. And Tileman’s transformation into a kekxpert is something you have to see to believe!

Looking for some jong chuubas to follow? We’ve got you covered with a list of up-and-coming talents that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And don’t miss out on our exclusive Jong news, from Khubie’s upcoming tournament to Tileman’s shocking fall from grace. It’s drama, excitement, and mahjong madness all rolled into one!

But the real cherry on top is Kaavi’s fortune readings, where today’s lucky yaku is Yakuhai! Honor pons await you, so join our server now and dominate the competition with the ultimate defense strategy!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCraze: Will You Join Her?

Allegiance, Alliance, Bond, collaboration, Commitment, Companionship, Connection, CraftyCreeperCraze, Decision making, encouragement, friendship, Join, join her, loyalty, Partnership, relationship, solidarity, Support, teamwork, Trust, Unity, will you join her

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Towns Built:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? This server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking sheep! But that’s not all, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon that will protect them from any creepers that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Crafty Chaos: ‘NOT MY PROBLEM’ Server

Bombing, Chaos, coffee, comfort, Communists, Crafty, drug trade, EU, Eurocucks, indifference, Israhell, Mate, nationalism, oblivion, Problem, Problems, profit, Rich, Server, Sponsorship, Unitedstatians, US, Wars, world wars

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Votes:	4967	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with communists, drug trade drama, and geopolitical chaos! While the rest of the world is busy fighting over Israhell, we’ll be sipping on mate and coffee, making bank off of all the madness. Who needs to worry about world wars when you can just chill and build epic structures in Minecraft? Come join the fun and leave all your real-world problems behind – after all, they’re not our problem!

Back in my day, Minecraft was just blocks! – Server

#15yearsago, #15yearslater, #feelingold, #Holdmebros, #timeflies, #timepassing, 1999, blocks, brotherhood, Day, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Server, Throwback

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of living in the past like it’s still 1999? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got time machines that will transport you to a world where the Spice Girls are still topping the charts and everyone is rocking frosted tips. Join us for a totally tubular experience that will have you saying, “As if!” So grab your Tamagotchi and parachute pants and join us for a blast from the past like no other.

Blocky McBlockface Adventures

Adventures, Anime, arrested, blocky, comedy, crime, friendship, funny, Heartwarming, humor, investigation, japanese, law enforcement, light-hearted, Manga, McBlockface, Police, quirky, slice of life, small town, Soremachi, tv show, You’re under arrest

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	959	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re constantly being told what to do? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a wanted criminal in the virtual world. Build your own underground hideout, engage in epic battles with the authorities, and evade capture at all costs.

But be warned, the police force on this server is no joke. They will stop at nothing to bring you to justice, even if it means blowing up your precious creations. So gather your fellow outlaws and prepare for the ultimate showdown on our lawless Minecraft server.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns supreme!

SoulfulGingerCraft: Where even redheads have a place in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures!

1. Ginger, 10. Acceptance, 11. Individuality, 12. Equality, 13. Red hair, 14. Misconceptions, 15. Beliefs, 16. Social issues, 17. Self-expression, 18. Cultural perceptions, 19. Human rights, 2. People, 20. Empowerment., 3. Souls, 4. Redheads, 5. Stereotypes, 6. Identity, 7. Discrimination, 8. Prejudice, 9. Diversity, Adventures, blocks, pixelated, Place, redheads, SoulfulGingerCraft, world

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Void Armor Forged:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of discriminating against ginger people? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all souls, whether they’re ginger or not! Join us for a wild ride where the only requirement is to have a fiery spirit (and maybe a few freckles).

Our server is home to the most epic ginger warriors you’ll ever meet. They’ll protect you from any mob that comes your way, all while rocking their fiery locks and showing off their soulful personalities.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant gingerbread house, and every player gets a lifetime supply of gingerbread cookies as a welcome gift. So come on over and join us for a soulful adventure that’s sure to leave you feeling spicy!

BoobaCraft: Where Chuubas and Big Boobas Unite in Minecraft Madness!

acceptance, attractiveness, beauty standards, big, big boobas, body image, body positivity, BoobaCraft, Boobas, Chuubas, Diversity, empowerment, feminism, flat chest, Individuality, madness, Media influence, Minecraft, opinion, personal taste, physical appearance, Preferences, self esteem, self-confidence, societal norms, unite

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Star Shards Collected:	99	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where chuubas with big boobas are celebrated and embraced. Forget about flat chests, we’ve got all the curves you could ever want in our pixelated world.

Join us for epic battles against giant blocky monsters, where the bigger the chuubas, the stronger the player! Our server is filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures, all centered around our love for big boobas.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Who knew that chuubas with big boobas could make Minecraft so much more fun!