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PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, animal welfare, controversial case, court ruling, criminal charges, cultural norms, feline companion, Imprisonment, iran, Iranian couple, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pet cat, pet ownership, Prison, punishment, PurrisonCraft, sentencing, Server, societal expectations, strict laws

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	199	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

2024.., AI model, chemistry, complex structures, computational protein design, Crafty, David Baker, Demis Hassabis, designers, discoveries, John Jumper, Nobel Prize, popular science background, Potential, Predictors, press release, protein, protein structure prediction, proteins, scientific explanation, structure, Video

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Farms Harvested:	264	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Animals Bred:	50

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Close Call Craft

Adrenaline Rush, brush with death, Call, cheating death, close, close call, Craft, death-defying experience, facing death, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life or death situation, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, miraculous escape, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, staring death in the face, Survival, thankful to be alive, traumatic experience

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	239	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, Armed Forces, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, russians, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, 2view, advice, company secrets, Content Creation, Content Creator, Corpo, doxxing forum, ExpertArmcha1r, groomed, GroomedCraft, Grooming, Kawaii, Kiwifarms, Minecraft, online communities, online safety, privacy concerns, Proctor Zakharov, Server, social media, SpinOff, twitter

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!