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Tea & Apple Paradise

antioxidants, Apple, apple consumption, apples, diet, disease prevention, Flavonoid-rich foods, health benefits, healthy aging, lifestyle choices, liver function, liver health, lower risk, middle-aged adults, NAFLD, non-alcoholic fatty liver disease, nutrition, Paradise, plant-based foods, polyphenols, tea, tea consumption

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got tea and apples fo days, fam! We ain’t just talkin’ ’bout buildin’ dope houses and slayin’ mobs, we talkin’ ’bout keepin’ yo liver healthy too!

Imagine rollin’ through the blockz with a liver that’s 19% less likely to be all fatty and gross. Ain’t no NAFLD gonna mess with you on dis server, cuz we got them flavonoid-rich foods on lock.

So come join us, where the tea flows like water and the apples are always ripe. Build, explore, and keep that liver in tip-top shape, all on the most lit Minecraft server around!

FluidCraft

auction house, Citybuild, Community, Crates, Dailyrewards, Economy, Farmwelt, fluidshop, in game money, Jobs, Lumberjacks, miners, Survival, Trade, Trading, Updates

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Divine Spears Created:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	723
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Potions Brewed:	148	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

What we offer you: – strong economy! – A small but nice community 🙂 – Regular updates – Player trading – FluidCraft Citybuild – Survival/Farmwelt – Jobs/Miners, Lumberjacks, ETC. Through the jobs you can unlock skills and earn money. – Crates (Vote Crate, Wild Crate, Insane Crate) – DailyRewards (You can also get the keys for the crates there) – Auction house (selling items) – /trade (protects against scammers!) – FluidShop – you can sell your items etc. in this shop to get in-game money.

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WestLeaf: Where dreams go to die and your virtual economy crashes harder than the real one. Quarries, hoppers, and a side of disappointment!

3×3 Hammers, abandoned structures, chest selling, crashes, Custom Items, Custom Storage, Die, Disappointment, dreams, Economy, excavators, Harder, Harvesting, Hoppers, Jobs, levelled mobs, Long Term Projects, Lumberjacks, Modded Economy, Ores, quarries, Random teleport, real, Resource Gathering, Sell ANY Item, Side, Takeover Biomes, Tools, Trade Currencies, Unique Minerals, Vanilla, Vein Mining, virtual, Vote Rewards, WestLeaf

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3333	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Votes:	4150
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Feature	Description
Custom Tools	3×3 hammers, excavators, and lumberjacks
Custom Textures	Unique minerals and tools with custom textures
New Ores	Discover new ores in custom caves
Custom Terrain Generation	Explore custom terrain with hidden structures
Skill Levels	Combat levelled mobs that match your skills
Quarries	Automate mining with quarries
Claims	Takeover one of 85 unique biomes
Vein Miner	Mine large veins of ore with ease
Vote Rewards	Earn rewards by voting for the server

FAQ

Do you have plans to reset the world?

We do not have any plans to reset the world. We encourage long term projects and gameplay.

How many slots are available on the server?

We are limited to just 25 slots to focus on our community.

Is the server EULA friendly?

Yes, we are EULA friendly and do not have any pay to win features.

What are the IP and Discord information for the server?

IP: play.westleaf.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/Ze9THErzuj

Jimmy Carter Passes Away Minecraft Server

100th birthday, 1924-2024, american history, Carter, Carter Center, civil rights advocate, Democrat, former president, georgia, Georgia governor, humanitarian, jimmy, Jimmy Carter, Legacy, longest living president, Minecraft, Nobel Peace Prize, PASSES, passes away, peanut farmer, Plains, political figure, RIP, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re living forever? Look no further than our server! We promise that you’ll feel like you’re celebrating your 100th birthday every day with us. Who needs to rest in peace when you can be building and exploring in our world? Join now and let’s make some legendary memories together!

Profit Target Minecraft SMP

crypto trader, cryptocurrency, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, financial targets, full-time, investment strategy, Long-term goals, market analysis, Minecraft, profit, profit percentage, risk management, smp, Target, trading discipline, trading goals, trading income, trading performance, trading profits, trading success, wealth building, yearly profit target

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring old trading platforms where the only excitement is watching numbers go up and down? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you crypto enthusiasts!

Join our server and become a full-time crypto trader in a virtual world where the profits are as wild as the creepers lurking in the shadows. With a yearly profit target of 1000%, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds in no time!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the world filled with rare crypto currencies just waiting to be discovered. And rumor has it, there’s a legendary Bitcoin dragon roaming the land, guarding a stash of riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start trading your way to virtual fortune and glory! Who needs real-life profits when you can make it rain in pixels?

SparkyLoveMinecraftSMP

Adventure, appreciation, Commitment, Communication, Connection, date nights, Effort, growth, Intimacy, long term relationship, love, loyalty, Passion, patience, quality time, romance, Spark, SparkyLoveMinecraftSMP, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of the same ol’ Minecraft SMPs with boring quests and mundane tasks? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of excitement and chaos! Join us if you want to keep the spark alive in your Minecraft relationship, because we’ve got explosive events, crazy challenges, and even a secret underground love potion lab (shh, don’t tell anyone)! Who needs couples therapy when you can just join our server and bond over epic battles and hilarious mishaps? So come on, join us and let’s keep the flame burning bright in this crazy world of blocks and creepers!

PupCraft: Woof-tastic Adventures

Adventures, animal companions, benefits of owning a dog, canine companions, dog behavior, Dog Breeds, dog lovers, dog training, Dogs, emotional support animals, furry friends, good pets, loyal companions, man’s best friend, pet care, pet ownership, pet therapy, Pets, PupCraft, reasons to have a dog, responsibility of pet ownership, unconditional love, Wooftastic

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Villages Defended:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate dog lover’s paradise!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can tame and ride giant wolves through the pixelated landscape, battle evil skeletons with your trusty canine companions, and even participate in epic doggy dance parties under the moonlight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja pugs who have mastered the art of stealth and combat. Join forces with these pint-sized warriors to take on the creepers and zombies that threaten our blocky world.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join us for a tail-wagging good time? Come unleash your inner dog whisperer and let the canine chaos begin!

CoalGoneUK Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Britain, carbon footprint, clean energy, climate change, Closure, coal industry, coal power, coal-fired electricity plant, CoalGoneUK, electricity generation, Emissions, ENERGY, Energy Transition, environmental impact, Fossil Fuels, History, Minecraft, power plants, renewable energy, Server, TRANSITION, uk

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Towns Built:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Villages Defended:	14

lol, come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate the end of coal power in the UK by building giant coal power plants in the game! we are all about that retro energy vibe, baby!

imagine mining for coal in the game and feeling like a real-life coal miner from the 1800s. it’s like time travel, but without all the pesky time machines.

we have coal-powered minecarts, coal-powered houses, and even coal-powered pets. everything runs on coal, baby!

so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of burning coal for electricity in a virtual world. who needs renewable energy when you have coal, are we right? let’s keep the coal power alive, one block at a time!

BlazeCraft: 80% Smoke, 100% Fun!

air pollution, amazon rainforest, BlazeCraft, Brazilians, climate change, Country, crisis management., Deforestation, ecological devastation, emergency, environmental crisis, Fire, Forest fires, Fun, global impact, government response, health hazard, natural disaster, respiratory issues, smoke, south america, Wildfires

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Villages Defended:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4

come join our minecraft server and escape the fiery chaos of brazil! our server is so cool, it literally transports you to a world where the only smoke you’ll see is from a campfire or a cool redstone contraption. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about the smoke-filled air in brazil. trust me, you won’t regret joining our server. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s minecraft our way out of this smoky mess!

Hexlite PvP

Abilities, botania, Casual, cataclysm, custom spells, Hardcore, heart stealing, HexCasting, ice and fire, Iron’s spells, Lifeforce, Magic, Modpack, Occultism, Origins, PvE, PvP, Raiding, slashblade, strategies, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Votes:	2244	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

The Ultimate Magic PvP Experience on modern Minecraft!

Are you ready for a Minecraft Adventure like no other? Hexlite PvP is a small, optimized magic PvP Modpack that offers the best vanilla+ PvP experience while catering to both casual and hardcore players!

Featuring Hexcasting, Botania, Ice and Fire, Slashblade, Iron’s Spells, Origins, Cataclysm, Occultism and more!

Dynamic PvP Mechanics: **Heart Stealing:** Drain opponents’ lifeforce to gain the upper hand **Custom Spells:** Craft and wield unique magical abilities **110+ Origins:** Diverse, tradeable origins for endless strategies

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