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JeremyCraft: Where even Amerimutts are beautiful! LOL

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3374
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server and witness the beauty of Amerimutts like never before! We have Jeremy Meeks himself as our official spokesperson, showing off his flawless mugshot look while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs purebred beauty when you can have the rugged charm of an Amerimutt on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Jeremy Meeks will personally serenade you with his angelic voice if you join our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and stunning community!

Crafty AF: Where we ask the real questions about why no one else can make a game like this

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	165	Towns Built:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Seriously, we don’t know why no one else can make a game like this, but we’re not complaining because we’re the only ones who have it!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	55
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

acceptance, anxiety, Chaos, coping strategies, existential crisis, fear, Future, Impermanence, IMPOSSIBLE, letting go, living in the present, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, overthinking, PARANOIA, Perfection, perfectionism, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

Ancestry, blue eyes, blueeyed, british occupation, Brits, colonial legacy, Colonialism, cultural exchange, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnicity, eye color, genetics, green eyes, heritage, imperialism, Indian, Indians, madness, Minecrafter, mixed race, physical traits, Population, Rarity, South Asia

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	767	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Void Armor Forged:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Void Gems Collected:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5295
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	861814
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Items Found:	1852	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Crops Grown:	2350
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Emeralds Found:	3558	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.