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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8189 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.
join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.
plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.
