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Look at my cute owl wife go! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Farms Harvested:	201
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance with our resident owl wife.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our owl wife is not just any ordinary owl. She’s a master builder who can create the most jaw-dropping structures with just a flap of her wings. Plus, she’s a total fashionista with a wardrobe that would make even the most stylish Enderman jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of owl romance. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they tend to get a little too excited around TNT.

ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs Minecraft server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Votes:	8406
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

✔️Minecraft server ☣️ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️

? The world, once filled with hope, has become dark. A biological threat called “BIOHAOS” has flooded cities and villages, causing mass panic and paralyzing all living things. People died in agony, and those who could fled from the megacities, where agony reigned all around. ❗️

? At this moment it becomes clear that in a new world where trust is crumbling, it is humanity that becomes the key to survival. Outside the spawn, darkness reigned, complete chaos.❗️

? Now you are in the world of ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️, where people are forced to live underground, trying to protect their bases and resources from constant threats. Each shelter is guarded, and its supplies are protected by privates?. But life in underground tunnels is full of challenges, and the chances of survival are rapidly decreasing. ❗️

? Meteorites containing precious resources periodically fall from the sky. These celestial stones attract the attention of everyone from hermits to clans seeking to capture them to ensure their existence. Be prepared: the struggle for these resources is intensifying every day?️, and only those who can survive will have a chance to live in this cruel and uncertain world.?️

☣️Get ready for an exciting fight for survival!☣️

? ip: 217.106.107.192:27656 ?

217.106.107.192:27656

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Villages Defended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have wings and they’ll take you on epic adventures through the skies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sick moves while you’re at it.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed a boy band. They may be undead, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	184	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Votes:	706
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9969	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1443	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Simp City Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness

#my hero academia, 6v6 playtests, brigitte, Cassidy, circuit royale, collab, comics, Dorado, Gilded Aspects, Halloween Terror event, Havana, hero mastery, kiriko, madness, mercy, Minecraft, Mining, Music, mythic weapon, new tank, Numbani, overwatch, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch General, Overwatch Wiki, patch notes, recolors, Season 14, Short stories, skins, smp, soldier 76, Soldier: 76 Mythic weapon, spellbinder, Trailer, Venture skins, Widowmaker Mythic, Witch Kiriko, Witch Mercy

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got 6v6 playtests that will make you question your sanity, just like trying to play Overwatch on a potato computer. And guess what? We’ve got a collab with My Hero Academia, because why not mix superheroes with blocky graphics?

Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.

In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Void Armor Forged:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ores Mined:	924

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.

And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Saging This Board Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!