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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 937 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 289 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2862 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie villagers that can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the evil chickens plotting world domination).