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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 3366 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Enchantments Applied: | 60 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 48 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie villagers that can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the evil chickens plotting world domination).