Stats November 22, 2024
Players: |
91/100 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: |
0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
8 |
Dragons Tamed: |
0 |
Alien Abductions: |
0 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: |
31 |
Towns Built: |
9 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: |
50 |
Soul Contracts Signed: |
3 |
Living Statues Befriended: |
0 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: |
1 |
Gods Slained: |
1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: |
11 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: |
2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: |
11 |
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so, like, this
server is, like, the best thing ever, like, seriously. u gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. but, like, u gotta be careful cuz there’s, like, a giant creeper guarding it. but don’t worry, he’s, like, super friendly once u get to know him.
also, like, we have this, like, epic quest where u gotta find the lost city of bacon. yeah, u heard me right, bacon. and, like, once u find it, u gotta, like, battle a horde of zombie pigs to claim the bacon throne. it’s, like, totally insane, but so worth it.
oh, and did i mention we have, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s, like, the hottest ride in town. literally. but, like, don’t worry, we have, like, fireproof suits for everyone.
so, like, if u wanna have the time of ur life and, like, make some new friends, u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, the best time to correct someone for mispronouncing ur name is the first time; the next best time is never.