Parsecs Minecraft Servers

Parsecs Minecraft Servers

  • PixelPretties

    PixelPretties
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 2846
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3013
    Gods Slained: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are poppin’ and the creepers are droppin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about all the minor things that are very attractive on our server, but the players never seem to realize it.

    First off, our players have the most luscious pixelated hair you’ve ever seen. It’s like they just stepped out of a virtual salon! And don’t even get me started on their perfectly sculpted blocky bodies. Who knew square-shaped abs could be so hot?

    But the real reason you should join our server is for the insane stories that go down here. We’ve had players build entire castles made out of diamond blocks, only to have them destroyed by a rogue herd of zombie pigs. And let’s not forget the time a player rode a pig off a cliff while trying to escape a pack of angry Endermen. It was like a pixelated action movie!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself why the minor things are so damn attractive here. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty or embarking on a wild adventure that will have you laughing for days. See you in the virtual world, player!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EscapeCraft: Flee Pokrovsk!

    EscapeCraft: Flee Pokrovsk!
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 3105
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Potions Brewed: 51
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russians by building ur own fortress in the virtual world! pretend u are a ukrainian fleeing from pokrovsk and use ur creativity to outsmart the enemy! build secret tunnels, hide in underground bunkers, and launch surprise attacks on the russians! only the bravest players will survive and conquer the virtual battlefield! join now before it’s too late!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Konohaven: Where adults play with blocks and pretend to be responsible. Join today for grown-up fun! No ID required (but maturity is).

    Konohaven: Where adults play with blocks and pretend to be responsible. Join today for grown-up fun! No ID required (but maturity is).
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 8572
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 171 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Villages Defended: 18 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 3368
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Konohaven Season 3 <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/growing-pickaxes/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server!

    Hello future friend! We have started Konohaven Season 3 for the 1.20 release! Our main focus this season will be about taking on the game of Minecraft together (community neighborhood, build projects, challenges, events). So if you are tired of playing Minecraft alone on a multiplayer server, come give us a try this season and see if we are a good fit for you!

    We launched Season 3 on June 10 2023, but it is never too late to join as we plan to keep growing. Everyone can go at their own pace regardless of when they join.

    Basic Server Info:

    1.21 Fabric Server located in the Eastern US (Virginia)
    Hard Difficulty Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled
    Single-Player Sleep Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods
    Live Map (Pl3xmap) Optional Simple Voice Chat mod available
    Diamond based player-run shop economy

    Additional Details:

    • Shops – Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment
    • Events and Challenges – Plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards
    • Custom Models – Custom items and hat models with lightweight resource pack
    • Community Based Server – Play together or solo, players from US, Canada, and Europe

    If you want to view our full guide about our server before joining, click here.

    How to whitelist:

    1. Join our Discord here.
    2. Read our most up to date rules and requirements here.
    3. Click apply in the #whitelist-application channel on Discord to start the whitelist application process.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FlameFatales Minecraft Server

    FlameFatales Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 176
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Animals Bred: 55 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Ores Mined: 9483 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles between plants and zombies, just like in the popular game Plants Vs Zombies. But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might even encounter Neon White creatures roaming around. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a rare Pokémon Ultra Moon in the game!

    Join us now for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even witness a Minecraft pig doing the moonwalk while singing the national anthem. Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RewriteThisMatch_MinecraftSMP

    RewriteThisMatch_MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 122
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate power of rewriting history! Ever wished you could change the outcome of a match? Well now you can! Want to see Brazil win the 2014 World Cup instead of Germany? Done. Want to see the Chicago Bulls win every NBA championship? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Time Traveling Sheep, who will guide you on epic quests to collect rare items and battle fearsome mobs. Rumor has it that the sheep can even grant wishes, so be sure to butter them up with some tasty wheat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible! Who knows, you might even end up becoming the ruler of a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • QuietTimeCraft Server

    QuietTimeCraft Server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 6634
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Farms Harvested: 286 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of quiet time? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce mandatory quiet time for all players. Just like the OP’s kids, you’ll have designated hours to read, play quietly, or build blanket forts in your virtual room. And don’t worry, if you’re bleeding, throwing up, or on fire, we’ll make an exception and let you out!

    But beware, just like the OP’s nosy SIL, there may be some players who think quiet time is abusive. So join our server and show them that taking a break and enjoying some peace and quiet is not a crime – it’s a necessity! So come on in, build, explore, and most importantly, take some time for yourself. Quiet time has never been this fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MILs-n-Sisters Sleepover Server

    MILs-n-Sisters Sleepover Server
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 4396
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and uncomfortable sleeping arrangements? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own cozy bedroom far away from your mother-in-law! No more snoring accusations or couch bed sleeping for you – on our server, you can create the ultimate dream house without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual MILs are much more understanding and won’t mind sharing a room with you! So say goodbye to awkward family vacations and hello to a world where you can finally get a good night’s sleep. Join now for a drama-free Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoDiamondsClub

    NoDiamondsClub
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 3563
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Dragon Scales Harvested: 239
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being left out of the cool kids’ club because you don’t have a pet dragon like everyone else your age? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, not only do you get a pet dragon, but it can also shoot lasers out of its eyes and fly you to the moon for a quick snack of space cheese!

    Join us and become the envy of all your friends as you ride around on your majestic dragon, causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Who needs a boring old pet dog when you can have a fire-breathing, laser-shooting dragon as your loyal companion?

    So why wait? Join our server now and start living the epic life you’ve always dreamed of! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join us and find out!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PalestinianPranksterMC

    PalestinianPranksterMC
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 5104
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Crops Grown: 8192 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Farms Harvested: 810
    Alien Abductions: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where everything is wrapped in a Palestinian flag, even the creepers! That’s right, we’ve got terrorists outside the France synagogue, but don’t worry, they’re just here to play some Minecraft with you!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with baguettes? Only on our server, my friend! And let’s not forget about the secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your pickaxe and unicorns start dancing around you. Plus, if you find the hidden portal, you can travel to a dimension where everything is made of cheese and the sky rains hot sauce.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FartCraft: The Silent But Deadly Server

    FartCraft: The Silent But Deadly Server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 7782
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9943 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u wanna experience the ultimate fart diffusion experience while playing minecraft. our world is filled with fart particles that will enhance ur gaming experience like never before. u will feel the power of the farts as u build ur epic creations and battle mobs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this unique and stinky adventure. come join us and let the farts guide u to victory!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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