Crafty Pussies United

2nd amendment, Arizona border surge, Biden administration, border control, border security, budget deficit, Crafty, El Paso border, foreign nationals, Guards, Ice, illegal crossings, immigration, mass releases, migrant caravan, migrants, Military, national security vulnerabilities, parole pipeline, Pussies, razor wire, San Francisco population, United

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! Just like over 100 migrants breaking through razor wire and knocking down guards at the El Paso border, you’ll be breaking barriers and having a blast! The Biden administration secretly flew in 320,000 migrants to reduce border crossings, but on our server, we fly in 320,000 players to increase the fun! Joe Biden’s Parole Pipeline has nothing on our server, where we free 825K players into the virtual world – outpacing the population of San Francisco! ICE may be considering mass releases to close budget gaps, but on our server, we release mass amounts of laughter and entertainment! And just like the new migrant caravan headed to the US, there’s a new wave of players headed to our server for an epic gaming experience! So come join us, where even with a big military and 2nd amendment, we can’t stop the madness and hilarity that ensues! It’s a border surge of fun and chaos that you won’t want to miss!

ValleyOfTheAlmostUs

ANCESTORS, anthropology, cognitive dissonance, DNA fear, Eating, Evolution, evolution of fear, fear, genetic memory, hominids, Humanoids, hunting, Neanderthals, pre-modern humanoids, primal instincts, Psychology, psychology of fear, Survival, uncanny valley, ValleyOfTheAlmostUs

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Haha, bruh, come join dis server where we be livin’ in a world where Neanderthals be chompin’ on our ancestors like they snacks! It’s like Uncanny Valley on steroids, man! But don’t worry, we got your back with epic protection against them savage cavemen.

You’ll be buildin’ your crib in no time, gatherin’ resources like a boss and showin’ them Neanderthals who’s the real alpha in this crazy world. Plus, we got secret caves filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So, what you waitin’ for? Come join us and let’s kick some prehistoric butt together! It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Let’s do this!

Harmony Falls: Where Voice Chat leads to accidental secrets revealed! No Resets, just Minecraft fun! Java 1.20+

Accidental, Bosses, Build Competitions, Chat, Clans, companions, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Falls, Fun, GLADIATOR, Harmony, Hide and seek, java, Leads, MCMMO, Minecraft, Murder Mystery, Pets, Quests, Resets, Revealed, RPG, Secrets, smp, Tournaments, Towny, Trade, VOICE, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Server Details:
Version:	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP:	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord:	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls:

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

Proximity Voice Chat: Optional voice chat feature
Towny & Economy: Build your own town/clan, trade with others
PvE & PvP: Battle mobs or challenge other players in PvP arenas (Optional)
Bosses/Dungeons: New bosses constantly added
Pets: Get a companion to journey with you
RPG Elements: Level up skills, choose paths, embark on quests
Events: Participate in tournaments, competitions, and events
More Exciting Features Coming Soon!

See our new exciting New Dungeon & Bosses update coming out SOON!

Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

So, what are you waiting for? Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your journey like never before!

Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

See you in Harmony Falls

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Can I talk to other players using voice chat?	Yes, Harmony Falls offers proximity voice chat using Simple Voice Chat, but it is optional to use.
Can I build my own town or clan?	Yes, you can build your own town or clan in Harmony Falls using the Towny feature.
Are PvP battles mandatory?	No, PvP battles are optional in Harmony Falls SMP. PvP can be toggled on or off as desired.
What kind of events can I participate in?	You can participate in events like hide and seek tournaments, murder mystery, build competitions, and more.
Are there plans for adding more features in the future?	Yes, Harmony Falls is constantly working on adding more exciting features to the server.

GingerBBC Minecraft Server

BBC lovers, big black cock, black men, built for BBC, Ginger, ginger lovers, ginger men, GingerBBC, hung, interracial, interracial couples, interracial dating, interracial love, interracial passion, Interracial Relationships, interracial sex, Minecraft, redheads, Server, well-endowed, white bois, White guys, white men

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Ores Mined:	1309	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have ginger white bois who are built for BBC (Big Blocky Castles)! These fiery-haired fellas are ready to show off their building skills and dominate the competition.

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between ginger white bois and their rivals. Rumor has it that they once built a castle so big, it reached the Minecraft sky limit and caused the server to crash (but don’t worry, we fixed that bug).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ginger white boi society that holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare resources. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for glory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of ginger white bois and their BBC adventures. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of their exclusive club!

UniCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, banging whores, better school, Bitcoin, business degree, DEBT, Distracted, elite social circle, freelance sales, GPA, lingering feeling, local State school, Minecraft, Numbers, Potential, rules America, SAT, Server, smoking dope, success, top American University, UniCraft, wasted potential

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Are you tired of feeling like you could have been a contender? Do you want to escape the mundane world of freelance sales and dive into a realm where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe some creepers)? Then come join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner block-building genius!

Forget about missed opportunities and unrealized potential – on our server, you can create your own virtual empire, conquer dungeons, and even ride a pig into battle (yes, really). Who needs a fancy degree when you can become the master of your own pixelated universe?

Join us now and start your journey to greatness – because in this world, the only thing holding you back is your own creativity (and maybe a few zombies). Don’t let your past regrets haunt you – instead, let your diamond sword do the talking and show the world what you’re truly capable of!

PlasticCraft Minecraft Server

beauty industry, beauty standards, body modification, botched surgeries, Celebrity, celebrity culture, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity mistakes, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, extreme makeovers, famous faces, Hollywood, Hollywood regrets, Hollywood scandals, media scrutiny, Minecraft, plastic surgery, PlasticCraft, reconstructive surgery, self-image, Server, surgical disasters

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of looking at all those Hollywood celebs who’ve wrecked themselves with plastic surgery? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from all that madness! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want without any need for plastic surgery. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even reverse the effects of bad plastic surgery in real life. So come on, join us and say goodbye to botched botox and wonky lip fillers!

BlockBusterRejects

bad acting, bad cinematography, bad directing, bad script, bad special effects, BlockBusterRejects, cliched dialogue, excessive product placement, excessive violence, lack of character development, lack of chemistry, lack of diversity, lack of originality, lack of suspense, low budget, overuse of CGI, poor editing, poor reviews, predictable plot, slow pacing, uninteresting characters

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old movie nights? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate cinematic adventure like never before!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of creepers start reenacting your favorite movie scenes! From explosive action sequences to romantic dramas, our server has it all. And the best part? You get to be the star of the show!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to watch a movie underwater? Well, on our server, you can dive into our underwater theater and watch all your favorite films surrounded by fish and sea creatures. It’s a movie experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So why waste your time on boring old movies when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious movie nights of your life? Join now and prepare to be entertained like never before!

CreeperCureLand

addiction, cancer cure, cancer research, CreeperCureLand, disease prevention, future implications, health risks, healthcare advancements, healthcare industry, long-term effects, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, new smokers, oncology developments, preventative measures, public awareness, public health, smoking cessation, smoking epidemic, tobacco control, tobacco industry

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Animals Bred:	99	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

join this epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give hugs instead of blowing up. our moderators are unicorns with rainbow manes and they grant wishes to all who join. if you ever find a cure for cancer, we will give you a million emeralds and a pet dragon. come join the fun and madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Throat

Challenges, Chest Shops, Community, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Enchantments, Ezartla, Griefers, Land claiming, Landclaiming, Minecraft, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Playerwarps, Ranks, Rewards, Shops, Survival, Throat, Trade, warp points

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Buildings Constructed:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	698987

Welcome to Ezartla!! 🌍

IP: play.ezartla.comDiscord: discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Features:

🗺️ Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time.💬 Discord: Stay connected with our community.🔒 Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers.📈 Ranks: Progress through our ranking system.🌀 Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points.💰 Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy.🛒 Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade.🏆 Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards.✨ Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

Join us for an amazing Minecraft experience!

play.ezartla.com

The Atlas Project: Where even the creepers refuse to blow up your house on purpose

#addons, Atlas, Badlands, Behavior, better on bedrock, BLOW, CREEPERS, Custom terrain, discord server, hoof-by-groundbeef, House, Ip:, Items, Kingdoms, Minecraft, mini blocks, Project, purpose, Raiyons More Elytras Addon, Raiyons More Enchantments Addon, raiyons-java-combat-addon, raiyons-more-shields-addon, Refuse, rules, Server, smp, Teams, universal-pack-renderdragon-support

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

The Atlas Project Modded Bedrock Server

Join our server with some great addons added

18 years and up only

Brand New World

Custom terrain, items and behavior addons

We have four catagories you can choose to be part of:

Categories	Rules
General Play	Specific rules for general gameplay
Kingdoms	Rules for Kingdoms gameplay
Teams	Rules for Teams gameplay
Badlands	Rules for Badlands gameplay

List of addons:

Join the discord server to get the IP: Join Discord

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

No, the server is only for players 18 years and older.

2. How do I get the server IP?

You can get the server IP by joining our Discord server and checking the announcements.

3. Are there specific rules for each category of gameplay?

Yes, each category (General Play, Kingdoms, Teams, Badlands) has its own set of rules that players must follow.

BurgerBros Minecraft Server

bros, burger, burger addiction, burger cravings, burger enthusiasts, burger experience, burger fans, burger heaven, burger joint, burger life, burger lovers, burger obsession, burger satisfaction, burger time, Burgerbros, BURGERS, Dining, fast food, Food, Minecraft, Restaurant, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Items Found:	7587
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheeseburgers!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Bacon Sword, battle against evil mobs like the dreaded Pickle Creepers, and build your own burger-themed kingdom complete with a French Fry moat.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like the Great Burger Cook-Off where players compete to create the most delicious burger in all of Minecraftia. And don’t forget about our exclusive VIP area, the Bacon Lounge, where you can relax in style on bacon-scented couches.

So what are you waiting for, burgerbros? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most burger-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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