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Crafty Pussies United

2nd amendment, Arizona border surge, Biden administration, border control, border security, budget deficit, Crafty, El Paso border, foreign nationals, Guards, Ice, illegal crossings, immigration, mass releases, migrant caravan, migrants, Military, national security vulnerabilities, parole pipeline, Pussies, razor wire, San Francisco population, United

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	125	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! Just like over 100 migrants breaking through razor wire and knocking down guards at the El Paso border, you’ll be breaking barriers and having a blast! The Biden administration secretly flew in 320,000 migrants to reduce border crossings, but on our server, we fly in 320,000 players to increase the fun! Joe Biden’s Parole Pipeline has nothing on our server, where we free 825K players into the virtual world – outpacing the population of San Francisco! ICE may be considering mass releases to close budget gaps, but on our server, we release mass amounts of laughter and entertainment! And just like the new migrant caravan headed to the US, there’s a new wave of players headed to our server for an epic gaming experience! So come join us, where even with a big military and 2nd amendment, we can’t stop the madness and hilarity that ensues! It’s a border surge of fun and chaos that you won’t want to miss!

Euro Poor Escape Minecraft Server

Apathy, Birth Rates, cultural malaise, Despair, disillusionment, economic struggles, Escape, EURO, Europe, europoor, existential crisis, generational despair, hopelessness, lack of motivation, lack of opportunity, Life, mental health, Minecraft, Poor, sense of purpose, Server, societal issues, societal norms, societal pressure, Stagnation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in Europoor forever? Do you feel like your fire for life has been extinguished by the dreary surroundings? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the Europoor life and embark on epic adventures in a world where the possibilities are endless!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, the fearless miner who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Or how about the time when a group of players built a giant statue of a llama that shot lasers out of its eyes? Anything is possible on our server!

So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the Europoor life. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake!

Crypto Creeper SMP – Day 322

1 million people., 1400%, 2021 ATH, 21 tokens, alternative Bitcoins, Anons, BCH Cash, bitcoin cash, btc, Chan, creeper, Crypto, Day, Day 322, frens, konnichiwa, make it stack, normies, Recap, smp, Triple

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Hey there, fellow BCH Cash Anons and friends! Are you tired of those normies hogging all the BTC? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all your alternative Bitcoin needs!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey to reach the 2021 ATH of 1400 BCH, and maybe even triple it because why not? The real goal here is to stack up those sweet 21 tokens, because let’s be real, only 1 million people in the world can have that many.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s make some virtual money moves together! Who knows, maybe you’ll become a BCH billionaire in no time. Let’s show those normies what we’re made of!

PixelCraft – FPSpec Minecraft Server

Arya Kuroha, Azeria.EVE, Azusa Honami, Bluebell.EVE, Elyza.EVE, fpspec, Hysteria.EVE, Jira Jisaki, Kana Sasara, Koma Oboro, Lumi Yukime, Miki Hitsugi, Minecraft, Minya Scott, Mischief.EVE, Miu Akumiya, Mukuro Owarino, Nano Kozuya, Narin Mikure, pixelcraft, Planei Hoshikuzu, Remia Aotsuki, Riko Solari, Seira Chinen, Server, Siu Aisaka, Specialite General, Specialite., Tsukasa Ryogoku, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, VSPO, VSPO EN, Yoru Yorumo

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	27	Zombie Dances:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

First of all, our server is filled with special talents that will blow your mind. From Remia Aotsuki to Arya Kuroha, these players will take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on the Gen 1 and Gen 2 players – they’re like Minecraft gods!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Mischief’s birthday merch is on sale until Dec 9. And Jira’s birthday merch? You have until Nov 17 to grab it! Plus, Mukuro’s birthday merch is available until Dec 2, so don’t miss out on that epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at VSPO! EN & Specialite General for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Talk to me now I’m older Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Older, smp, Talk

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Need a break from the real world? Join us for some virtual fun and shenanigans.

Picture this: Friday nights filled with forties and parties, all in the comfort of your own blocky world. Your friends are away, your parents are out of town – it’s the perfect time to escape reality and dive into the madness of our server.

12:51 is the time to log on and let loose. Let your voice be heard as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual landscape. Kiss your worries goodbye and embrace the chaos of our community.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in the digital realm? Let’s get building, mining, and causing mayhem together!

Pirate’s Cove Minecraft Server

addiction, Behavior, Bet.., consequences, Cove, Entertainment, Ethics, fake feeling, free games, gambling, Gaming, justification, LOSING, mindset, Minecraft, Pirates, pirating games, profit, Psychology, rationalization, Risk, Server, Thrill, winning

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Arr matey! Are ye ready to set sail on the most epic Minecraft server in all the seven seas? Join our crew and plunder treasures while placing bets on who can build the best pirate ship! With our unique combination of pirating and gambling, you’ll feel like a true buccaneer with every block you place. So hoist the Jolly Roger and join us on the high seas for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember, if you lose, it’s all just pretend booty anyway!

Bakuman Daily Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

Bakuman, Daily, Hiatus, Manga, Manga community, manga daily, manga delay, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga hiatus, Manga News, manga release, manga release date, manga rumors, manga schedule, manga updates, Minecraft, missing, series, Shenanigans, smp, update

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you the tea! So, basically, the Bakuman daily got taken over by a group of llamas who are now running the show. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! They’re making all the decisions now and they’ve got some wild ideas for the server. Like, they want to build a giant llama statue in the spawn area and have llama races every Saturday. It’s a whole llama drama, I tell ya!

But hey, if you want in on the chaos and llama shenanigans, then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. Plus, rumor has it that if you can beat the llamas in a build battle, they’ll crown you the llama king or queen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to rule over the llama kingdom!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Surv.MineRich.ru:19132

Repeal the 22nd Amendment Minecraft Server

22nd, 22nd amendment, amendment, America, constitutional law, Democracy, Economy, election, FDR, Government, History, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, Presidency, presidential term, repeal, Server, term limits, trump, united states, Victory, War

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of only being able to elect a president twice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we say no more! Join us and help us repeal the 22nd amendment so we can have a president for life – just like in the good old days!

Imagine a world where Trump is ruling the United States forever, guiding us through tough times with his unmatched leadership skills. With the economy booming and wars being won left and right, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this epic journey?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and help us make America great again, and again, and again! Hail victory, friends – the fun never ends on our server!

Crafty Couple Minecraft SMP

advice column, Commitment, Communication, couple, Crafty, DATING, emotional connection, Girlfriend, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Men, Minecraft, partner, relationship advice, romance, Significant Other, smp, Support, Thread, Trust, Wednesday, Wife, Women

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	85
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and even a secret underwater base where we hold our annual fish fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Crafty FNG Minecraft Server

afk strategy, Brick or Treat, Chapter 2 Remix, Crafty, Eminem, Felina, fng, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, ice spice, Juice WRLD, Kyran Aryk, LEGO XP, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, Quests, Ranked Reload, rocket racing, Season XP Leveling, Server, Shop, snoop dogg, Stadium Lights, Stats, stw

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 2 Remix on steroids! Picture this: Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Ice Spice, and Juice WRLD battling it out in Battle Royale while you complete insane quests and level up at lightning speed.

But wait, there’s more! We have a LEGO XP AFK Strategy that will blow your mind and Season XP Leveling Pace that will make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on the Mission Alerts for StW – it’s like a whole new world of craziness.

And coming soon, you can progress your Fortnite Passes by playing ANY experience. That’s right, ANY experience. Plus, if you get 50 levels in any mode, you unlock Felina and Felina’s Claw Meow for free! How cool is that?

But the fun doesn’t stop there. The Stadium lights up for Snoop Dogg in Fortnite Festival Season 6, Rocket Racing V31.40 is a whole new level of excitement, and Brick or Treat in LEGO Fortnite V31.40 is a spooky good time.

And if you join our Fortnite Crew November, you’ll get to hang out with Kyran Aryk and experience even more outrageous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!