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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

RevSMP: Where geeks survive, claim land, explore dungeons, and pretend they don’t need a whitelist.

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RevSMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features:	Custom plugins, custom enchants, balanced economy system, custom world generation
Special Events:	Ongoing events and custom crates
How to Join:	Simply enter the IP: revsmp.shockbyte.pro in your Minecraft client

FAQ:

Question:	Answer:
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the IP: revsmp.shockbyte.pro in your Minecraft client
Are there custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have custom plugins to enhance the gameplay experience
Can I build my own town with friends?	Yes, you can build your own town alone or with friends on our server
Is everything on RevSMP earnable?	Yes, everything on RevSMP can be grinded for and earned

Crafty Drunkies

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the temperature is always set to a perfect 77 degrees Fahrenheit, so you can game in ultimate comfort without breaking a sweat! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll feel like you’ve taken 8 mg of clonazepam and had a few drinks – without any of the side effects. Join us for a chill gaming experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and relax in style. Trust us, it’s unreal how comfy you’ll feel on our server!

Crafty Curry Kingdom

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Are you tired of playing on boring servers filled with players with normal names like “Steve” and “Alex”? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with the most outrageous and hilarious names! Say goodbye to boring old “John” and “Bill” and say hello to players like “Fartishaya” and “Poojeeta”!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know what kind of crazy names you’ll come across next. Who knows, you might even make friends with someone named “Harshita” along the way! So come on, embrace the madness and join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hermitcraft but make it chaotic and colorful on The Perfectum SMP Java 1.20.1 LGBTQ+ Friendly PG-13

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Welcome to Perfectum SMP
A semi-vanilla survival server designed for an authentic and enjoyable gaming experience. Our goal is to create a transparent and welcoming community. We’ve selected plugins that enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain vanilla gameplay as you explore with others. What you can expect: A dedicated team of moderators ensuring a seamless gaming experience. A server seed selected for its stunning landscapes and exploration potential. A simple Discord-based application process for quick access. A suggestion channel with upvotes and downvotes to make sure every voice is heard. A friendly and inclusive community. Unique datapacks like player head drops and armor stand improvements to enhance gameplay. Regularly planned events, both in-game and externally, to keep the community vibrant. BlueMap integration for a detailed server map. A thriving community of over 250 members. We welcome everyone! If Perfectum SMP sounds like the right gaming community for you, we’re eager to have you. Follow the links below to begin your adventure with us! Discord \| Website

Welcome to Perfectum SMP

A semi-vanilla survival server designed for an authentic and enjoyable gaming experience. Our goal is to create a transparent and welcoming community. We’ve selected plugins that enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain vanilla gameplay as you explore with others.

What you can expect:

A dedicated team of moderators ensuring a seamless gaming experience.
A server seed selected for its stunning landscapes and exploration potential.
A simple Discord-based application process for quick access.
A suggestion channel with upvotes and downvotes to make sure every voice is heard.
A friendly and inclusive community.
Unique datapacks like player head drops and armor stand improvements to enhance gameplay.
Regularly planned events, both in-game and externally, to keep the community vibrant.
BlueMap integration for a detailed server map.
A thriving community of over 250 members.

We welcome everyone! If Perfectum SMP sounds like the right gaming community for you, we’re eager to have you. Follow the links below to begin your adventure with us!

Discord | Website

Frequently Asked Questions

FAQ	Answer
1. How do I join Perfectum SMP?	To join Perfectum SMP, simply follow the link to our Discord server and complete the application process. Once approved, you’ll have access to the server.
2. Are there any specific rules on the server?	We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules are detailed on our Discord server and website for reference.
3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the community and play together on Perfectum SMP.
4. Are there any in-game events or activities?	Yes, we regularly plan events and activities for the community to participate in, both in-game and externally. Keep an eye on announcements on Discord for upcoming events.

Blocky Love Quest

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Are you tired of your significant other ignoring you for hours on end while they play Minecraft? Well, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our server is so addicting, your partner will forget all about their precious diamonds and devote all their attention to you instead. Say goodbye to the honeymoon phase, because on our server, every day is a honeymoon! Join now and start building a love nest with your partner…or maybe just build a giant statue of yourself to show them who’s really in charge.

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with epic adventures, crazy cinematics, and jaw-dropping landscapes.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have a standalone PC client for you to download, but we also have exclusive emotes that will have you dancing like never before. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about some secret codes that will unlock hidden treasures in the game?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey where you’ll sail the seas, save the light, and discover the true meaning of Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Connect Crew

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride with our insane cast of characters, including Lia the Ashelia who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed, Nasa the Sleepwalker who builds epic structures in his dreams, and Iori the Deer who can tame creepers with her soothing voice.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Phase Connect where you can team up with Uruka the Firestarter to burn down entire forests for fun, or join Michiru the Purple Ninja in epic PvP battles where she disappears into thin air like a true master of stealth.

And don’t forget about Maemi the Sky Queen who can fly through the skies on a pig while raining down thunderstorms on unsuspecting players, or Pippa the Pumpkin Princess who can turn any block into a pumpkin with just a flick of her wand.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). See you there, if you dare!

Crafty Malware Miners: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server where we offer the ultimate in cybersecurity protection – by playing Minecraft!

Our server is so secure, it will make your antivirus software jealous. We have malwarebytes running 24/7 to block any blacklisted IP addresses trying to connect to your game. And if that’s not enough, we even have Windows firewall logs to show you just how many hackers are trying to take you down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, it will make your computer feel like it’s behind a fortress. Forget about getting hacked in real time – with us, you’ll be safe and sound, all while building your dream Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while dodging hackers left and right. Who knew cybersecurity could be so fun?

Field MC: Where rainbow sheep roam freely among the vanilla beans! Join now for a hilarious adventure in version 1.20.6!

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FieldSMP Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Features	Multiple shops, detailed house building, creativity space, storyline making/Lore
Discord	https://discord.gg/UnVFNdCe
Spawn	Safe area for building shops and other structures
Season	Season 1
Seeking	Good builders

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I start multiple shops on the server?

Yes, you can start multiple shops on the server.

Is it allowed to spend time detailing my house on the server?

Absolutely, feel free to spend as much time as you’d like detailing your house!

Are there any restrictions on building structures on the server?

As long as the structures are appropriate, you are free to build whatever you desire.

Is there a specific theme or storyline on the server?

Players are encouraged to create their own storylines or lore on the server.

Is the server looking for any specific type of player?

The server is looking for good builders primarily.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by accessing our Discord server through the provided link.

Crafty Shooty Fun!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a military shooter on steroids! Join us for epic battles, crazy explosions, and intense PvP action like you’ve never seen before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers launch a surprise attack on your base. But don’t worry, because our server has advanced military-grade weapons and armor to help you fend off the enemy. Take down those pesky creepers with a rocket launcher or blast them to bits with a grenade launcher – the choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server also has custom-made maps that will blow your mind. Explore ancient ruins, futuristic cities, and even outer space as you embark on thrilling adventures with your friends. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure or encounter mysterious creatures along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft warfare like never before. Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old servers again.

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Animals Bred:	144	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	251	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchantments Applied:	293	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	New Chunks Explored:	697624
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

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RevSMP Minecraft Server

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FAQ:

Frequently Asked Questions

FieldSMP Server Overview

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I start multiple shops on the server?

Is it allowed to spend time detailing my house on the server?

Are there any restrictions on building structures on the server?

Is there a specific theme or storyline on the server?

Is the server looking for any specific type of player?

How can I join the server?