Parody with Players Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LoveSMP – what is love?

Admiration, Affection, comfort, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotions, feelings, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveSMP, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of feeling lonely in your Minecraft world? Do you crave the warm embrace of friendship and camaraderie? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place for you! Join us and experience love like never before as you build, mine, and survive with a community of players who will always have your back.

But beware, love on our server can be a wild ride! From epic pranks to heartwarming alliances, you never know what crazy antics you’ll encounter. One player even found their soulmate while mining for diamonds! So come join us and see for yourself what love in Minecraft truly feels like. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this wacky world of blocks and adventures!

MineCraftHeartbreakCraft

acceptance, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, emotional pain, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Loneliness, love, MineCraftHeartbreakCraft, moving on, relationships, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over, Support, Therapy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6662

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with heartbreak-healing adventures and zombie pigmen therapy sessions.

Our server is like a virtual Tinder for Minecraft players, where you can find your perfect blocky match and build a pixelated paradise together. Who needs a real-life breakup when you can have a creeper blow up your house instead?

So come on down to our server and let us help you mine your way to a happier heart. Who knows, you might even find love in a chest full of golden apples. Join now and let the healing begin!

What is the IP for GLITCH Minecraft Server?

3d, 3d animation, animation, Bubble, Caine, digital circus, gangle, glitch, glitch productions, Gummigoo, Indie Animation, jax, kinger, Minecraft, Murder Drones, Pomni, Ragatha, Server, the amazing digital circus, Uzi, zooble

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59

GLITCH is a multimedia artist known for their innovative and boundary-pushing work in the realm of glitch art. Combining elements of technology, digital manipulation, and visual storytelling, GLITCH’s art challenges traditional notions of beauty and perfection. They have been featured in numerous exhibitions and publications, showcasing their unique and experimental approach to art. Through their work, GLITCH aims to explore the intersection of art and technology, inviting viewers to reconsider how we interact with and perceive the digital world.

ZEROWORLD Minecraft server

Additions, administration, Cases, develop, Friends, gameplay, Goodies, invite, Jobs, large-scale, Minecraft, Moderation, Project, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, voice chat, ZEROWORLD

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Buildings Constructed:	9

A large-scale Minecraft survival project with goodies and various additions like voice chat! Come in, play, develop and invite your friends!

On the server you will find responsive moderation and administration, as well as exciting gameplay.

We are waiting for you!!!

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Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

anxiety, avoidance, Communication, coping mechanisms, Craft, crazy, DATING, fear, Intimacy, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, mental illness, Minecraft, Phobia, relationships, self isolation, Server, social anxiety, social events, support group, Therapy

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the mentally ill thrive! If you’re tired of being a normal functioning member of society, then this is the place for you. Our server is filled with players who can’t operate socially in real life, just like you!

Join us and meet players who are 31 years old and still living with their parents, who have never been to a social event, dated, or had sex. Our community is all about avoidance and subjugation to intense fear and anxiety – it’s like a support group, but in Minecraft!

Don’t worry if you can’t even talk to people in real life, because on our server, you can communicate through your builds and creations. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual friendships with fellow socially anxious players?

So come on in and embrace your inner awkwardness with us. Remember, if you’re not mentally ill, you shouldn’t be here!

Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, cute, cute girlfriend, DATING, Expectations, finding love, Girlfriend, Hope, Human Behavior, IMPOSSIBLE, learning, looks, LUCK, Minecraft, natural selection, perseverance, Personality, Privilege, relationships, self improvement, skill, smp, social environment, Standards

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Enchantments Applied:	75	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and not having a cute girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be! Why settle for average when you can join a server where only the most attractive players are allowed?

We don’t mess around when it comes to looks and personality – if you’re not bringing your A-game, then you might as well log off now. Our server is like a virtual dating show, where only the hottest players get to mingle and build together. Who needs luck when you’ve got looks and charm on your side?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to snag a cute Minecraft girlfriend. It’s a jungle out there, but on our server, the dating game is taken to a whole new level. Who knows, you might just find love among the blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your virtual soulmate!

HomeSweetHome Minecraft Server

adult child contributions, adult child expectations, adult child expenses, adult child financial contributions, adult child guest limits, adult child independence, adult child living arrangements, adult child living at home, adult child privacy, adult child relationships, adult child responsibilities, adult-child boundaries, boundaries at home, communication with adult child, contributing to household expenses, homesweethome, living with adult child, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, setting boundaries with boyfriend, setting expectations

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Animals Bred:	169	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of setting boundaries in a virtual world just like this parent is trying to do in real life.

Build your own space away from the chaos of other players, just like this parent remodeled a bed/bath for their daughter to have her own space. But be warned, you may still feel like a third wheel when other players invade your territory.

Experience the joy of asking for contributions from your fellow players for household expenses like groceries and personal care items. And don’t forget to limit the time your friends spend at your virtual home, just like this parent is trying to do with their daughter’s boyfriend.

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where setting boundaries and asking for contributions is the name of the game!

CuteCraft or HotNotCraft

411, adorable, big brown eyes, big cat wing glasses, big curly hair, bob with bangs, chatty, cute, CuteCraft, Dimples, fat cheeks, Girlfriend, hot, HotNotCraft, mature aura, pure aura, quirky, ray of sunshine, reading, self-doubt, smiling, sultry aura

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without worrying about accidentally calling your girlfriend “cute” instead of “hot.”

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Our community is full of quirky characters just like your girlfriend, but without the big cat wing glasses (unless you want to wear them in-game, of course).

Don’t feel like a placeholder on our server – feel like a hero on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and prove your worth to your pixelated princess. With random facts to discover, dimples to admire, and smiles to share, you’ll forget all about that “hot vs cute” debate in no time.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun – where the only drama is whether to build a giant statue of your adorable girlfriend or a massive library filled with random facts. Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to explain the difference between hot and cute to someone who just wants to be loved in all their quirky glory.

PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP

anger, controversial, Expression, first, Frustration, funny, Hear, image, internet, long tail, meme, Meme culture, Mind, Minecraft, phrase, punchable face, PunchablePixel, reaction, smp, social media, Tag, violence, viral

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1606	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Imagine a world where you can actually punch those annoying faces in Minecraft! Join our SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on those blocky bullies. We have a special plugin that turns every player’s face into a giant punching bag, so you can literally punch them into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that if you punch someone hard enough, diamonds will come flying out of their face! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and start punching your way to riches!

BlockParty101

BlockParty101, party behavior, party conduct, party courtesy, party culture, party customs, party decorum, party dos and don’ts, party etiquette, party expectations, party guidelines, party manners, party norms, party protocol, party rules, party tips, party traditions, partying, social etiquette, unwritten rules

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old parties where the only thing you can do is dance and eat chips? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate party destination!

Join us and experience parties like never before, where the only rule is to have fun! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Done. Feel like building a giant cake that shoots fireworks? Go for it.

Our server is the wildest party in town, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. So come on in and join the craziest party of your life!