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ArchLinux SMP: NoPurposeNeeded

arch linux, archlinux, base distribution, binaries, CLI, community repository, debian, documentation institution, Enthusiast, fedora, Flatpak support, Gentoo, minimal system, multiple architecture support, NixOS, NoPurposeNeeded, official repository, reproducibility, rolling release, smp, software support, Stability, upstream packages, user-friendly

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and creativity just like the world of Linux distributions!

Join us if you want a server that is as unique and different as Debian, Fedora, Gentoo, and nixOS combined. Our core purpose is to provide a minimal and simple gaming experience that you can build from the ground up, just like Arch Linux.

But unlike Arch, we offer stability by design (because who wants a rolling release in Minecraft, am I right?), user-friendly default settings (no more cli larping required), and software support for all your freeloading needs.

Gentoo may have binaries now, but we have something even better – a community of players who are ready to take on any challenge and have a blast while doing it. So come join us and let’s build something epic together, because who needs Arch when you have us as your Minecraft SMP institution of fun!

WeirdoCraft Minecraft Server

guest characters, long tail tags, Minecraft, post, Server, weird, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there!

Join us and you’ll encounter guest characters like a dancing llama who can breakdance better than any player, a talking chicken who gives out hilarious life advice, and a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with a diamond-encrusted snout who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of bacon from the Diamond Pig!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of diamond pigs!

HateCraft Minecraft Server – Boredom Busters!

Boredom, Busters, changing mindset, Communication, Community, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, HateCraft, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Negativity, open dialogue, personal growth, positivity, seeking help, seeking understanding, self improvement, self reflection, Server, sharing feelings, toxic behavior

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	222905	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Runes Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Enchantments Applied:	132

Are you tired of being a hateful asshole in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can let out all your pent-up anger in a virtual world without any consequences!

Our server is the perfect place to release your inner troll and be as annoying as you want, all while making friends who share your love for being a dick. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who understand your need to spread hatefulness together?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those moments when you realize you actually want to talk about your feelings. Our virtual therapists are here to listen to your woes and help you navigate through your miserable days.

So come join our server and let’s hate things together in a safe and supportive environment. Who needs a life and real friends when you have us? Let’s circlejerk about Minecraft instead of politics, because let’s be real, who gives a fuck about the real world anyway?

CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!

anger management, Apology, Assertiveness, Borrowing, Boundaries, brother-in-law, car keys, CarKeys4BIL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, family dinner, family dynamics, future in-laws, in-law relationships, Miscommunication., notsorry, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, Trust

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	36
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape all the family drama and borrow cars without any hassle. Our server is so chill, even if you’re not married yet, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, we have a strict no snide comments policy – unless they’re in the form of hilarious in-game banter! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family feuds. See you in the game!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, anecdote, child, Chuckle, cute, Entertaining, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorous, Innocence, JOKE, Kids, KidzCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Public, Server, silly, Witty

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Towns Built:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Divine Spears Created:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Towns Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Votes:	1069
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

193.23.126.71:1039

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #AtlantaGA, #ButlerPA, #ChesapeakeVA, #DonaldTrump2024, #DoralFL, #GodBlesstheUSA, #JDVance, #LizHarrington, #PresidentTrump, #RepublicanNationalConvention, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, DONALDTRUMP, MAGA, makeamericagreatagain, Minecraft, Rumble, Server, tiktok, TrumpArchive, Trumpcraft, truthsocial

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024