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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Buildings Constructed:	47	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magic Items Found:	3016
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Crops Grown:	2899
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Close Call Craft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Potions Brewed:	83
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Emeralds Found:	4702	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Potions Brewed:	59
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

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StepmomTearsCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and plenty of blocky adventures.

Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.

But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?

So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!

FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	7360

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

AfterlifeCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Votes:	5799	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crops Grown:	2931

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have a secret portal that leads to the afterlife where you can meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll challenge you to epic build battles and parkour races to prove your worth in the afterlife. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the afterlife!