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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5115 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 3124 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. We once had a player who tried to use a firewall to block a licensing service, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of creepers instead! And don’t even get us started on the player who tried to use a VM and ended up crashing the entire server – talk about a performance fail!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Who knew blocking internet access could be so much fun?