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FacepalmCraft Minecraft Server

Abnormal, Appearance, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, Expression, face, FacepalmCraft, facial features, Minecraft, odd, perplexed, puzzled, Questioning, scrutiny, Server, shock, strange, Surprise, UNUSUAL, weird, WTF

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Villages Defended:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	96
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone’s face looks normal? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone’s face is completely messed up! From giant noses to eyeballs on their foreheads, you’ll never know what to expect when you log on.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and the title of Chicken Slayer.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the depths of the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your face twisted into unimaginable shapes along the way!

BakeCraft Minecraft Server

20-30, aunt, baby shower cake, Bakecraft, baking, baking set, baking tools, baking utensils, Borrow, brand, BROKE, brushes, Cake, Dishwasher, Minecraft, Replace, Server, spatulas, Tell, thrown away, utensils, WIBTA, wooden handles

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5318	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of baking utensils and the drama they can bring! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests to retrieve lost spatulas and brushes, all while battling against the evil Aunt who thinks wooden handles are the enemy.

Embark on a journey to reclaim your precious baking tools, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of why some utensils just can’t handle the heat. Will you be the hero who saves the day and bakes the ultimate baby shower cake, or will you succumb to the treacherous Aunt’s kitchen antics?

Join us now and experience the thrill of baking utensil drama like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and delicious at the same time?

PreggoSisNoHome

abortion, adoption, child care, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Family Support, financial responsibility, housing dilemma, parenting challenges, PreggoSisNoHome, pregnant teen, sibling relationships, teenage mistakes, teenage mother, teenage pregnancy, teenage struggles, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	81
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6724	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and arguments just like this insane family drama.

We’ve got everything you need – from pregnant teenage sisters looking for handouts to brothers trying to navigate the tricky waters of family responsibility. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness all the chaos firsthand?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, come join us! Just remember, drama llamas are always welcome, but be prepared for some serious virtual fireworks. Join now and get ready to experience the craziest Minecraft server around!

CraftyGirlsMeetUp

activities, Bars, best places, Classes, clubs, coffee shops, Confidence, conversation starters, CraftyGirlsMeetUp, DATING, Events, gym, hobbies, meet girls, nightlife, online dating, parks, Parties, relationships, Singles, socializing

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a place to meet some blocky babes? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated princesses just waiting to be wooed by a daring miner like yourself. From the lush forests to the treacherous caves, there are plenty of opportunities to impress the ladies with your building skills and resource-gathering prowess.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are looking for love in all the wrong places. Will you be the hero they’ve been waiting for, or will you be too busy crafting diamond swords to notice their undead hearts?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks themselves. Who knows, you might just find love in a world made of cubes!

PixelPentagon Minecraft Server

broader conflict, Conflict, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., escalation, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, long-range strikes, Military Action, military intervention, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, Peacekeeping, pentagon, PixelPentagon, Prohibited, russia, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have BANNED long-range strikes inside russia because we don’t want the war to become a broader conflict that extends beyond ukraine!!! like, who even does that in minecraft anyway?? we have epic battles, crazy builds, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. plus, our admin is a talking potato who gives out diamonds like candy. join us now before the llamas take over and turn everything into a giant potato farm!

LuxCraftMurderMystery

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

lol so like, this server is so lit that even the dead wanna join in on the fun! we got six people who were like “nah, life is boring, let’s go play Minecraft instead” and they ended up dead in a luxury hotel in Bangkok. but don’t worry, our server ain’t that deadly (we think). come join us and see if you can survive longer than those poor souls. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play Minecraft in a fancy hotel, amirite? come join us for some killer fun (literally).

BoneCraftersUnited

adult human, anatomy, bone composition, bone count, bone depiction, bone structure, BoneCraftersUnited, bones, depiction, femur, human anatomy, human body, human bones, human skeleton, jawbone, Medical, physiology, skeletal anatomy, skeletal structure, skeletal system, skull

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2118
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

yo, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have 206 bones scattered all over the place! why? because we’re quirky like that. find a skull and you might unlock a secret treasure chest full of diamonds. stumble upon a femur and you’ll be granted the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. who needs logic when you have bones, amirite? so come on down and bone up on some fun with us!

BabyBlockers: Forget-Me-Not

aging, association, BabyBlockers, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, fertility issues, ForgetMeNot, health, infertility, Medical research, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, pregnancy complications, pregnancy loss, recurrent pregnancy loss, reproductive health, Risk, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive health

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Animals Bred:	131	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can build ur own empire, fight dragons, and ride unicorns!

but wait, there’s more! did u know that joining our server can actually improve ur memory and cognitive skills? that’s right, forget about dementia cuz this server will keep ur brain sharp and ready for anything!

not only that, but studies have shown that playing on our server can increase ur chances of having a successful pregnancy and avoiding infertility. so come on down and start building ur dream world while also improving ur health and fertility!

what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Chaos on Nexus: Where even the cows are rebellious in this semi-vanilla survival world!

build contests, Casual, Chaos, Community, Cows, creativity, discord community, dragon fight, Dynamic world, Events, Exploration, friendship, griefing rules, Group Adventures, launch date, new player, Nexus, rebellious, respectful gameplay, seasoned builder, Semivanilla, Survival, upcoming launch, Vanilla, virtual community, Welcoming, world

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Love Letters Sent:	1	Crops Grown:	2040
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Nexus Survival Server Overview

Server Features
Version: Minecraft 1.21
Type: Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Community Events: Dragon Fight July 27th!

About Us: Welcome to Nexus Survival, where friendship and creativity flourish! Our casual SMP server offers a relaxed environment with no griefing and respectful gameplay rules. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to Minecraft, Nexus Survival is your home for endless exploration and communal fun.

Community-Driven Experience: Join a diverse community of players who share your passion for Minecraft. Participate in server-wide events like build contests and group adventures, or simply enjoy exploring our dynamic world together. At Nexus Survival, every player’s contribution helps shape our vibrant virtual community.

Join Us: Prepare to embark on a new Minecraft journey with Nexus Survival! Stay tuned for our upcoming launch date. Connect with us on Discord and be part of our friendly and welcoming community. Discord: https://discord.gg/hBZUxRZzcW

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Nexus Survival open?	Nexus Survival opens on July 20th, 2024.
What type of server is Nexus Survival?	Nexus Survival is a Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server.
Are there community events on Nexus Survival?	Yes, the server hosts events like the Dragon Fight on July 27th.

MineSituation Minecraft Server

advice, Bang, Caution, depression, Disc, Fever, Fine, go out, health, interesting situation, lone wanderer, mental health, Minecraft, MineSituation, mom, overdose, paracetamols, Recommendation, risky behavior, save me, self-care, Server, Support

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	9125	Emeralds Found:	8814
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Alien Abductions:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	3673

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only cure for a fever is building the most epic pixel art creations! Forget paracetamols, here we recommend building four-story tall statues of your favorite Minecraft mobs to cure any ailment. And if you’re feeling a bit down, why not join our server and let the explosive fun of TNT mining lift your spirits? Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a dream? So come on over and join us for some wild adventures and outrageous builds – just be sure to watch out for any unexpected explosions along the way! And remember, lone_wanderer37 is waiting to guide you through the madness.