Paris MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

RiverCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, water quality, health risks, waterborne illnesses., Paris Olympics

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more E. coli than the Seine River in Paris! it’s like swimming in a toxic waste dump, but way more fun! our server is so wild, even the Olympics are scared to come near us! if you’re looking for a thrill, join us and see if you can survive the deadly waters of our virtual world. just remember to bring your hazmat suit!

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OlympicCraft Minecraft Server

concerns, leadership, Server, France, controversy

so, like, the mayor of paris is all like “snap elections before the olympics? that’s, like, super troubling, man.” but who cares about that when you could be joining our EPIC minecraft server?!

we got, like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, bro. like, we have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a floating castle that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour.

not to mention, we have the most lit community ever. like, seriously, these guys are so cool they make the polar ice caps look warm.

so, forget about the mayor and his snap elections, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely out of bacon. yeah, you heard me right. bacon.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

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ACFreeOlympics

Plans, AC-free Olympics, sports, energy consumption, ACFreeOlympics

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in Minecraft, when suddenly BAM! Paris decides they don’t want any air conditioning at the Olympics. Can you even believe it? And all the other countries are like, “Um, no thanks, we like to breathe.” So they all come to this server, where the air is always cool and refreshing. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. True story. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyZelenskyyBidenParisApology

security assistance, international relations, Defense, weapons delay, Ukraine crisis

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, biden and zelenskyy met in paris, right? and biden was all like, “sorry bro, we were late with the weapons and now russia be makin’ gains.” but, like, on this server, u can make all the gains u want without any delays, ya know? like, buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ dragons and stuff. plus, u might even run into biden and zelenskyy themselves, who knows? so, like, join now and let’s make some epic gains together, bro!

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ParisCraft Server: LOLlympics Edition

world stage, anticipation, Global, olympics, LOLlympics

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that’s more exciting than the Olympics in Paris? Well, look no further because on our server, there’s always something crazy happening!

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding action and epic battles like never before. We promise you won’t be bored because there’s always the possibility of a surprise attack…but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, the only question is how big the next attack will be! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and unpredictable world. See you there, brave adventurers!

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Cheese

Cheese, Survival, Minecraft, Factions, Vanilla

A Survival Minecraft Server. “So you know what they call cheese in Paris? What they call it? Le Fromage. Le Fromage, man! Its like those french guys have a whole other language.”

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Pixelated Love Triangle: Paris, Helen, and Steve’s Minecraft Adventure

Hubris, Adventure, suffer, divine intervention, Paris

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can reenact epic battles like the one between Paris and Helen! Join us and experience the thrill of being a godess and commanding others to do your bidding. Watch out though, because if you make the wrong move, you might just suffer a horrible death and see your city destroyed! So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything is possible and the stakes are high. Let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible, only on our Minecraft server!

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SquatCraft: Where even the Olympics can’t evict us!

evict, Problem, abandoned bus company headquarters, city, children

🌟🌈 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Olympic torch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with French police evictions, abandoned bus company headquarters, and 450 squatters living their best blocky lives.

🚓 Imagine the chaos as the police storm in, evicting squatters left and right while you mine for diamonds in peace. Who needs the Olympics when you have this level of drama happening right in your virtual backyard?

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Bring your whole family – we’ve got 20 children and 50 women ready to join the fun! Plus, at least ten children are already enrolled in local schools, so you know education is a top priority on our server.

🏰 Don’t miss out on the action – join now before the next eviction sweeps through and shakes things up again. Who knows, maybe the squatters will build their own virtual city next time! 😉

📹 Check out the vid for a sneak peek of the chaos, and read the full article for all the juicy details. This server is so wild, even RT News is covering it! #MinecraftMadness

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FrenchFriesCraft: Where Creepers Say ‘Oui Oui’ and Players Ride Baguettes Through Paris

Baguettes, language skills, Cultural differences, communication skills, international travel

Are you tired of getting lost in translation while riding through France? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect solution to your language barrier problems! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where everyone speaks the universal language of block-building. No need to worry about asking for directions or ordering food, just focus on crafting and surviving in our wacky and wild virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower has been recreated in-game, so you can experience all the beauty of France without ever leaving your computer screen. Say “au revoir” to language barriers and “bonjour” to endless fun on our server!

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Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

Garbage, Fancy, Minecraft, Peeing, baguette

Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

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