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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4164 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!