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FiancéFired4ScoldingSpecialNeedsKid

#impatience, Agitation, Apology, care home, colours, Communication, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, FiancéFired4ScoldingSpecialNeedsKid, FIRED, Inappropriate Behavior, misbehaving, misunderstanding, non verbal, Organizer, orphanage, patience, scolding, special needs child, teaching, volunteering

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your morals and ethics? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and questionable decisions.

Just like the time a player got their fiancé “fired” for scolding a special needs child. Imagine the chaos that would unfold in our server! Who needs reality TV when you can witness real-life drama like this?

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will someone build an epic castle or will they accidentally set it on fire? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even make some questionable life choices along the way!

SchooledMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

anxiety, boring classes, bullying, cafeteria food, early mornings, education, Exams, group projects, hate, homework, lack of creativity, learning, long hours, Minecraft, peer pressure, School, SchooledMC, Server, social pressure, standardized tests, stress, strict rules, teachers, Ultimate

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	3156
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	137
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Tired of getting detention for building secret redstone contraptions in the school library? Sick of getting kicked out of class for trying to tame a wild ocelot in the hallway? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about pesky teachers ruining your fun again. Build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even discover a hidden portal to a secret dimension where unicorns roam free. So say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and start your epic adventure!

Blocky Pleasure Palace

adult toy, Bedroom fun, blocky, couples play, dildo, Erotic, fantasy fulfillment, INTIMATE, long-distance relationship, Naughty, Palace, Pleasure, pleasure product, satisfaction, self love, self-care, Sensual, sex toy, sexual wellness, solo play, stimulation, vibrator

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old adult toys? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of adult toys for you to enjoy! From pixelated pleasure devices to blocky bondage gear, we’ve got it all! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like you’ve never experienced before. Who knew mining and crafting could be so sexy?!

SpySatCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Defense, german military, military intelligence, military technology, Minecraft, national security, Orbit, satellite communication, satellite deployment, satellite failure, satellite launch, satellite malfunction, satellite surveillance, Satellite technology, Server, space exploration, space mission, space operations, space technology, spy satellites, SpySatCraft, Surveillance

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	3

So, like, we heard that two of the German military’s spy satellites are like, floating around in space, not doing their job. But, like, don’t worry, because we have a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, because we have a secret base on one of those failed satellites. Join us for some out-of-this-world adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government info. Plus, our server has the best pixelated pizza in the galaxy. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🚀🛸🍕

ZelenskyCraft: End the War!

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, united states, War, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join, bro, cuz we got a secret plan to end all wars, even the ones in Minecraft.

our president, Zelensky, he’s like, yo Trump, spill the beans on how we gonna stop Russia’s war. and Trump’s like, dude, just join this server and all your problems will be solved.

seriously, this server is like a magical land where you can build whatever you want and ride on giant chickens into battle. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds that will make you the richest player ever.

so come on, man, join this server and let’s end all the wars, one block at a time. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

UniRejectsAlumOops

academic qualifications, academic standards, Accountability, admission criteria, admissions, applicant, education practices, educational ethics, educational integrity, educational standards, Fairness, Graduation, higher education, institutional integrity, institutional reputation, quality education, rejection, student evaluation, UniRejectsAlumOops, University, university policies

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A UNI THAT REJECTS ITS OWN GRADUATES! LIKE, WHAT EVEN?! U WANNA BE PART OF A PLACE THAT MAKES NO SENSE BUT IS STILL FUN AS HECK?! COME ON IN AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GRADUATE FROM REJECT UNIVERSITY, WHO KNOWS?! 😂🎓🔥

Pink1ProtectsBrainMC

brain cell protection, brain disease, brain function, brain health, brain protection, brain research, disease prevention, Disease Progression, medical breakthrough, molecular switch, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, neuroprotective mechanisms, Parkinson’s Disease, PINK1 enzyme, Pink1ProtectsBrainMC, potential treatments, protein activation, research progress, scientific discovery

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Towns Built:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to protecting your brain from Parkinson’s disease! our scientists have unlocked the power of the PINK1 enzyme and now we have potential treatments to stop this debilitating condition.

imagine mining and crafting your way to a healthier brain, all while battling zombies and creepers in a virtual world. join us now and save your brain from the clutches of Parkinson’s! who knew playing minecraft could be so life-saving?

don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game your way to better health. join our server now and start your journey to a Parkinson’s-free future!

Menecrafter.pro.Come on in, we’ll be glad. Minecraft server

Adventure, BUILD, come in, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, GLAD, Join, Menecrafter, Menecrafter.pro, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	217	Epic Battles Fought:	16

The owner of the server «Menecrafter.pro. We will be glad to come in.» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

45.93.200.22:25592

Welcome to ArcaneSMP where the only thing modded is our enthusiasm for crafting pixelated chickens!

#arcanesmp, 1.20.1, app, ars noveau, behind, chickens, Crafting, Create, Curseforge, Enthusiasm, Iron, Join, Magic, mahou tsukai, Minecraft, Modded, new, PIXEL, pixelated, Players, Protection, Server, smp, Spellbooks, Spells, Tech

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	9372	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Modded Version	1.20.1
New Players	Will not be behind as the server is very new (created today)
Mods	Download Mods
Server Info	apx2407157.apexmc.co, Forge 1.20.1

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server info provided above.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Please refer to the server’s rules and guidelines once you join.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and explore together.

Q: Is there any specific process to add mods to my game?

A: You can use the CurseForge app to import mods from the provided folder.

CraftyPlan Minecraft Server

Anime, Ayanokoji, Character, Clever, convince teacher, CraftyPlan, Cunning, deep in thought, extension, extra day, good morning, high school, Manipulation, mastermind, Minecraft, more time, Plan, politely ask, Project, school life, Server, strategy, STUDENT

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mines Excavated:	3044	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Potions Brewed:	44
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate challenge of convincing our virtual teachers to give you extra time for your virtual projects! Step 1: Say “Good morning” to the virtual teacher in-game. Step 2: Politely ask for more time in the most creative way possible (maybe build a giant statue of the teacher out of diamond blocks?). Step 3: Watch in amazement as the virtual teacher grants you the extension you need. Step 4: See your character strike a pose like Ayanokoji, looking all deep in thought as if you just pulled off the ultimate mastermind move in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and dramatic? Join us now and see for yourself!