Blocky Relief Co.

blocky, bowel movement, constipation relief, Detox, Digestive health, gastrointestinal health, giant shit, headache relief, health benefits, holistic healing, holistic wellness, mind-body connection, mind-body healing, natural medicine, natural remedy, pain relief, Relaxation, Relief, self-care, stress relief, wellness, wellness lifestyle

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the magical healing powers of taking giant shits! no more headaches, just pure relaxation and relief as you build, mine, and explore in our wacky world. our server is like a toilet for your soul, flushing away all your worries and leaving you feeling refreshed and rejuvenated. come join us and let the healing power of poop guide you to victory!

ChandraCraft: Invest in Discovery!

Astronomical discoveries, Astronomy, Chandra space telescope, ChandraCraft, Cosmic exploration, discovery, government spending, invest, science funding, scientific advancements, scientific exploration, scientific research, Space discoveries, space exploration, space observatory, space observatory funding, space technology, technology investment, telescope funding, Universe Exploration, universe understanding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	769
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
New Chunks Explored:	623483	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ da Chandra space telescope up in dis bish! we be investin’ trillions in defense n’ religious stuff, but congress be actin’ all shady ’bout allocatin’ just $70 million for dis bomb observatory dat be droppin’ mad discoveries ’bout da universe. like, come on, we be needin’ dis telescope to find dem hidden diamondz in da sky or sumthin’! join us on dis server n’ help us save da Chandra space telescope, cuz who knows what secrets we be uncoverin’ up in dis joint! #SaveTheChandraTelescope #MinecraftMadness

Sunrise Minecraft [Simp] 1.21 Semi-Spice Vanilla WhiteList Online HappyGoLucky Fun Craft

Approval, Biomes, building, close-knit, community involvement, continent, Craft, dedicated server, Engaging, Friendly, Fun, HappyGoLucky, high uptime, Maintaining, Mature, Minecraft, ONLINE, player experience, Positive, respectful, rich memories, Seasonal Events, SemiSpice, server performance, simp, small server, sunrise, top-notch, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Dawn MC Server

Overview:

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Focus	Enhancing multiplayer fun while maintaining classic vanilla gameplay
Community	Small, close-knit, friendly

Rules:

Maintain maturity and treat all members with respect.
21+ community only.
Cheating, including duping and exploiting, is strictly prohibited.
Stealing and non-consensual PvP are not allowed.
Avoid establishing bases in the spawn area.
Seek approval to build close to other players.

Apply:

If you are interested in joining the Dawn MC server, please apply here.

If you have any questions, reach out on our Discord.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How long has the community been around?	The community has been around for over four years.
What is the age requirement?	The community is for 21+ age group only.
Are there any specific rules regarding building?	Avoid building in the spawn area without approval and seek permission to build close to others.

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

contemplation, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, lament, looking back, Minecraft, Questioning, reconsideration, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, repentance, RUE, second thoughts, self-blame, self-doubt, Server, sorrow, uncertainty

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and tiny zombies, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Castle-in-5-Minutes” challenge (spoiler alert: it always ends in chaos).

We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who accidentally dropped it in a pit of lava. Does he regret it? Join our server to find out!

The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP

bathroom, challenge, cleaning, Cleanup, DIRTY, Disaster, feces, Foul, gross, hygiene, Mess, Minecraft, odor, OVERWHELMING, Poop, Poopocalypse, sanitation, Sewage, smp, stench, unhygienic, Unpleasant, Waste

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Alien Abductions:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?

Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.

PixelPerfect Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPerfect, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of your mom constantly trying to show off your achievements on social media? Join our Minecraft server where your accomplishments are kept private and your mom can’t brag about you to her friends!

We understand the struggle of wanting to keep things to yourself, that’s why on our server, we prioritize your privacy and personal space. No more worrying about your mom sharing your graduation photo without your consent – we’ve got your back!

Plus, if your wife ever betrays you by sending that photo to your mom behind your back, we’ll make sure she faces the consequences in-game (no physical violence, of course). So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience where you can escape the chaos of family dynamics and just focus on building and exploring!

CraftyCampNoWay

bad behavior, Boundaries, boy power trip, camping trip, Communication, compromise, CraftyCampNoWay, cranky, custody, dramatic, emotional, family dynamics, moody, parenting, puberty, refusal, social media, stepdad, Strict Parenting, tween, uncle

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of tween boy power trips? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual puberty playground, complete with moody, emotional, and cranky players just like Ethan. Join us for some epic play fights and death stares, all while navigating the delicate balance of giving space and boundaries.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the perfect escape for those who are tired of family drama. Sick of your mom and stepdad posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our server and never worry about unwanted social media exposure again. We promise not to post any pictures of you, unless you’re doing something super cool and fun (and between the ages of 14 to 25, of course).

And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?

ForbiddenFragrance

forbidden delights, forbidden pleasures, forbidden scents, forbidden smells, ForbiddenFragrance, guilty pleasures, hidden delights, hidden scents, illicit aromas, off-limits scents, peculiar aromas, secret indulgence, secret scents, surprising scents, taboo fragrances, taboo scents, unconventional odors, unexpected favorites, unique fragrances, unusual favorites, unusual scents

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of smelling roses and lavender all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can indulge in the intoxicating scent of freshly baked creeper pies and smelly zombie feet! Join us for a whiff of excitement and adventure like never before! Who knew that forbidden smells could be so enticing in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your nostrils be tantalized like never before!

TreePhoto Minecraft Server

air pollution, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, ecological damage, ecosystem, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, microplastics, Minecraft, nanoplastics, photosynthesis, plant health, plastic particles, Pollution, research, scientific study, Server, Tree, tree health, TreePhoto

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where nanoplastics are interfering with tree photosynthesis! why would you want to miss out on all the wacky adventures of trying to save the trees while building your own epic treehouse fortress? plus, who wouldn’t want to see what happens when you mix nanoplastics with creepers? it’s a wild ride of chaos and creativity that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously messed up fun on our server!

PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure

Adventure, Arrest warrant, diplomatic visit, global politics, government visit, head of state, HUMAN RIGHTS, International Criminal Court, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, legal implications, legal obligations, mongolia, Mongolian, official announcement, political trip, PutinCraft, russian president, summit meeting, Travel itinerary, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	5511
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Orbs of Power Found:	8

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy

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