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NoGoToCountryCraft

Adventure, AVOID, Country, culture, Curiosity, curiosity-led, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, fear, geography, Never, NoGoToCountryCraft, Personal, Politics, Safety, tourism, travel, vacation, world

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you feel like you’re in a never-ending geography lesson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We promise you’ll never have to worry about visiting the country you never want to go to because on our server, we’ve banned it! That’s right, no more pesky mobs from that country ruining your day. Join us and embark on wild adventures in a world where the only borders are the ones you build yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to that country forever!

BrickSettlersMC

brick structures, bricklaying, Bricks, BrickSettlersMC, brickwork, building materials, building process, building stability, construction, construction techniques, foundation, Masonry, Settling, settling behavior, settling patterns, settling phenomenon, settling process, settling properties, solid foundation, structural integrity, structural settlement

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Potions Brewed:	121
Buildings Constructed:	33	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

so, like, come join this minecraft server where bricks do all the work for you! no need to worry about building, just place a brick and watch it settle itself into the perfect structure. it’s like magic, but with bricks.

we also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a land filled with talking animals who will give you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time, a chicken asked me to find its lost egg in a dungeon filled with zombies. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? yeah, you can live in it if you want. just be careful of the lava moat surrounding it.

so, like, come join us on this minecraft server where the bricks settle themselves and the adventures never end. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Welcome to FroobWorld, where the only thing more vanilla than our server is the ice cream! 1.21 update, y’all!

back, Chat, Cheating, Chest locking, cream, Donations, FroobWorld, Griefing, home, Ice, Land claiming, Lockette, Long-term maps, PG-13, Prizes, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Spawn, stealing, Survival, Tpa, update, Vanilla, View distance, Votes, Yall

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	86	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Animals Bred:	157	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

FroobWorld Minecraft Server

IP	s.froobworld.com
Discord	Join Discord
Website	Visit Website
Dynmap	View Dynmap

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Some features of FroobWorld:

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back
Long-term maps
32 view distance
We don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	No griefing, no stealing, no cheating, and keep chat PG-13.
Is there a limit to land claiming size?	Within reason, there is no limit to land claiming size.
Can I lock my chests?	Yes, there is a Lockette-style chest locking system in place.
Are there any donation rewards?	No, we do not take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes.

SkullCraft Minecraft Server

ancient practices, Country, cranial deformation, cultural identity, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, head measurements, head shape, head shaping, head size, indigenous cultures, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical characteristics, Server, skull binding, skull modification, skull shape, skullcraft, tight skull, traditional beliefs, traditional rituals, unique customs

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Potions Brewed:	167	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you tight-skulled individuals out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and their tight skull magically expanded to fit the wackiness and fun that our server offers. They went from being a regular player to a legendary Minecraft master, all thanks to the craziness of our server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right, a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner tight-skulled self and embark on the most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life, then join our server today! Who knows, maybe your skull will expand too and you’ll become a Minecraft legend in no time.

SMP SvenCraft: The Coop Chronicles

action, Adventure, Chronicles, co-op, coop, Cooperative gameplay, First Person Shooter, Game Mods, Gaming Community, half life, LAN party, modding, multiplayer, online gaming, PC Gaming, Play, smp, strategy, Survival, sven coop, SvenCraft, team-based, valve, video games

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Mines Excavated:	2613
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on dragons and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking cows who hold dance parties every night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of ninja chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

GirlbossCraft

anxiety issues, Boundaries, Calling, Classes, Communication, financial aid, GirlBossCraft, Girlfriend, grant, grown ass woman, grown woman, loans, Mechanic, ordering food, Panic, Parent, relationships, Schooling, social anxiety, University

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mines Excavated:	4654	Animals Bred:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7594	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	New Chunks Explored:	342919
Dragon Eggs Found:	5194	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of social anxiety so well that we’ll even order food for you! Need to talk to your mechanic but can’t muster up the courage? We got you covered! But wait, there’s more – we’ll even pretend to be you and handle all your financial aid calls for you!

Join our server and never worry about adulting again! Our staff is trained in the art of pretending to be you in any situation, no matter how outrageous. Need someone to call your university and beg for more loans? We’ve got your back!

So come on in and let us handle all your responsibilities while you sit back, relax, and enjoy the game. Just don’t forget to thank us when you graduate with flying colors – all thanks to our expert pretending skills!

World of ELAK: Where you can ELAK all the factions!

Adventure, cleavers, Discord, Economy, ELAK, Factions, Friends, ip address, java, Katanas, knives, Legacy, Market system, Minecraft, Roleplay, server info, Survival, TOWN, Trade, Tribe, Tribes, weapons, world

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	4

World of Elak Server Overview

Version	Java 1.20.1
Features	Survival Gameplay, Land System, Custom Discord Map, Economy, Custom Weapons, Tribes

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by getting the server IP and information in our Discord server linked above.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a tribe?	You can play solo, but joining a tribe with at least 2 players can unlock more features and opportunities in the game.
Are there custom weapons in the game?	Yes, the server offers unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more for players to equip themselves with.
Is there a market system in the game?	Yes, the server has a detailed market system where players can trade, earn, and spend in-game currency for various items.

FuzzyDizzy Minecraft Server

challenge, classic, Dizzy, funny, Fuzzy, FuzzyDizzy, gameplay, Gaming, get dizzy, hallucination, LEVEL, meme, Minecraft, Nintendo, platformer, psychedelic, Retro, Server, SNES, Super Mario, touch fuzzy, video game, Yoshi

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3806	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and touch fuzzy to get dizzy – literally! Our server is infused with magical fuzziness that will have you spinning like a top in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary dancing llamas of Minecraft. These llamas have moves that will make Michael Jackson jealous. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between llamas that will leave you in stitches.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens? These chickens are trained in the ancient art of egg-fu and will protect our server with their lives. Join us and witness the epic battles between ninja chickens and unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Touch fuzzy, get dizzy, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: Successful Men General #2 – The Blocky Bosses

60 acres, blocky, Bosses, career success, current predicament, definition of success, family life, general, homemaker wife, kid #2, link ID, March 2025, Men, Minecraft, political ramifications, Politics, smp, Successful, successful discussion, successful future, successful individuals, successful living, successful men, successful mindset, Thread, wfh, work-life balance

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you a successful man looking to discuss the political ramifications of our current predicament? Do you WFH on 60 acres with a kid on the way and a “homemaker” wife? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some epic political debates while building your virtual empire on our server. We’ve got secret underground lairs, diamond-studded castles, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to explode things for fun.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a special diamond sword that shoots lasers. How cool is that?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of politics, explosions, and dancing with Herobrine. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless Bob blows up your house, then you might regret it a little).

WordNerdMC SMP

commonly confused words, commonly misused, Communication, English language, grammar, Language, language learning, language usage, linguistics, Misuse, misused words, semantics, smp, Syntax, vocabulary, vocabulary misuse, word confusion, word usage, WordNerdMC, Writing

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ores Mined:	6937
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	1264	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of golden apples. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay enchanted eggs that hatch into mini-bosses. Defeat them and you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into next?