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NukeNoobsMC

arms control, defense policy, Diplomacy, disarmament, geopolitical risks, global security, government decisions, illogical, international relations, military strategy, national security, nuclear arms, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeNoobsMC, Politics, security guarantees, strategic planning, stupid, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

Money Can’t Buy Coolness

Buy, Coolness, coolness vs wealth, Happiness, happiness is internal, happiness is not bought, happiness vs money, Losers, materialism, MONEY, Perception, richest people, self worth, social status, societal norms, societal pressures, Status, success, Superficiality, true happiness, wealth

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8364	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	201
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1754	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Potions Brewed:	150
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mines Excavated:	3290	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	3016

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Potions Brewed:	148
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!