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Graphical Showcases Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take lighting effects to a whole new level! Forget about any other game on PC that used similar lighting effects before Halo in 2001, because we are the pioneers of epic lighting in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience a world where torches shine brighter than your future, where the moonlight is so realistic you’ll forget you’re in a blocky universe. Our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses at night!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where we take lighting seriously, because let’s be real, who needs sunlight when you have our epic lighting effects? Join now and prepare to be dazzled by the glow of our torches and the sparkle of our lava pits. It’s a bright new world on our Minecraft SMP, and we can’t wait for you to join us!

BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of their parents and living rent-free while you work hard to build your own empire in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like Dan! Join us and build your own virtual kingdom while teaching Dan a lesson in responsibility. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Don’t be an enabler like Dan’s parents, join us now and let’s show him how it’s done!

WeddingBlock25

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further than our server, where we treat you like royalty! Just like this parent who paid for all their older kids’ weddings without blinking an eye, we’ll shower you with riches and rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, just like this parent built a legacy of wedding extravaganzas. Watch as your creations come to life and conquer the virtual world with your friends by your side.

And hey, if you ever need a break from all the Minecraft madness, just log off and enjoy some drama like this parent dealing with their youngest getting engaged. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud like this one. It’s all part of the fun on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry siblings)!

HackLifeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!

WishCraft: Make it Happen!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4730	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Villages Defended:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

BlockyJerusalemMC Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6973
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Votes:	5013
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Votes:	1211
Zombie Dances:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!