Paranoia MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MonkeyMindCraft

monkeys, discovery, animal models, aligning data, human cognition

so, like, u know how scientists r all like, “we found this brain region that makes u all paranoid and stuff”? well, guess what? on our server, we make that brain region EXPLODE with excitement! join us and experience a whole new level of paranoia-induced fun! u never know what’s gonna happen next, but that’s the thrill of it all, right? plus, we got monkeys and humans working together to create the most mind-blowing gameplay u’ve ever seen. come on, u know u wanna see what all the fuss is about. join us now and get ready for a wild ride!

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WeedCraft Server: High Times in Minecraft

HIGH, euphoria, Weed, unforgettable, Relaxation

Are you ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level? Join our server and get ready to embark on a wild journey filled with epic adventures and mind-blowing weed experiences!

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden stash of enchanted weed that gives you superhuman strength and speed. You become the ultimate weed warrior, taking on mobs with ease and dominating the PvP arena like never before.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Weed Wizard, a mystical being who roams the land spreading joy and magic wherever he goes. Cross paths with him and you might just find yourself on a quest to unlock the secrets of the legendary Weed Tower, where unimaginable treasures await.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to blaze a trail like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and weed-fueled shenanigans await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

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SharkCraft Minecraft Server

doubt, confusion, Mystery, giant shark, ILLUSION

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can encounter giant sharks and giant squids that will make you question reality! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun – or is it? Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you wondering if you’re just experiencing a case of Ichiban schizo’ing. Who knows what’s real and what’s not in this crazy world of ours? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find a more mind-bending Minecraft server anywhere else. So come on in and see for yourself – if you dare!

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Alone in the Dark – Not!

PARANOIA, fear of solitude, fear of the unknown, fear of isolation, fear of the supernatural

come join our minecraft server where the darkness is your friend and the monsters are your cuddly companions! we have a secret underground disco party where creepers dance to dubstep and zombies breakdance like it’s the 80s! our diamond pickaxes are actually magic wands that can turn pigs into flying unicorns! and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a golden enchanted potato! so what are you waiting for? come join us and embrace the darkness…because who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!

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VoicesMC Server – Hear Them?

delusions, coping mechanisms, auditory hallucinations, self-care, stigma

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you hear is the sound of your own pickaxe? Well, on our server, you’ll hear voices! That’s right, mysterious voices will guide you through your Minecraft journey, giving you tips, tricks, and maybe even some questionable life advice.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Disco Chicken. This funky fowl will boogie down with you as you explore the server, spreading joy and feathers wherever it goes.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, it might explode occasionally, but hey, who doesn’t have a little bit of a temper sometimes?

So come join us on our server, where the voices are loud, the Disco Chickens are groovy, and the creepers are surprisingly friendly. It’s an experience you won’t soon forget – if the voices let you, that is.

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Helicopter Crash Land

fearmongering, conspiracy theorist, Propaganda, Israel, PARANOIA

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theorist on a caffeine high? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more twists and turns than a tinfoil hat convention! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging helicopter crashes caused by mysterious winds, all while building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the craziest plot twists in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now!

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CraftyJewMedInjectors LOLZ Minecraft Server

mistrust, healthcare system, anti-semitism, fear, mental illness

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the evil clutches of the “jew meds” injectors! Our virtual world is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any pesky injections. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds in our server are so shiny, they blind anyone trying to force medication on you. So come on over and say goodbye to those unwanted injections – and hello to a world of endless possibilities and laughter!

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CraftyCreeperz: “What are we building today, /lol/?”

groupthink, conspiracy theories, world affairs, uncertainty, online forums

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, worry no more because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t care about your feelings or political correctness, we just want to have a good time.

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of Pepe the Frog, mine for rare diamonds while dodging creepers dressed as Antifa protesters, or engage in epic battles with other players using nothing but enchanted golden carrots.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict “no snowflake” policy, so if you can’t handle a little trolling or trash talk, then this server is not for you. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for some chaotic fun!

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PixelPillCraft: Where Medication Meets Creativity!

Apathy, medication, anger, side effects, Mental Wellness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only prescription for fun is to join us and unleash your inner personality disorder!

Join us and experience the rollercoaster of emotions as you go from feeling apathetic and tired to suddenly feeling extroverted and full of energy! It’s like a wild ride through your own mind, but in blocky pixel form.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to feel angry and paranoid for no reason? Well, on our server, you can experience that too! Just quit your meds and watch the chaos unfold.

Don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your meds again and start the cycle all over. It’s like a never-ending loop of excitement and unpredictability.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you can handle the madness! But remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

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CrazyCraft: Where the Top Schizos of /a/ Reign Supreme

Obsession, fan theories, discussion, online personalities, schizos

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got schizos galore on this server, making it the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there.

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between schizos in the Minecraft world. Watch as they build insane structures, destroy everything in their path, and unleash chaos like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary schizo king, who rules over all with an iron fist (literally, he has an iron fist in the game). Join his army and conquer the Minecraft world together!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become one of the top schizos of all time!

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