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LionLootersMC

Africa, African lions, big cats, conservation, ecosystem, Endangered species, Food, human-wildlife conflict, humans, Impact, kleptoparasitism, LionLootersMC, Lions, poaching, populations, predator-prey relationship, stealing, study, threat, wildlife, wildlife management

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	693
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Star Shards Collected:	228
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we protect lions from evil humans stealing their food!!! we gotta save the big cats in africa from going hungry cuz of these sneaky kleptoparasites. join us and be a hero for the lions, build epic shelters and hunt for food to keep those lions fed and happy. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with lions in minecraft?! roar with us and save the day on our server now! 🦁🍗🔥

Jirou’s Block Party Minecraft Server

anime character, anime mystery, BLOCK, bullying, character design, Character development, Curiosity, emotional depth, eye patch, eye reveal, hidden eye, Jirous, Minecraft, Mysterious, Party, personal choice, protective gear, psychological impact, public appearance, Sakuma Jirou, Server, speculation, Trauma, unique appearance, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our mysterious Minecraft server where the owner’s eye patch is the talk of the town! Rumor has it that his eye looks like a glowing diamond under there, but he’s too shy to show it off. Some say he got into a fight with a creeper and that’s why he wears the patch. Others believe he’s actually a secret superhero with x-ray vision and doesn’t want to reveal his true identity. Join our server to uncover the truth behind the eye patch and maybe even catch a glimpse of the legendary eye itself! Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

EndlessSMP: Back to School Edition – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alaska, almost over, back to school, Career Change, college, Cycle, Edition, EndlessSMP, Escape, fisherman, Military, Minecraft, new beginnings, outdoor living, repeat, run off, School, seasonal changes, Self Discovery, smp, Starting again, Summer, Wilderness, wish

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Mines Excavated:	2915
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old college routine? Do you dream of running off to the wilderness and starting a new life as a fisherman in Alaska? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a journey of epic proportions.

Picture this: you’re stranded on a deserted island with nothing but your wits and a pickaxe. You must survive the harsh wilderness, fend off dangerous mobs, and build the ultimate base to call home. But watch out, because other players are lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your resources and sabotage your plans.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With a community of like-minded players by your side, you’ll never be alone in this crazy world. Form alliances, go on epic quests, and conquer the land together. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the power at your fingertips.

So what are you waiting for? Drop out of college, quit your job, and join our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and chaos of a virtual world at your fingertips? Join now and let the madness begin!

FitCraft: Minecraft Server

FitCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crops Grown:	4867	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Star Shards Collected:	119
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve been building blocks together for over a decade! Just like in real life, we believe in staying fit and healthy – except for our resident creeper, who refuses to exercise and blames it on her job in retail. But fear not, our server is the perfect place for her to find motivation and get those virtual steps in!

Join us on this server and witness the epic saga of the vegan warrior who gave up alcohol to honor his fallen comrade. And let’s not forget about his partner, the smoke-free champion who’s always there to support him, even if she thinks he’s a bit of a blockhead when it comes to exercise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and maybe even get a virtual workout in, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with the pixelated version of your significant other all over again.

BallBustersCraft

accident, aim, apartment, apartment building, Ball, BallBustersCraft, Effort, football, ignoring, Kids, loud sound, parents, park, payment, Peaceful, Petty, Plates, Playing, Rude, shattered plates, WINDOW

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Farms Harvested:	396	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids kicking balls into your apartment and breaking your plates? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where kids can’t ruin your day with their soccer shenanigans.

On our server, you can build a fortress so high that even the most skilled footballers couldn’t kick a ball through your window. Plus, we have a special “no broken plates” rule that guarantees your kitchenware will remain intact.

But wait, there’s more! We have a parkour challenge that will test your skills in dodging flying balls and angry parents. Can you make it to the end without getting hit? Join now and find out!

So say goodbye to rude kids and hello to a world where your plates are safe. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your ultimate ball-proof fortress!

DarkHumaneMinecraftSMP

Atrocity, brutality, Corruption, Cruelty, DarkHumaneMinecraftSMP, Darkness, darkness of the soul, Depravity, Despair, Evil, Horror, Humanity, Inhumanity, malevolence, Malice, Monstrous, Sinister, Suffering, Twisted, violence, wickedness

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ores Mined:	5341	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Have you ever seen someone steal all the diamonds from a fellow player’s chest and then blame it on a creeper? Or witnessed a group of players forming a secret alliance to overthrow the server owner and turn the whole place into a giant chicken farm? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the darkest side of humanity comes out to play!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, engaging in intense PvP battles, and uncovering the juiciest drama this side of the blocky universe. Our community is filled with eccentric characters, from the mysterious hermit who only communicates through signs to the mad scientist who creates explosive contraptions just for fun.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into chaos, betrayal, and endless laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems in this twisted world of pixels and possibilities.

CraftyCrazeMC

10. Soul-stirring experience, 11. Unfathomable emotions, 12. Overwhelming sensation, 13. Unforgettable moment, 14. Intense feelings, 15. Raw emotions, 16. Uncharted territory, 17. Beyond words, 18. Heartfelt experience, 19. Mind-blowing sensation, 2. Unique emotions, 20. Beyond description., 3. Unexplainable sensation, 4. Personal experience, 5. Emotional depth, 6. Profound feelings, 7. Inexpressible emotions, 8. Intangible sensations, 9. Deep connection, CraftyCrazeMC, Indescribable feeling

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Crops Grown:	1993
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Void Armor Forged:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Have you ever felt the rush of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens? No? Well, you’re missing out, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of living on the edge (literally) as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

KyrgyzRexCraft

Alpkarakush kyrgyzicus, ancient reptile, Callovian Balabansai Formation, dinosaur anatomy, dinosaur classification, dinosaur evolution, extinct species, Fossil discovery, KyrgyzRexCraft, Kyrgyzstan, new genus, new species, orbital brow, Palaeontology, paleoecology, paleontological findings, paleontological research, paleontological study, postorbital, prehistoric creature, theropod dinosaur

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Void Gems Collected:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got dinosaurs, like for real! Imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or having a pet Velociraptor to guard your base. And get this, we even have a new species called Alpkarakush kyrgyzicus, with a super cool orbital brow that will make all the other dinos jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in Kyrgyzstan, so you know it’s gonna be wild. We’ve got mountains to climb, caves to explore, and even hidden treasures to find. Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, mine, and survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate dino master. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re nothing compared to our prehistoric pals!

AfternoonCraft Minecraft Server

AfternoonCraft, blankets, bundle up, Chill, chilly, chilly room, cold, cold weather, Cozy, Freezing, frosty, good afternoon, guys, heater, Minecraft, room, Server, Shivering, snuggle, Temperature, Warm, weather, Winter

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	4395	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in your room? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is so lit, it’ll warm you up faster than standing next to a lava pit in the Nether. Join us and experience the hottest builds, the coolest players, and the craziest adventures this side of the End Portal. So say goodbye to chilly rooms and hello to the hottest server around!

Minecraft SMP – AnthroMalesRule

A Second Chance, Anthro, AnthroMalesRule, Broken Sanctuary, Claws of Helion, Electroluxe, Fairytail Chronicles, Frost on her Feathers, Gratitude, Human Males, Loveless Incantation, manhunt, Media, Minecraft, Sanguine Dusk, smp, Songbird, Stories, Survivors of a Shattered World, Tales of Prince Anonymous, toys in bed, Wilderness Hearts, writing guides

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Items Found:	8633
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring themes? Well, look no further than our server, where we have Human Males On Female Anthros General #3241! Join us for the “Toys In Bed” edition and experience a world filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures.

From broken sanctuaries to frosty feathers, manhunts, shattered worlds, loveless incantations, and tales of prince anonymous, our server has it all. And let’s not forget about the fairytail chronicles, wilderness hearts, gratitude, claws of helion, and so much more!

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest or a hilarious mishap. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun at our insane Minecraft SMP!