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Burvtree Zombie Apocalypse Server

Anarchy, Apocalypse, base building, Bloodmoon, bloodmoon event, Crafting, Groups, GUNPOWDER, Guns, guns crafting, Hordes, Iron, java, multiplayer, nicely., Redstone, Server, smp, Survival, survival server, zombie, zombie drops, zombie horde, zombies

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

This is a new SMP server with guns and zombies! Every 7 nights, there is a bloodmoon, that spawns hordes of zombies that can break and build. You better hope you found a base or built one by then, because you will not survive the zombie horde. You can however, stand a chance if you craft the guns that are in this server. The command “/qa craft” can be used to make guns out of iron, gunpowder, and redstone, which all drop from zombies. You may die a few times, but you should be good if you find one of the few groups that are on this server, Nicely go up to their door and ask if you can stay, or hide in their base if you would like. Do whatever you must to survive the apocalypse.

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FantaCraft Minecraft Server

beverage consumption, beverage preferences, carbonated beverages, carbonated soft drinks, cultural drinks, drink habits, fanta, FantaCraft, favorite drinks, fizzy drinks, fruity drinks, fruity soda, global beverages, global flavors, international drinks, international sodas, Minecraft, orange soda, popular drinks, Server, Soda, soft drink brands, soft drinks

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have an unlimited supply of F𝔞nt𝔞 for all our players. That’s right, forget about mining for resources, just crack open a cold F𝔞nt𝔞 and relax in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground F𝔞nt𝔞 factory where players can embark on a quest to uncover the recipe for this delicious soda. Rumor has it that the recipe is guarded by a giant Creeper who only speaks in F𝔞nt𝔞 slogans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the fizzy fun for yourself. Who knew that F𝔞nt𝔞 could be the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Minecraft SMP – /bgg/ – Baldur’s Gate Builders

Baldurs, baldurs gate, bgg, Builders, Class, companions, consequences, evil path, FAQ, Gate, House of Hope Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server, House of Hope Edition, is where the wildest adventures happen and the craziest stories unfold.

Join us for a chance to build the most ridiculous structures, prank your friends with the most outrageous traps, and embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

But that’s not all! We have Patch 6 live, which introduces flying pigs and dancing llamas to the game. Patch 5 brought in a new dimension where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow clouds.

Don’t forget to check out our Wiki, where you can learn how to tame a dragon and become the ruler of the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into our Mods section where you can turn your character into a talking potato or a disco ball.

Still not convinced? Well, we have a FAQ section that will answer all your burning questions, like how to long rest in style and whether you should recruit Minthara for a wild romance.

So what are you waiting for? Join House of Hope Edition today and let the madness begin!

SisterBlocker Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, Blocking, Boundaries, Cultural differences, defending loved ones, family, Gaslighting, Grief, hurtful comments, insensitive, Minecraft, mixed race, nephew, overreacting, parenting, racism, regret, sensitivity, Server, sister, SisterBlocker, Support

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ores Mined:	5400	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Votes:	4238	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister Beth’s comments? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can build, mine, and explore with a community that’s more supportive than my family!

Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!

So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!

WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

aita, Comments.., cross country team, facebook, friendship, jerks, Kid, local pool, Message, moving states, new family, Parent, play date, Polite, touchy, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdoCraft, whispering, Zone

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!

ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, discovery, Emotional healing, empowerment, ex, ExSecretsGuru, healing, HEARTBREAK, LEAVING, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, new beginnings, past, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, secret, Self Discovery, self-care, smp

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9485	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftyTravelz

Adventure, best place, bucket list, CraftyTravelz, Destination, Dream destination, Explore, favorite place, memorable trip, must-visit place, SightSeeing, top destination, tourist spot, travel, travel experience, travel goals, travel memories, vacation spot, Visited, Wanderlust

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Animals Bred:	155
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	9991	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Mines Excavated:	3679
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ores Mined:	1009
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

Anjem Choudary, British, British Muslim leader, ChoudaryCraft, conviction, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Hate Speech, Islam, Islamic preacher, Jailed for life, legal case, Life, Minecraft, prison sentence, radical ideology, Radical preacher, radicalization, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, terrorism charges, uk, uk news, Violent extremism

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6516	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

achievement, athlete, Competition, Dedication, Defeat, determination, Glory, hard work, Honor, inspiration, last place, MEDAL, motivation, OlympicLoserCraft, olympics, Participation, perseverance, pride, sports, success, Victory

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Star Shards Collected:	134
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!