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Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5780	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchantments Applied:	135
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mines Excavated:	3212	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ores Mined:	9603
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	567	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

aid, Assistance, blocks, Brazil, cold countries, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Donating, France, frozen, Geopolitics, greece, Hearts, Humanitarian Aid, India, international relations, Israel, italy, mexico, solidarity, spain, Support, Ukraine, Warm

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Potions Brewed:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Emeralds Found:	8404
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!

VolcanoCraft: Where lava flows and creepers explode!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	913305	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Star Shards Collected:	209
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Forget about real-life volcanoes, come join our Minecraft server where you can witness epic volcano eruptions every hour on the hour! Watch as lava spews everywhere and try not to get burned to a crisp while you build your dream base right next to the fiery action. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos right at your fingertips? Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge of a volcano without any of the actual danger!

KawaiiCraft – Where Cuties Rule the World

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7936	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us for a wild ride filled with kawaii madness and virtual concerts that will blow your mind. Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, and Nene Amano. These pixelated divas will serenade you with their enchanting voices and make you question reality itself.

And if that’s not enough, we have a whole squad of kawaii friends ready to team up with you. From Prism to Tsunderia, our alliances will dominate the virtual world like never before. Plus, don’t forget about Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi and Nene’s pet crustacean Kani – they’re the real MVPs of this server.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to get too lost in the virtual world – you might never want to leave!

ArachnoCraft: Where Spiders Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Emeralds Found:	9694
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of being scared of spiders in video games? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have turned all the spiders into adorable, fluffy kittens! That’s right, no more creepy crawlies trying to attack you, just cute little kittens meowing around. Join us and never fear spiders in video games again!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we turn griefers into BFFs

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of the real world and all its drama? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that negativity behind. Why waste time making friends in the real world when you can make friends with pixelated chickens and cows instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn you’ll ever see – and if you’re lucky, you might even be able to ride it into battle against evil creepers! So why wait? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!