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430lbsCraft: SMP – The Beefiest Player in the Minecraft World

430lbs, 430lbsCraft, athlete, beefiest, brian shaw, Combat sports, Heavyweight, heavyweight division, Martial Arts, Minecraft, MMA, physical dominance, player, Powerlifting, professional athletes, professional fighting, size advantage, size differential, smp, strength training, strongest man, strongman competition, ufc, weight classes, weight limit, world

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	81
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over everyone else like Brian Shaw at a UFC weigh-in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and dominate like never before with our weight limit of 265lbs for all players. That’s right, no more being outmatched by those puny little players who can’t even lift a block of dirt. With a whopping 150lbs advantage over them, you’ll be the undisputed champion of the server in no time.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show those HW’s in the UFC who the real heavyweight champion is in the Minecraft world. It’s time to flex those pixelated muscles and crush the competition like never before!

CraftyDateFails

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

What’s a question you should never ask on a first date? Well, how about “Do you play on [Server Name] Minecraft server?” Because once you join, you’ll be so addicted that you’ll forget all about dating! Our server is so awesome that players have been known to build entire cities in a single night, tame dragons as pets, and even discover secret portals to other dimensions where diamonds rain from the sky! So if you want to find true love, look no further than [Server Name] Minecraft server – where the only question you’ll be asking is “Can I play forever?”

StarveCraft: Tigray Aid Needed!

#ethiopia, Africa, aid, at risk, Conflict, Crisis, emergency, famine, food insecurity, humanitarian, humanitarian crisis, humanitarian response, international aid, Needed, Official, Relief, starvation, StarveCraft, tigray, urgent assistance, urgent intervention, vulnerable population

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4548
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	7957
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have TWO MILLION players at risk of starvation in Tigray! but dont worry, we have plenty of virtual food to go around 😂 our aid official is always warning us about the dangers of hunger, but we just laugh and keep building our epic virtual worlds. join us for a crazy adventure filled with blocky fun and hunger-inducing challenges! 🍗🎮 #minecraftmadness #starvationstation

SkinPointingCraft

anatomy, Awareness, bodily, Body language, body part, cognition, Communication, Gesture, Human, IMPOSSIBLE, Perception, Physical, pointing, pointing at oneself, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, Sensation, skin, SkinPointingCraft, Specific, Touch

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12

join our epic minecraft server where pointing at your skin makes you look like a total weirdo! we have magical powers that turn your skin into a giant rainbow unicorn! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that farts rainbows! come join the fun and experience the madness for yourself!

Zaza Junior High School

Minecraft Vanilla Gaming Community Mods Roleplay Rules Survival PvP Creative Redstone Build Exploration Adventure Economy Factions Skyblock Minigames Quests Plugins, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mines Excavated:	3008
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	7344

Welcome to Zaza SMP, the Minecraft server where the simplicity of vanilla gaming meets a laid-back and friendly community. If you’re looking for a place to play pure Minecraft with no mods, no roleplay, and minimal rules, you’ve come to the right place!

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Affinity SMP, a crossplay survival experience.

Affinity SMP, crossplay, Enchants, Grinding, home, MCMMO, multiplayer, Shop, Survival, Teleport, vanilla-like, xp points

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Void Gems Collected:	36
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Choose an origin once you join and enjoy a unique multiplayer experience!Extra Features:

exchange for xp points- directly

54.39.28.143

ThunderCraft Server

Alternative Rock, American band, catchy tune, chart topper, Electric Guitar, Energetic, Grammy award winning, hit song, Imagine Dragons, Las Vegas, Lightning, Music (Industry), music video, music video production, Popular, Powerful, Rock, Server, Special effects, thunder, THUNDERCRAFT, thunderstorm

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	89256

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. But be careful, because the ground is made of lava and the only way to cross is by riding on the backs of giant chickens!

Once you’ve made it across, you’ll enter our bustling city where the buildings are made entirely out of diamond blocks and the villagers ride around on unicorns. And don’t forget to visit our underwater disco where the fish are all expert breakdancers!

But the real reason to join our server is for the epic battles that take place every Friday night. Picture this: a showdown between a team of ninja pandas armed with diamond swords and a gang of evil snowmen riding on top of giant spiders. It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ScamSlayer in Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, consumer protection, cryptocurrency, cybercrime, decentralized finance, digital assets, financial fraud, financial technology, fraud, fraud detection, fraud prevention, internet security, investor protection, Minecraft, online scams, regulatory oversight, scam prevention, Scamming.., ScamSlayer, SECURITY, smp, solana, white collar crime

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of getting scammed and swindled on other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll never want to leave.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning all the grass into cheese to replacing all the diamonds with carrots, you never know what these furry troublemakers will do next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us on a quest to find this elusive bird and become the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Battle Royale: Ukrainian Uprising

battalions, battle, blocky, Bravery, Commander, Conflict, courage, determination, Escape, Fought, Military, Overruled, Prohres, resilience, Royale.., Safety, strategy, Surrounded, Survival, UKRAINIAN, Unity, uprising, Victory, War

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Enchantments Applied:	238
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	955516

so, liek, imagine u in minecraft, right? u buildin ur lil house, minin ur diamonds, chillin with ur pet pig, when SUDDENLY u get SURROUNDED by creepers and zombies and u like “oh noes, i ded” BUT THEN u remember u on THIS server, where u get to be a UKRAINIAN BATTALION and OVERRULE ur commander to FIGHT UR WAY TO SAFETY!

u and ur squad of blocky soldiers takin on all the mobs, showin them who’s boss with ur epic battle skills and teamwork. u can even build ur own lil base and strategize how to take down the enemy like a true minecraft warrior.

so, if u wanna experience the thrill of a daring escape and the satisfaction of victory in the face of danger, then come join us on this server and be a part of the most epic minecraft battle story ever told! u won’t regret it, trust us.

KairosSMP – Lifesteal

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Mods, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

A Lifesteal SMP for players new and OG! Featuring a fun community and monthly events! We are currently offering 5 hearts to the first player to reach full netherite!

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