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Birthday BashCraft: Where even creepers remember your special day!

#Thoughtfulness, attention to detail, BashCraft, Birthday, CELEBRATIONS, Communication, CREEPERS, Day, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Expectations, forgetful, forgetfulness, Friends, friendship, gender stereotypes, Memory, relationships, remember, reminders, social norms, Special, special occasions, Understanding, Women

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	898964	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Tired of being forgotten on your special day? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your birthday being overlooked again! Our virtual world is filled with magical birthday reminders that will make sure you feel like the most important player on the server. Plus, rumor has it that our resident birthday fairy will grant you three wishes if you blow out the candles on your virtual cake. So why wait? Join now and never feel birthday blues again!

Blocky Booty Calls

1. Relationships, 10. Intimacy, 11. Lust, 12. Self-esteem, 13. Flirting, 14. Jealousy, 15. Social cues, 16. Emotional confusion, 17. Body language, 18. Trust, 19. Sexual attraction, 2. Insecurities, 20. Self-awareness., 3. Misinterpretation, 4. Sexual tension, 5. Doubt, 6. Desire, 7. Mixed signals, 8. Overthinking, 9. communication, blocky, BOOTY, Calls

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the mobs are actually trying to hook up with you! That’s right, creepers, skeletons, even the Ender Dragon are all trying to get it on with you! It’s a love triangle like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all, our server has custom plugins that turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots rainbows and unicorns at your enemies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with talking cows that give you dating advice.

So why do I think she wants to fuck me? Because on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let the romance begin!

AnimeCraft: Where Creeper-tastic adventures meet otaku obsessions!

(subculture), Adventures, animation, Anime, AnimeCraft, cartoons, Creepertastic, culture, Entertainment, Fandom, Global, influence, International, Japan, Media, Meet, obsessions, Otaku, Perception, Popular, series, streaming, television, trend, viewing habits

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t understand your love for anime? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is required to watch at least 10 hours of anime a day! That’s right, we believe in embracing our inner otaku and building epic anime-inspired creations in-game. So if you want to join a community where the only language spoken is Japanese and the only currency accepted is ramen noodles, then this is the server for you! Say goodbye to boring old reality and hello to a world where anime is life. Join us now and let your waifu dreams come true!

Minty McMineCraft – Where Fantômes and Generals Collide!

collide, Fantômes, Generals, McMineCraft, Minty

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Votes:	9919
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of vanilla Minecraft servers? Bored of the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Mint Icecream Edition is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is run by the one and only Mint Fantome, a Minecraft legend known for her epic builds and hilarious antics. She streams all her crazy escapades on her YouTube channel, where you can witness her conquering the virtual world one block at a time.

And if you want to show off your love for Mint Icecream Edition, we’ve got merch! Rock the latest podcast gear and let everyone know you’re part of the coolest Minecraft community around.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you go Mint Icecream Edition, you’ll never go back to plain old vanilla servers again!

OopsCraft: Where everything goes hilariously wrong!

1. Mistakes, bouncing back, disappointments, errors, experience gained 9. Coping with failure, facing adversity, Failures, finding solutions, fixing issues 4. Learning from mistakes, growth mindset., Hilariously, introspection, missed opportunities, moving forward 10. Problematic situations, OopsCraft, perseverance 6. Reflection, problem solving 3. Troubleshooting, problems 2. Failure analysis, resilience 5. Overcoming challenges, root cause analysis, second chances 8. Lessons learned, self-improvement 7. Regrets, setbacks, unexpected outcomes, wisdom gained, wrong

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and craziness goes down! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground society of talking creepers.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding sheep and lava pits, all while being chased by a giant zombie wearing a tutu. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

SnowflakeCraft: Where you can choose your /pol/ buddy, just make sure they’re white lol

Alt-Right, Bigotry, buddy, choose, discrimination, extremism, far right, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, intolerance, lmao, lol, nationalism, POL, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, SnowflakeCraft, Theyre, White, white nationalism, WHITE POWER, white supremacist, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of blending in with all the other Minecraft servers out there? Want to stand out and make a statement? Then come join our server where you can pick your white supremacist from /pol/ – but make sure to pick the white one, lmao!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Build your own white supremacist paradise and show off your questionable decorating skills. Take on challenges like the “Make Minecraft Great Again” obstacle course and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

But beware, things can get pretty wild on our server. Rumor has it that the creeper mobs have started forming their own alt-right faction and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their explosive reign of terror?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner white supremacist shine (but remember, only the white ones are allowed)!

Crafty Euro Love Quest: Finding an American GF in Minecraft

American, American girlfriend, American women, Crafty, cross-cultural relationships, cultural barriers, Cultural differences, dating advice, dating challenges, dating tips, eastern european, Eastern European men, EURO, finding, finding love, foreign relationships, international dating, international love, long distance relationships, love, Minecraft, Quest, relationship advice, relationships, romance, tips for dating

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you an Eastern European guy looking to score an American girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with American ladies just waiting to be wooed by your pixelated charm. Build them a virtual castle, mine them some virtual diamonds, and before you know it, you’ll be virtually dating an American beauty! Join our server now and start your transcontinental love story today!

DadCraft: Where Stepdads and Daughters Build Blocky Bonds!

advice, ANECDOTES, blended family, blocky, Bonding, bonds, BUILD, Challenges, Communication, Connection, DadCraft, DAUGHTER, Daughters, experiences, family, Fatherhood, love, Memories, parenting, relationships, stepdad, Stepdads, STEPDAUGHTER, stepfamily, Support, Understanding

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	4772	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Towns Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than your stepdad’s dance moves at a family BBQ? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even your stepdad will want to join in on the fun. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster built by a confused toddler. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and your family dynamics. Who knows, you might even find a stepdad and daughter duo taking on the Ender Dragon together. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have your family talking for years to come!

Disneyland in Your Cunt: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Adventure, amusement park, ATTRACTIONS, California, cinderella, Cunt, Disney, disney world, Disneyland, Entertainment, family, Florida, Fun, MAGICAL, Memories, mickey mouse, Minecraft, RIDES, Summer, Theme Park, travel, Ultimate, vacation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Crops Grown:	5971	Void Armor Forged:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Disney theme park for your virtual world! Imagine riding roller coasters made of diamond blocks and battling evil creepers in a magical castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our enchanted lands, where you can build your own fairy tale kingdom and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck along the way!

So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. See you there, adventurer!

Zombie Pigmen Disco Party

Boredom, disco, dull, Empty, lackluster, Lifeless, monotonous, mundane, no action, no news, nothing going on, nothing happened, nothing to report, Party, Pigmen, Quiet, same old same old, Stillness, Uneventful, uneventful day, uneventful life, unexciting, unremarkable, zombie

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6284	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magic Items Found:	1786	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, NOTHING happens! That’s right, you heard us correctly. Our server is so crazy and wild that absolutely nothing ever goes down. You’ll spend hours wandering around aimlessly, wondering if anything will ever happen. But hey, isn’t that the beauty of it all? Join us now for the most uneventful Minecraft experience of your life!