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Name: “NoNameChange4Daughter”

aita, birth certificate, Boundaries, Childbirth, Communication, compromise, daughter’s name, Decision making, family dynamics, Hassle, in-laws, mental health, name spelling, NoNameChange4Daughter, physical health, postpartum, social security card, stress, Suffocated, Support, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	1098	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of feeling suffocated and vulnerable in your own Minecraft server? Join us for a server experience like no other! We promise not to overwhelm you with constant visitors like this poor mom had to endure.

Just like this mom stood her ground on her daughter’s name, you can stand your ground in our server and build your own virtual empire without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, we won’t make you fill out any paperwork – just jump right in and start playing!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, have fun, and be in control, join us today! And remember, in our server, you can spell your name however you want – no judgment here!

LegOrArmBroke – Minecraft SMP

accident aftermath, bone fracture, broken arm, broken leg, Healing time, healthcare choice, injury comparison, injury management, LegOrArmBroke, Medical advice, medical decision, Minecraft, mobility limitations, orthopedic consultation, orthopedic injury, orthopedic specialist, pain management, physical pain, recovery process, recovery strategies, rehabilitation journey, smp, treatment options

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying creepers, racing against lava flows, and battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with zombie pigmen, a sky-high roller coaster that will make you question your sanity, and a maze so confusing that even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.

So, if you’re ready to break a leg (or maybe even an arm) for some wild Minecraft adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

BritBlockBanter

amusing, BritBlockBanter, British, british culture, British expressions, british humor, British language, british slang, Clever, comedy, culture, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous expression, Language, phrase, Slang, Witty, Word

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Animals Bred:	69

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a jolly good time filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery.

Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!

Welcome to The Rat Tavern: Where the mods are as wild as the rats!

Class Systems, Craft to Exiles 2, Create, Discord link, Dungeons, Factions, Griefing, hang out, Ip:, Lite RPG, mine Colonies, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Mods, More Realms, PvP, rat, Rats, Roleplaying, TAVERN, team-up, Version 1.20.1, Wild

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Welcome to The Rat Tavern – Craft to Exiles 2

The Rat Tavern is a Craft to Exiles 2 Minecraft server where players can team up, create factions, and hang out! PvP is allowed, but griefing is not. The server runs on version 1.20.1 with lite roleplaying. Find out more by joining The Rat Tavern’s Discord.

PvP is Allowed!
Lite RPG Encouraged
No Griefing!
Class Systems
More Realms
Mine colonies, Create, dungeons, and more!

IP	therattavern.g-portal.rocks
Modpack	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/therattavern-modpak
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/therattavern

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed.
Are players encouraged to engage in lite roleplaying?	Yes, lite roleplaying is encouraged.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed.
What version does the server run on?	The server runs on version 1.20.1.
How can I find out more about the server?	Join The Rat Tavern’s Discord for more information.

Timmie’s Epic Minecraft Server

Breakfast, Caffeine, canadian cuisine, Canadian culture, canadian restaurants, coffee, donuts, Double-Double, drive thru, Epic, fast food, Minecraft, morning routine, Server, Tim Hortons, tim hortons breakfast, Tim Hortons coffee, tim hortons donuts, tim hortons drive-thru, tim hortons menu, tim hortons timbits, timbits, Timmies

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the skeletons know how to break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion shop run by a talking llama who claims to be a wizard in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman who just wants to be your BFF.

So why are timmies like that fr fr? Because they haven’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for themselves! Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our pixelated paradise!

SMP: NeverSteamAgain

$76 wasted, Boycott, denied refund, dumbed down, Gaming Community, lesson learned, memoryholed, moviegame, Never falling for Steam, NeverSteamAgain, no licenses, refund denied, regret, shilled to death, smp, Spyware, Steam-free life, uninstalling, V, wasted money, Woke, worse than Skyrim

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2167	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring, woke moviegames that cost a fortune and disappoint you within the first 10 hours? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any spyware or expensive licenses. Plus, we promise not to memoryhole your experience into oblivion like those other games. Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Who needs Steam when you have our awesome server to play on? Join now and say goodbye to boring games forever!

MomKicked Minecraft Server

Boundaries, caregiver stress, communication breakdown, Decision making, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family responsibilities, Family Support, Frustration, intergenerational issues, living arrangements, mental health, Minecraft, MomKicked, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, privacy invasion, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Villages Defended:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2380	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is so wild and wacky, even your retired Army veteran mother who got caught napping in the bathroom at work would feel right at home. And don’t worry, she won’t be snooping on your emails or eating your dinner here – unless you count virtual chicken leg quarters as a delicacy!

Join us now and let the chaos of real life melt away as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with instead? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind!

TeacherTrollzMC

autism, Backlash, bullying, classroom favoritism, condescension, controversy, criticism, education, former teacher, Honesty, IEP, LinkedIn, mental health, ONLINE, public humiliation, school district, social media, special needs, Teacher, TeacherTrollzMC, Truth

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	623284	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with bullies in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting bullied is creepers by your diamond sword! Our community is filled with supportive players who will never mock the way you run or flap your arms (unless it’s a victory dance after defeating the Ender Dragon).

Our server is perfect for those who struggled in math like our friend here, because we believe in celebrating all players, not just the A-students. No more condescending tones or favoritism, everyone gets a chance to shine in our virtual world. Plus, we don’t do binder checks, we only check to make sure your inventory is organized for epic adventures.

And if you ever come across a teacher like Ms. Newly-Divorced-‘N-lookinglikesh*te, you can unleash your truth bombs in the chat without worrying about international humiliation. So join us today and leave the real-life bullies behind, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing disturbed is the Enderman trying to steal your blocks!

GrumpyGhost Minecraft SMP

Celebrity, controversial, criticism, current, dead celebrity, FAMOUS, fan base, Fandom, Followers, GrumpyGhost, hate, Icon, Idol, influence, Legacy, Minecraft, opinion, Persona, posthumous, public image, reputation, smp, social media

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchantments Applied:	117
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see Steve Irwin come back to life and wrestle creepers instead of crocodiles! Our server is so wild, even the ghost of Elvis Presley would be shaking his hips in disgust at the crazy fan base we’ve got going on. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine with the undead on our server – it’s a party that even Michael Jackson would moonwalk away from!

BandOrBustMC

artist appreciation, artist dedication, artist devotion, artist loyalty, band commitment, BandOrBustMC, eternal listening, favorite artist, favorite band, lifelong fan, lifelong listening, long term favorite, long term listening, Music, music lover, music obsession, music passion, music preferences, musical dedication, musical devotion, musical taste

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

If you could only listen to one band or artist for the rest of your life, it better be the sound of our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was built on a magical block of cheese that grants players unlimited creativity and power. Not to mention, our resident parrot DJ spins the sickest beats while you mine for diamonds. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a pet llama that can breakdance on command. So why settle for just one band or artist when you can have the whole Minecraft symphony at your fingertips? Join us now and let the music of blocky legends serenade your ears for eternity!