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IncestCraft: Elite Sacrifice & Inbreeding

Ancient civilization, Ancient Mexican, archaeology, child sacrifice, Community, Elite, human sacrifice, inbreeding, IncestCraft, indigenous culture, lineage, Mesoamerica, Paquimé, power, pre-Columbian, religious practices, Rituals, sacrifice, social hierarchy, taboo, Upper Classes

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Towns Built:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Votes:	6172	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact ancient mexican child sacrifices for fun! become part of the elite inbreeding community and climb the ranks by sacrificing your own siblings! unleash your inner power-grabbing upper class persona and dominate the server with your inbred skills. who knew incest could be so thrilling in the world of minecraft? come join us for a wild ride filled with blood, power, and questionable moral decisions.

The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP

15930995, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, digital communication, discussion, forum, internet, internet culture, long tail, message board, Minecraft, no, online anonymity, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online forum, privacy, smp, Tag, Thread

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of cake in the communal chest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his fluffy regime? The choice is yours!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to navigate the treacherous Lava Parkour course, where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a pit of molten lava. But hey, at least you’ll respawn, right?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll make for a good story)!

StepGrandmaCare Minecraft Server

assets, care costs, caregiving, dementia, family, family dynamics, family relationships, Financial Planning, Housewife, impact on home life, Inheritance, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting family, residential care, responsibilities, savings, Server, step-grandma, StepGrandmaCare, taking advantage, Time management, traditional roles

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans!

Imagine a world where you can escape from your responsibilities and dive into a virtual realm where the only thing you have to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword. Leave behind the family drama and join us for some epic battles against creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Who needs to deal with caring for elderly step-grandmas when you can be exploring vast landscapes and building your dream castle? Plus, our community is full of fun and friendly players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life worries behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Smell911 – Wife & Aunt Drama

aita, Argument, aunt, Contractor, Contractors, defcon 4, discomfort, Drama, embarrassed, emergency services, Fire department, gas company, lackadaisical, nail polish, neighbors, non emergency, odor, old food, Protective, reaction, ruined weekend, Smell911, Upset, Vinegar, waste of resources, Wife

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crops Grown:	6678
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as calling the fire department for a vinegar smell? Look no further! Join our server where every little mishap turns into a full-blown emergency response.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend accidentally spills their virtual coffee on the keyboard. Next thing you know, the in-game fire department is knocking down your virtual door to put out the non-existent flames. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and experience the thrill of calling in a gas truck, ambulance, and firetruck for the most mundane incidents. Who needs a calm and collected gaming experience when you can have pure chaos at every turn?

So come on down to our server and embrace the madness. Just remember to call a contractor first before you dial 911 for that mysterious smell of vinegar and nail polish. See you in the game, where every day is a virtual emergency!

CaveManTimeMachine – Minecraft SMP

alternate history, ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropological study, caveman, CaveManTimeMachine, creative ideas, cultural exchange, Gift ideas, human evolution, hypothetical scenarios, imaginative thinking, innovation, invention, Minecraft, prehistoric era, primitive technology, science fiction, smp, speculative fiction, thought experiment, time machine, time travel

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ores Mined:	5449	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to go back in time and give a caveman a diamond pickaxe! Imagine the look on his face when he realizes he can mine obsidian and create a portal to the Nether. Who knows, maybe he’ll even invite you to join his tribe and become the first Minecraft speedrunner in history! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to change the course of human evolution with just one item.

MemoryScentCraft

aroma, Connection, emotional, evocative, flashback, Fragrance, Memory, MemoryScentCraft, Nostalgia, olfactory, powerful association, Recollection, Reminiscence, reminiscent, scent, Sensory, sensory experience, specific moment, time travel, triggering, vivid memory

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Buildings Constructed:	39
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Remember that time you walked into a room and caught a whiff of something that instantly transported you back to a specific memory? Well, imagine if that memory was of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where every smell triggers a crazy Minecraft flashback. Whether it’s the scent of freshly baked bread reminding you of that time you built a giant bread castle, or the smell of freshly cut grass bringing back memories of that epic grass block race you won, our server will have you reminiscing in no time. So come on, join us and let your senses guide you through the most hilarious and nostalgic Minecraft experience of your life!

SupremeCraft: Judge Smudge & Russian Drones

Assassination, Conflict, drone attack, Drones, international relations, investigation, judge, judicial system, Justice, justice system, Killed, Loss, murder, Russian, smudge, SUPREME COURT, SupremeCraft, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Yo, you gotta join this crazy Minecraft server, man! It’s so lit, even the Ukrainian Supreme Court judge tried to play but got taken out by a Russian drone attack! Like, whoa, talk about intense gameplay, am I right? Join now for the chance to dodge drones and build the ultimate fortress to protect yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

NostalgiaCraft: Where even the creepers are feeling old at this point

Active, bedrock, border, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, District, Economy, Events, feeling, Graylist, Homes, ip address, java, NostalgiaCraft, Old, point, Resets, Shops, Showcase, smp, Trailer, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5664
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

📽️ Trailer/Showcase	Watch Here
NostalgiaCraft Overview	NostalgiaCraft is a 3+ year old community SMP that provides a whitelisted server-like experience without the application process. Join the server to be part of an active community with item shops, spawn builds, and community events.
🗺️ IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun (Crossplay supported; Bedrock port is 25565)
🎉 Join our Discord	Join Here

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

🌟 Established in 2020 with minimal resets
🌐 Large 300k x 300k world border due to dedicated server storage
💰 Vanilla item-based economy with player trading
🌈 Vanilla+ experience with quality of life enhancements
🔒 Graylist system for safe interaction at spawn
🗣️ Active community and Discord
⚡ Dedicated server with optimal performance

Join NostalgiaCraft today to enjoy a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ

Can I join the server without an application?

Yes, NostalgiaCraft provides a whitelist-like experience without the need for an application.

What is the server’s IP address and supported platforms?

The server IP is mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun and supports crossplay with a Bedrock port of 25565.

Is there a world border on the server?

Yes, NostalgiaCraft has a large 300k x 300k world border due to dedicated server storage.

Are there any unique features on NostalgiaCraft?

Yes, the server offers a vanilla item-based economy, quality of life enhancements, a graylist system, and an active community.

Does the server have dedicated hosting for optimal performance?

Yes, NostalgiaCraft is hosted on a dedicated machine with a Ryzen 9 7950X to ensure smooth gameplay with 20TPS.

Food Craze Minecraft Server

American cuisine, american food, budgeting, CRAZE, culinary experience, culinary exploration, Cultural differences, cultural immersion, dietary restrictions, dining habits, expensive dining, Food, food budgeting, food culture shock, food preferences, food variety, foreign exchange student, limited food options, meal options, meal planning, Minecraft, repetitive meals, Server, takeout

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5526
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of only eating one dish while visiting America as a foreign exchange student? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a wide variety of virtual food for you to feast on! No need to worry about going broke from expensive restaurants and takeout, join us and indulge in endless culinary options. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all! Join now and say goodbye to boring meals and hello to a world of delicious possibilities!

The RECONQUISTA GERMANICA Minecraft SMP movement – Congrats in Advance!

achievement, ADVANCE, athlete, Bundesliga, celebration, Championship, congragulate, CONGRATS, congratulations, football, Germanic, GERMANICA, germany, league title, Minecraft, movement, RECONQUISTA, RECONQUISTA GERMANICA, second title, smp, Soccer, success, triumph, Victory, Xabi Alonso

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mines Excavated:	1720	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the RECONQUISTA GERMANICA movement, led by none other than Xabi Alonso himself. That’s right, the legendary footballer is taking a break from the pitch to conquer the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server, just waiting to be discovered. From enchanted golden apples to rare blocks, you never know what you might stumble upon. And if you’re lucky, you might even come face to face with the elusive Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from Xabi Alonso himself when you win your second league title!

BridalPartyDrama Minecraft Server

bridal party, BridalPartyDrama, bridesmaid duties, brother’s wedding, engaged, ENGAGEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding budget, wedding costs, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old weddings where drama unfolds like a bad soap opera? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can be the bride, the groom, or even the crazy aunt who starts a food fight during the reception.

Experience the thrill of planning a wedding without the stress of real-life family drama. Build your dream venue, design the perfect dress, and even hire zombie waiters to serve brains on a platter. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza?

And if you’re worried about stealing someone’s spotlight, fear not! Our server is all about sharing the love and celebrating each other’s milestones. So come on down and say “I do” to the most outrageous wedding experience in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring cake)!