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CaesarCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!

But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.

Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	4467	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

Abuse, Access, aita, chauffeuring, child maintenance, children, dad, DadTaxiDeniedCraft, DRIVE, feel like, License, MONEY, new partner, Pick up, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, taxi, teenagers, vile words

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Zombie Dances:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	9604	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian Markets, bear market, crashes, economic downturn, Economy, finance, financial crisis, Global markets, Investment, market, Minecraft, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, Panic, recession, sell off, Server, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, stocks, Trading, volatility

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	2487
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.

MineBet Minecraft Server

1-800-GAMBLER, Atlantic City, Baccarat, BETTING, BLACKJACK, Casino, CRAPS, gambling, jackpot, Las Vegas, MineBet, Minecraft, Monte Carlo, new slot machines, Odds, online gambling, poker, problem gambling, roulette, Server, slot machines, Sports betting, Techniques

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be gambling with is creepers blowing up your house! We’ve got more slot machines than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our new machines are so hot they’ll make the Nether jealous.

Join us for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams, or just to laugh at your friends when they accidentally fall into a pit of lava. And don’t worry about problem gambling, because if you start to feel the urge to bet your entire stack of diamonds, just call 1-800-GAMBLER and we’ll send a team of virtual therapists to help you out.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the good times roll (and the dice, and the slot machine reels, and maybe even a few TNT explosions)!

”’/BritCraft SMP”’

BritCraft, smp

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7297
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Towns Built:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than wee rorke edish! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper llamas and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious floating island where the rarest of mobs roam free. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame a flying pig and ride it to the top of the island, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join wee rorke edish today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Under $100 SMP Lifechanger

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other. Build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle ferocious mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Pigman King who rules over the land with an iron fist (or hoof, in this case). Defeat him in battle and claim his crown as your own, becoming the ultimate ruler of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Make the life-changing purchase of joining our Minecraft SMP today for under $100 and prepare to have your mind blown!

PixelatedMidlifeCrisis

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and virtual adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a go. Little did they know, they would soon find themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and even engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual world, just waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the key to surviving your 40s is hidden somewhere in the pixelated madness of our server.

CraftyCrashCraft: Nikkei225

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Buildings Constructed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

come join our minecraft server where the only thing plunging is your expectations of reality! our server is so lit that even the Nikkei 225 index is shaking in its boots. why worry about world markets when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your pals?

join us and watch as the US economy trembles in fear of how awesome our server is. who needs stocks and bonds when you can have diamonds and emeralds? come on, don’t be a square, join us now and let’s make minecraft great again!